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Michael Jordan's fake pass.
Dec 10, 2014 5:23 PM
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prelude760
The King
jrad115
I keep waiting for him to throw it and he wont do it.
7p5saturn
Gotcha!
SaumilJ
Anthony Mason sighting!
Calcifiera
Pp
Whateverthehellyouwant
Some say that he is still chasing that non-existent ball to this very day..
dubouc
is it relevant? http://ussrocknroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Kobe-e1337874051972.jpg
hurricane7
Imagine if he didn't retire... twice... just to come back.
txGrizzly
http://media1.giphy.com/media/IBLw3XYmzIvwQ/200.gif
txGrizzly
http://media2.giphy.com/media/imTYseHyeqJbi/200.gif
bcamarillo
http://media20.giphy.com/media/EQ44VMGlgqxTq/giphy.gif?w=320
DrGirlinTheMoonlight
This would not work for Kobe...
VIadimirTarasenko
Kobe has more assists then mj
LolFuckInsertHere
Let us pray for that player's ankles.
Martsen
Acting
Imthemailman
Some say he's still looking for that ball...
KillingTheJoke1
Some say there never really was a ball
mordrul
"Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman!"
CountryMetal01
key and Peele did that beautifully, at first glance they actually look like Jordan and Ali
ThatDudeThatDoesDudeStuff
microbialmanipulator
Because he passed. His name wasn't kobe afterall
dubouc
hahahaha you are 1000% right!!
LurkerBeserker
Read this as Michael Jordan's fake piss and looked way too long for the piss :(
kazmosis
If you watch any basketball at all this will be completely unremarkable to you
ROBOTvsMAN
I didn't know you get back massages in this sport. I should play!
damnstrait
REKT
mitchtothemax
David Wesley is shaqtin' a fool up in here
ShamrockFury
I got to see him play once and it was against a rookie Iverson. Iverson broke the rookie game pt record and Jordan hit a half court shot
ShamrockFury
One of the best memories of my childhood
sweatersonmybody
that's fuckin badass.
microbialmanipulator
Iverson was my fav player as a young one. It must have been incredible to see that game!
belatarr4lyfe
Hrm? Wilt Chamberlain holds that record.
ShamrockFury
He broke some record that game, I remember it being a huge deal when I was a kid. Mayhaps I remember the Iverson part wrong.
thebrainwasher
It was his first 40+ point game of 5 in a row, a rookie record for consecutive 40+ games, that was previously Wilt's (3 in a row) record.
ShamrockFury
There we go. Alright, but I still remember that Jordan half court shot though. haha
MrKarlDilkington
You were so lucky to be able to watch him play! I was only 6 when he retired (wizards stint doesn't count)
longtimewatcherfirsttimeposter
Canadian & my SO in Uni bought us tickets to go see a Wizards game. So glad I saw him play, so sad to see him unable to dunk a ball...
MrKarlDilkington
Well, considering he can still dunk at his current age, I'm sure he was able to when he was playing for the Wizards.
longtimewatcherfirsttimeposter
PS. Hyperbole is the use of exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech but, is not meant to be taken literally.
MrKarlDilkington
Thanks for the definition! I didn't realize your comment was a hyperbole. I retract my previous statement...
thraxFX
Yeah?! Well I watched him play against some big alien dudes for the fate of the planet. And the loony tunes were there. So there.
MyDogJake
we have a winner
HippityHoppityFlippityFloppity
I saw Bill Murray!...but no one believes me..
Imgurprettymuchsucks
He owned Charlotte then, and he owns them now.
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
Should be top comment. Go Hornets.
ultimatejosh
Lance Stephenson fan as he went to UC, Cavs fan as they're my Ohio team. Glad he got a good deal with you guys tho!
IveBeenOnHereForHours
yay 704 represent!
PagingDrLoggins
Yes! Glad the hornets are back in Charlotte. So long bobcats!
SandslashUsedDig
He should of known, Michael Jordan doesn't pass...MJ doesn't need to pass.
hullabaloo70
*have* known...
iamrok
always upvote the GOAT
backtobackpanicattack
http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-goat-sunglasses-cool.jpg
Tornadus
Every sport's got one. My fav is still 99 tho.
IHadMyHeartSetOnQuadrupleTree
I didn't realize how amazing Gretzky' was until I found out that he had more points than anyone else in history without including his goals
Tornadus
Yeah, more assists than anyone else has points. There is a reason he's pretty the undisputed best. ever. seriously. Watching him play...omg.
IHadMyHeartSetOnQuadrupleTree
I just re-watched the sportscentury documentary on him. He truly was THE GREAT ONE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK6YPaRfwcw
LeslieKnope2016
Kobe is less than 60 points from passing him in the All Time scoring list.
clutchthepearls
It only took him a few more years, against softer defenses.
MMPRMastodon
Who the hell cares about Kobe?
CertifiedTintinologist
He's also beaten everyone else in most missed shots of all time as well.
JamesMoriartyThePsychopath
Earl Manigualt?
goodguyC
I was confused too....he means Greatest Of All Time.
Huev0sRancher0s
Very relevant:
TheRicM
Pwned
lazky
I was gonna post this gif... Dick..
Pppppppppppppppatrick
Thank you for not saying 'slightly relevant'.
handstanddan
Michael Jordan in a wizards jersey. Always makes my stomach turn
eddysamson
shhhh thats the only way I got to see him play in person...and he still dropped 38
GabbUU
Still o so very naaaaaasty!
Schmedes
You're a wizard Michael
NeverForgetTheToast
Ah the past his prime jordan
TURDSTOMPER
When I was a kid I got to see a season of Jordan as a Birmingham Barron. He was my hero and I almost snagged an autograph. 1/?
TURDSTOMPER
Manager stopped the autographs when I was 2 away. Closest I had been all season. I was 7 so I cry babied. 2/3
TURDSTOMPER
Slightly older sister signed a ball and gave it to me saying it was from jordan. Super pumped. Pops had to break the news to me cus she 3/4
TURDSTOMPER
Couldn't spell and signed it Michel Jordan. He couldn't have been too proud of how much I cried the 2nd time. 8(
swaggersaurus
He was almost 40 and still putting up 20-5-5
NeverForgetTheToast
Jordan is still Jordan, that's why i still buy his shoes
AuBoss
Damn right. Just got some Superfly 3s and another pair of throwback 1s
TheWulfrunian
I do this with my dog...
HowDoIInternet
My dog doesn't even flinch when I try to fake him out anymore. I have to fake like 4 times before he thinks I'm actually throwing it.
BlowDog
So you are saying you have the skills of Michel Jordan?
KevinJbird
Dawg*
unvalidusername
FETCH! http://imgur.com/cBn5bUg.gif
klucky
Das racist
ForGigglesAndShits
my dog doesnt get tricked by this anymore :( most the time...
TheLegendarySuperStrayan
Now you have to throw it everytime, then one day start to trick hin again
AllAroundMeAreUnfamiliarFaces
That's a bit diabolical..
HeyBlinken
Is this a racist joke?
DoctorConners
Youre a horrible human
AceVanquish
I forgot which picture I was looking at and thought this was about peanut butter.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/you-sir-are-an-asshole.jpg
ChaosLierLen637
So is # 4 his bitch?
batlrar
Like this? http://media.giphy.com/media/7u8SK4p1Cny2Q/giphy.gif
Meck
why are you not playing basketball in the NBA then? You could make lots of money!
demanji
he did it with his dawg
demanji
that sounded better in my head
tendthekine
is his name Air Bud?
choorp
Was going to comment that LOL
ExcuseMeBearFuckerDoYouNeedAssistance
mycrazylife5891
I feel like he's judging me ._.
BobSmithy
Hello, motherfucker !
tendthekine
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/08/11/0811-gymnist-getty-3.jpg
TheSuspense
"The canine community frowns upon your shenanigans."
ExcuseMeBearFuckerDoYouNeedAssistance
ExcuseMeBearFuckerDoYouNeedAssistance
ExcuseMeBearFuckerDoYouNeedAssistance
imgurwhatnonsenseisthis
aaaaaand it derailed
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