Vacation Problems

My friends and I on vacation in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico:

All seemed just peachy, but we had a few complaints... And it wasn't until the day we flew home that we noticed how petty, impossible, and downright ridiculous they sounded. Thus, we documented all of the ones we could remember. "Vacation Brain" is a very real thing, folks!

"What do you mean we can't eat at a restaurant in bikinis?"

Fellow vacationer: "Girls, I didn't wanna startle you, but a sea turtle was swimming not 15 yards away from you out there!"

"AND WE MISSED IT?! Why...WHY does everything bad happen to us?"

"LITERALLY, WHY DOES SAND HAVE TO BE ALL UP ON OUR ROCKS' BUSINESS OMG."

"Just take the picture. I'm so done."

Puppy tax!

We named the stray "Ven" (meaning "come" in Spanish) because that's all he'd respond to. He was cute, I guess.