bagel? bAGEL???

Nov 15, 2017 1:54 PM

MoonQueen

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love_a_good_existential_crisis

I'm lovin it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...stop ripping holes in the 4th dimension, it only causes existential crisises and timeloops

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish when I worked at a bagel place it was this interesting. Instead they fired me after 3 weeks with no reason given.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My luck they would have “just ran out” of them

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolute zero is unattainable. The Universe is currently about 2.73 kelvins.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe if you were intellectual enough, you'd understand this meme.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 3

mathematical!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Source: @redicNomad on twitter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Check out the new podcast Braids. First ep talks about multiple universes. Great sound and production!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shrödingers Bagel

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That went all Dark Tower and I'm happy

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Been looking for this. I think of it whenever I get an everything bagel

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just be sure to cut out that Milky Way part, it's salty as fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Furries on the front page, +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is that thing a cow?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do I love this?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trippy. I'd go buy bagels more if I got a nice reinterpretation of reality with it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’re alright

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a hole in this logic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

I don't think I'll ever get tired of seeing this gif.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This strange little thing. I like it.

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

This is not strange, and you always liked it. And you don't like it. But it's strange.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wow, it's like a new Eat-Immeasurable-Quantum-Science diet! I'd eat that.

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

Do you know how much fat and sugar is in one of those?! Literally All of it.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

And yet none of it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But at the same time, all of the enzymes that break those down that have ever existed!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're even eating yourself

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

and still youre eating nothing at all

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a good time to me.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If it tastes like everything, then it tastes like shit, hair, green peppers, earwax, and your grandma.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trace amounts. Nothing more. That's not the thing you should be worried about.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the trace amounts of Grandma, right?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mostly like hydrogen and nothing though (:

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mostly Hydrogen with a hint of shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have to have a very high IQ to understand this meme. Without a solid grasp of theoretical physics it will go over an Imgurian's head.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 9

can confirm, i was only able to post this because i graduated from both harvard and princeton

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Guys light up, it's a copypasta

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Please someone tell me I'm not the only one who downvotes comments with more points if they see a very, VERY good comment to promote it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

please

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

please tell me I'm not just a huge dick

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think what they mean is they're trying to get rid of the competition of a comment they think is good, by downvoting higher rated comments?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh yeah that makes sense thanks! :)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, @procrastinatorsunite111nextweek is exactly right, that's what I meant, and I barely feel sorry for it. Am I an arse?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Big Bagel Theory

8 years ago | Likes 401 Dislikes 8

I think I just felt my IQ double

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

*laugh track

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bagelzinga

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*laugh track*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

*bangel

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*laugh track*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

100x better than the series.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

*laugh track*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*cue laugh track*

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was referencing the actual theory, not the cheesy sitcom. ;-)

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*laugh track

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I never understood the hate imgur has towards BBT because of the laugh track. They seem to love HIMYM which also uses laugh tracks.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Seinfeld uses laugh tracks too, it’s just how the genre is. The difference is it’s funny.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Alyson Hannigan.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I completely agree. HIMYM's were more discrete than TBBT's, but still.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I hate both. Anything written by CBS is poorly written with easy jokes. CBS is, culturally, a low-denominator network.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The problem is Big Bang Theory isn't actually funny.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

BBT can be funny, the problem is that the nerd-related jokes aren't, and they're the bulk of the jokes.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

true dat

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2