Astonoth
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MFW I ask my girlfriend what's wrong and she says "nothing..."
Nov 27, 2013 4:26 PM
Astonoth
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IRejectYourRealityAndSubstituteMyOwn
PompousRhombus
BUT MEEGAN, YOU FORGOT YOUR JACKET.
karlthatkillspeople
as a woman who does this, sometimes you ask and I just don't know what to say. I usually don't need to talk I just need a hug
respond2us
I've been with my wife for 13 years. I can tell when something's wrong, even if she says nothing. She's just not ready to talk yet.
CertifyToDerp
Is it me or does the wrinkle on the chicken eyes make it look like testicle when it squints?
weeewoooweeewoooweeeewooooooooo
*pun about stroking my cock*
amandil
the more i watch the hand the more it starts to creep me out
melohype
COCK STROKER!
BarbGille
God this posses me off. In my experience i have told the guy numerous times what is wrong. When they ask me what is wrong five seconds
BarbGille
>>after I tell them then yes I am going to say NOTHING AT ALL but it's SARCASTIC as in it is obvious I'm upset and have told you the reason
BarbGille
>>and if you're that dense then you can go poo yourself.
SerialKitten666
WHY DO THEY DO THIS. MEMORY SPAN OF A GOLD FISH, ugh.
NovemberIndiaCharlieKilo
Am I the only one creeped out by the hand slowly stroking the chicken?...hehe stroking the chicken.
WhiterThanWonderBread
She's lying.
notallfunandgames
you know, sometimes 'nothing' really means 'nothing'.
HogwartsReject
"Oh ok...." WRONG ANSWER!
CountSlaineSaazbaumTroyard
http://davidgueringer.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/You-done-FUCKED-UP-NOW.gif
samplay31
EL MACHO8 :o
TheOneUsernameThatIsntTaken
Perfect use of this gif. +1
hauntedtree
You're clucked.
GreatOdensRaven87
IT'S A GODDAMN TRAP.
bobsheadthreateningly
While newly married, my husband had the unfortunate tendency to make me feel REALLY guilty whenever I made him feel bad about himself 1)
bobsheadthreateningly
Thank God, he doesn't behave this way anymore! (Mom was right, guys hit maturity at 30, lol..) 3)
bobsheadthreateningly
So if I was upset at him but didn't wanna deal with his guilt tripping me, I'd just tell him nothing was wrong 2)
CitizenPrime
atl77
+1 for despicable me 2.
ac09jste
What's this from?
AgentBlackJack
"Nothing." Pfft yeah right:
Astonoth
you, I like you!
TheOneUsernameThatIsntTaken
Did I just witness a post in user submitted before it makes the front page!? I'm rooting for you OP!
Astonoth
thanks mate :)
TheOneUsernameThatIsntTaken
You're welcome!
MomAtHome
Well maybe if you didn't want to argue with me when I did tell you what was wrong I would tell you what's wrong!! ..Sorry, venting.
BarbGille
Lol. I vented in another comment as well. Five minutes after saying what was wrong he goes.."hey is something bothering you?"
BarbGille
When i said nothing it was pure sarcasm.
SerialKitten666
so.much.this. especially when you've previously told them what was wrong and they magically just seem to forget, like, really?! Are you
MomAtHome
First off - love your UN. Second, I have mental health issues, so it seems like everyone waits until I am complacent to do the things 1/2
MomAtHome
that piss me off, then wonder why I go batshit cray cray on everyone.
SerialKitten666
As someone who also has a chemically imbalanced brain, I feel ya :(
MomAtHome
*hugs*
SerialKitten666
incapable of understanding context? Are you THAT stupid? Are you just playing dumb to evade getting in trouble or dealing with an issue?
SerialKitten666
This is why people have stupid, circular arguments, because either both people or one person intentionally makes it difficult!
ANGRYBATMAN
http://imgur.com/OEldwUw
fskn
For those who haven't seen this yet... Prepare to have your hearts melted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYIRO97dhII
iamyourbuddyfriend
khhuurrm?
supersonser
SOMETIMES IT REALLY IS NOTHING!!! fuck.
TimeKiller21
And other times, it's not! Good luck!
MotherfuckinGoats
Thank you! I just sometimes look naturally depressed and I'm fine!
Sevadus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QQDnnR0V-c
WhitePeppercorn
hey supersonser.... what's wrong?
Guzi86
Or, the other case, that it just might be possible we don't want to talk about it right now and need some time alone.
kaffefilter
This. I also say it when I don't have the strength to take a discussion I know is pointless. Better to just let it blow over.
helloimrobin
Then say so
Guzi86
Yeah, because you won't "bother" us, when we say "please not now" ... if it were so easy, we'd do that.
helloimrobin
That's because SOMETIMES "no" means "try harder" .. suit yourselves.
mixtapepanda
No means no always.
Guzi86
Just because some people do this - not everybody is like that. When I say "no", I mean it. Otherwise, I express myself in different ways.
AtomicAlchemist
Canfrith
bradblackburn
Can't stop laughing. Damn you. You've killle...
KingBamboo
Edgar :D
ProphetOfTheFirstClaw
Yeah the one with the squishy eye is maya :3
KingBamboo
My bad - my bad! :3
Nightwingismyreckoning
sorry, but that one is Maya! Edgar is the new black one :3
KingBamboo
God damnit - Shame on me...
Spickerderp
Pewds!
PictureUnrelated
werbenjagermenjensen
This is my favorite thing on imgur. I will never not upvote it. +1
tentacleparty
I wish I can favourite comments!
IDrawPokemon
Oh God I love this cat.
AGoldenPotato
.
theresthisguynamedbrad
Hating intensifies
agustofwind
This always terrifies me.
QuelleSurprise
I love that cats moustache
rickystarband
Frycat
Dandoch1080
Fuck you dan!
Ikillmiceforaliving
But ... but... You're dan
FrankReshman
This isn't funny.
GeeUknit
Gonna repeat this one... The correct answer: "OK. If you want to talk, I'll listen. Do you want a hug?"
Stacychan
Give this person a cookie.
dsl4241
. 2 years in the future because that is damn good
eaglebeagle
Must remember!
colchicken
Girls are liars got it
appleking
Brilliant
babbzilla
As a woman... Fuck that Womanese talk! I hate that shit!
nellaselendil
THANK YOU.
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
Haha, not always the right answer. DON'T YOU KNOW THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER?!
BendysnatchCabbagestrudel
THIS is why we need an option to favorite comments.
SirGallethCooper
As a girl, this would work on me
IndianaChones
Seriously, guys, remember this. We don't need you to fix what's wrong, necessarily, but a hug mends so much.
JunGull
Writing this one down in my brain.
BoomSapphire
that would anger me
jemapellecami
Me. Fucking. Too. Is "nothing" not enough of a hint that I don't want to talk about it?
gifbears
I'm a girl, and I have no idea why this would anger you.
BoomSapphire
Because if I say nothing, it's nothing. Why ask if you're just going to be annoying
phdinhorribleness
This is a brilliant answer
shannyshananigans
Nailed it.
kitty666
As a woman who answers with "Nothing.." most of the time, this would force me to answer with "Hmph. Yes."
Welkin
Somebody call the authorities! We found a cure that works!
SweetMotherOfHades
The 'Hmph' is so accurate.
opad
Also as a woman- gentleman, you get some boob squish action on the hug so it's a win-win
VesselOfHate
stop saying "nothing"
Twenty3Skidoo
No...
KeishaFabo
I have said "YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW!" in response to this, and curled up in a pre menstrual ball of self righteousness. I am not proud
Haraless
And that's when I end the relationship.
FlatPlutoSociety
"Pre-menstrual ball of self-righteousness" is the best phrase I've read all day.
TheCuddlefish
I feel your feels, girl.
Basementcat
We've all been there and will go there again. *shameface*
luckyflavor23
ugh. i'm pmsing and just overall displeased by my boyfriend.... but at least now i'm mature enough to recognize that i'm unreasonable atm...
CalmDownHolmes
You are a rare breed.
luckyflavor23
I keep getting this feeling like, omg, how will this ever work out, let me zoom in on these reasons that are works in progress and freak-out
boombaladdy
In my defense, I say "Nothing" because I know my answer will piss them off and start an unnecessary argument.
LordOfTheIdiots
Being a guy I'd much rather just here what's wrong especially if its something about me that way I can fix it
iDrawStuff
*hear.
GeeUknit
See, sometimes that's for the best, and sometimes a lot of small things become a giant festering mess. Communication is a learning process >
GeeUknit
> between two people though. And learning to listen without immediately going "Yeah, BUT YOU--!" is probably the hardest skill
GeeUknit
Then you really do need to LISTEN, without interrupting/ defensiveness/ blame-shifting, to make somebody feel they can tell you things
xxxetkxxx
U r doing in God's work, my friend. I salute u.
lizzycakes
I totally agree, and many times needed this exact encouragement to discuss my problems, but it never came. Issues remained unresolved.
MsElizabethBennet
Literally the best possible answer
AlexandriteVo
Thank you! Master!
iliaden
I feel like a complete idiot for not having thought of this before
okayawesome
As a woman, this is the perfect answer I didn't know I wanted
NurseFeelgood
As a pregnant woman, I too often answer, "No I don't want an f-ing hug, do I look like a child to you?" My husband is a saint.
rakeezy
lol. harsh much?
squeegallylines
i'm not pregnant and my answer would be "DAMMIT I JUST SAID NOTHINGS WRONG DONT BE SUCH A CONDESCENDING ASS"
GeeUknit
Why on earth would hugging by for children only?!
QuadrilateralEnix
Pregnant women don't realize they needed a hug until they're already 2-3 seconds into it, so surprise hugs all the time.
afrofrycook
Pregnant women aren't bound by such things like logic.
Radey
Only raging hormones.
ladybuglauren
I'm pregnant, too and I feel like a crazy person! Tell me it gets better. I'm so mean sometimes. :(
SweetBabyCheesus
It gets better.. once the kid is out :) Good luck!
indukie
Sorry, it really doesn't. I threw a tantrum in a DQ once then sat down on the floor and cried. I was about 32 weeks.
indukie
But it IS worth it!
ladybuglauren
No no no I refuse to admit this could be me (no offense to you). Honestly, were you level headed and mellow before pregnancy? I must know.
indukie
I've always been very calm and mellow. I was crazy during pregnancy and it took a few weeks to really calm back down after.
opad
Just to check, I'm only at 11 weeks and have not yet had a melt down of anykind. When does it kick (or am I spared and maybe a robot)?
ladybuglauren
I haven't had a meltdown yet (9 weeks & 4 days). I hear it could happen around 18-20 weeks and then also towards the end.
NurseFeelgood
I sobbed when I saw my local White Castle had been torn down.
opad
I think my husband would do that. He still talks about the last taco bell in Boston leaving years ago.
ladybuglauren
Ohh my god I'm really freaked out right now. I don't want to ruin relationships! :(
NurseFeelgood
Don't worry! Things do kinda settle up near the end. Hubby describes me as "Moody, but not near as bad as PMS moody."
HeyIHaveAPosterOfAMinihippoInMyRoom
commenting for future use
tylerpedia
This is just one you should commit to memory.
justsomenormaldude
thanks a lot! =)
Hybr1DAnG3L
This gonna help me so much in the future, thanks
zildjianvibes
BY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Holy hell man, you just handed us a holy grail.
zildjianvibes
Or a holy hand grenade.
anoxxxia
Win!!! And if there is actually nothing wrong, I wouldn't be badgered until there was something wrong. Well played.
GeeUknit
Then you'd just get a nice hug, and the pleasure of knowing your partner trusts you (rather than that infuriating 'Don't believe you' thing)
anoxxxia
Sounds perfect.
perochialjoe
The correct answer: "Get the fuck out and let me know when you're done playing retard games." Then kick her in the vagina and throw her out.
DanNeedsLoveToo
I need to reply to this comment so I can come back to this later if I ever forget.
thordyn
as she strokes your cock?
mezzidriel
Fantastic.
HowToBeard
As I finished reading this I said out loud, "You brilliant bastard." If you are ever in Montana, I'm buying you a drink.
SigPistols
Commenting for future reference if I ever get a girlfriend...
PompousRhombus
Brilliant.
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
This is the best response to that I've ever seen. Actually, I think my ex used that a lot. Fricking genius.
whatacompletejoke
Are you... are you sure you're not my boyfriend? This sounds exactly like what he'd say...
GeeUknit
given that I'm a woman, preeeeetty sure, yeah :-)
andapieceoftoast
This would just make me more pissed...patronizing as fuck
jemapellecami
Damn straight. It would work on a lot of people, I'm sure, but not everyone.
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euridice811
Using this, you still establish yourself as a caring partner (which is hopefully what that desire is going for) without the guessing games.
GeeUknit
Yeah, but fuck that. This answer puts that responsibility back with her. She can talk, and then you'll listen and know what's up, or she >
GeeUknit
> can keep it to herself, and then that will be her choice. As long as she knows you really will listen, I think that's a good thing.
GeeUknit
I'm a woman, and I too was raised with 'Can't tell him about feels until he's proven he REALLY wants to know' - It's a good thing to unlearn
GeeUknit
Thought process was 'Nagging is REALLY BAD, and if he has to drag it out of me, I definitely didn't nag even if he doesn't like what I say'
GeeUknit
Explanation: you're establishing several things. 1) I take your word at face value. You say nothing's wrong, I believe you >
GeeUknit
2) I will listen if you want to talk, 3) we can now both trust that if there's something I need to know you will bring it up >>
GeeUknit
4) Here's a hug, because we care about each other and connecting/comfort/reassurance is never a bad thing
RubberChickenGoD
I am a combination of 1 and 3. My exwife played that card enough. I had on the first time or two of nothing stated I will listen and 1/?
RubberChickenGoD
2/ gotten I am fine. I just started to leave nothing as nothing and she would get pissed on either me asking to much or not asking enough.
ThePatchyBeard
I love your system of continuing the comment.
quello
So uh... you single? http://reactiongifs.com/?p=16693
GeeUknit
Yes. But from a quick look at your comment history I suspect we might not be compatible, I'm female and straight :-)