Prepare your diddly hole

This was my original post where I mentioned that my B-hole was going to be invaded. I felt horrible for never delivering (whether or not anyone was actually interested but here it is...months late).

This is the drink mix where you literally have to "prepare your diddly hole". This is by far the worst part of the entire experience. Is taste horrible and the "flavor packs" do nothing for it. (banana popsicle for scale)

This was the only thing I was allowed to "eat" within 24 hours before the procedure.

Wait...how long is the camera?

The nurses were amazing. I have a new found respect for people in their profession. (sorry for potato phone)

Warning: NSFL. This was the very large polyp they removed. I had the procedure done after I got a second opinion. I didn't feel as though the first doctor truly listened to me when I voiced my concerns. Glad I didn't listen to the first one. I was told that this benign growth would probably be cancerous if I had waited till I was forty before my first colonoscopy. (I'm 29). Remember folks, check your butthole and check it often.

All I want for Christmas is a woman's touch.