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Nov 19, 2017 12:25 PM
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TheGreatDivider
busted
bags1988
Queue mission impossible theme
intergalacticbuttjazz
Spider mouse
Selkj
Tom is like... He aint taking my job.
SkunkSquirrel2nd
Can't unsee the tooth.....
itrulydontknowhattosay
Just put it back up your ass.
ReadOnlyMemories
4528bing
You need a cat
gayrat5
Cue mission impossible theme
IMemesYouNoHarm
Enjoy your Hanta Virus.
DoggoPicsMakeMeHungry
From my research it seems difficult to get the hanta. You basically have to snort(inhale) mouse scat.
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
They use their ears to see in the dark too. I can hear them running inside the ceiling and jumping over the studs.
365090
Ok
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
Rabies is just the added bonus
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
Something something churned milk into butter
TheCrappyDetective
Adapt. Overcome
begbietossesapint
ensensu
How do you know it's not Mouse Rick?
TheGreatWizpoo
Mouse ".....human.."
WendyPeffercorn3
@MrMcGoFuckYourself
howbouthatt
There is no such thing as one mouse or one cockroach, ever.
WolololoWarrior
Chimney climbing! Mad skills lil bro
littletiggrecito
What a cutie!
Cargion
I really wasn't expecting this lol
UnicornCock
nothisisntme
Cuuuute!!
AnthonyJanthonyFell
At the end she's like: what now?
AnthonyJanthonyFell
Excuse me I now realise that I meant to type "what meow"
MisterWho
Purrcour
howbouthatt
Probably a she and probably pregnant and gonna give birth to 9 or more pink pups. If there is a male around which there probably is, 1
howbouthatt
they will mate immediately after she gives birth & in 20 days she will give birth to 9 to 14 more pups. When her first set of pups are 2
howbouthatt
six weeks old they will be mating and birthing pups. In 6 months you'll have a thriving colony of mice scrambling through your house 3
howbouthatt
chewing through food boxes and drywall and wiring and pooping and peeing as they run along the walls and inside your kitchen drawers 4
howbouthatt
and cabinets. They do bite when cornered. I'll agree that they are cute but not running through your kitchen drawers pooping and peeing 5
howbouthatt
on your silverware and dishes and eating your food. Mice carry diseases that afflict humans; Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome, Hemorrhagic 6
SkunkSquirrel2nd
Sure he can stay, but his brothers, sisters, cousins, parents, nephews, nieces, uncles, aunties, sons, daughters.....
MichaelHames
That is called chain migration
thisismyvietnam
Only if they put in the same amount of effort
bart2pl
and me and your mum
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
And thats just for a month or 2, then the extended family gets born...
Deadmanwalkn
You don't consider cousins/aunts/uncles to be extended family?
MisterWho
To some extent
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
With mice/rats? No lol.
EvenSpeedwagon
Get a mousing cat. The strong and cunning will earn their place.
JediSirus
With mice we all know that one mouse’s parents are also its uncle, aunt, brother, sister, cousins, nieces and nephews
SkunkSquirrel2nd
Some places in Cornwall (UK) are like that too
notsobigtrain
Thats pretty much the case here in alabama