Jan 19, 2017 3:32 PM
medrusta
58296
996
52
funny
AtsaMattaForYou
You see Ivan...
frankbankspanks
-10 shadow damage
Leithoa
"Bless these O Lord so that we may look at thine enemies and they may snuff it" - Priest, probably
DisenfranchisedSovietBear
"If we are united even in our training, we will be undefeatable" -message on back wall
distilledwill
Double damage against undead!
Rodeodoc
Are the Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch in that pile?
ARussianAndHisBike
Marioloko
Wololo!
WhatzitTooya
Bless ALL the things!
LookingForOriginalContent
This is not Jesus talked to do
HandoB4Javert
I have to tap my calendar to see it isn't stuck.
Razz50
Putin would be proud
Cheomesh
They bless ships, boats, and motorcycles where I grew up in the US.
littlegoblin
bonus damage on vampires and zombies
SpiritoftheSands
*Radiant
hatefulonlytomyself
Apparently Russia has a out of control demon problem.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
The Russian Government pursues a very close relationship with the Orthodox Church because church + state = power.
shimmernshine
That's what they get for murdering the mad monk.
FumbieNumbie
That's a deep thought actually.
Gimpknee
So that's why AKs are so reliable...
TexanLeadFarmer
They is.
FuttBuckit
They don't call it "spraying and praying" for nothing
ButterfaceTaintClown
On a clip and a prayer.
mustang2733
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAGAZINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE just joking
haltwenty13
So the Swiss guard (pope police) have holy 226s. If I had the money or influence I would acquire one.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
You can't buy something that's blessed. As soon as you pay money for it, it becomes un-blessed.
So only accepting gifts and stealing. Got it.
WhoStoleMySweetroll
Tell that to my indulgence.
rocketman89
You could just pay for a picture of the gun, but the gun comes free with purchase. Checkmate, Christians.
I'd wager you could donate a lot of money to the church for charity and be gifted a pistol.
Maybe, or you could probably just buy the pistol and take it to them to get it blessed for free. Not like blessing requires a lot of effort.
Yeah but these are engraved and blessed by the pope himself
AtsaMattaForYou
You see Ivan...
frankbankspanks
-10 shadow damage
Leithoa
"Bless these O Lord so that we may look at thine enemies and they may snuff it" - Priest, probably
DisenfranchisedSovietBear
"If we are united even in our training, we will be undefeatable" -message on back wall
distilledwill
Double damage against undead!
Rodeodoc
Are the Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch in that pile?
ARussianAndHisBike
Marioloko
Wololo!
WhatzitTooya
Bless ALL the things!
LookingForOriginalContent
This is not Jesus talked to do
HandoB4Javert
I have to tap my calendar to see it isn't stuck.
Razz50
Putin would be proud
ARussianAndHisBike
Cheomesh
They bless ships, boats, and motorcycles where I grew up in the US.
littlegoblin
bonus damage on vampires and zombies
SpiritoftheSands
*Radiant
hatefulonlytomyself
Apparently Russia has a out of control demon problem.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
The Russian Government pursues a very close relationship with the Orthodox Church because church + state = power.
shimmernshine
That's what they get for murdering the mad monk.
FumbieNumbie
That's a deep thought actually.
Gimpknee
So that's why AKs are so reliable...
TexanLeadFarmer
They is.
FuttBuckit
They don't call it "spraying and praying" for nothing
ButterfaceTaintClown
On a clip and a prayer.
mustang2733
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAGAZINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE just joking
haltwenty13
So the Swiss guard (pope police) have holy 226s. If I had the money or influence I would acquire one.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
You can't buy something that's blessed. As soon as you pay money for it, it becomes un-blessed.
FumbieNumbie
So only accepting gifts and stealing. Got it.
WhoStoleMySweetroll
Tell that to my indulgence.
rocketman89
You could just pay for a picture of the gun, but the gun comes free with purchase. Checkmate, Christians.
haltwenty13
I'd wager you could donate a lot of money to the church for charity and be gifted a pistol.
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Maybe, or you could probably just buy the pistol and take it to them to get it blessed for free. Not like blessing requires a lot of effort.
haltwenty13
Yeah but these are engraved and blessed by the pope himself