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Dec 19, 2015 4:04 PM
SemiOriginalKit
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RCGUY
Pet it. with HIS penis.
ballsoffury
Pet it. With my penis.
dweadpiewitwobbits
I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him!
Upierczi
Set my room on fire.
grndpnder
http://imgur.com/elYHN1X
StopLookingAtMyUserName
Post it instantly on Fb, what else ?
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StopLookingAtMyUserName
Thanks, fam
U4ume4us
blow holes through my floor trying to blast it with a shotty
Randomice
Call Ripley and let her deal with it.
onionbutt
Let it outside to do its business, then fill it's food bowl. Rub its belly when it comes back in. "Good boy, Felix."
TheNowBannedBecauseOfBullshitCommunityRulesChaoticNachos
take ye fakin shit bak to fac-e-book.
thebearking
assume i'm still sleeping and roll over
Contundo
go the fuck back to sleep
OhElleNo
Throw the mattress at it, then stomp the fuck out of that mattress.
ps238principal
Call Animal Planet because I'm going to be RICH!
Decapitron
Ask it if it wants to cuddle.
InertUsername
Contrary to what one might think, the biology of this thing combines the weaknesses of both species, not the strengths
spitfires2000
Did you parents tell you this? (ᵔᴥᵔ)
Bobbydancer
Even weak this demon is the stuff of nightmares
saltednutlog
That's what it wants you to think.
ShrubNinja
That's what I thought too. Loses the snake's fangs and venom, the spider loses its mobility. This thing isn't dangerous to anyone.
TinyOctopus
Except, you've also just increased lethality by a LOT. Spider venom isn't very toxic normally, but get one to that size, and it's pumping
TinyOctopus
way more venom into you. Tiny Octopus would still bag it, tag it, and name it for science, however.
ShrubNinja
Now it's much harder to bite you because of the size of its body, and that's a tarantula, which is usually only about as bad as a wasp sting
ShrubNinja
Well, it's less dangerous than a snake, because tarantulas aren't really a threat to humans, and this traded a snake mouth for a spider.