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for the parents celebrating Xmas with young kids...
Hope imgur helps you find solace from the many noises you may hear today...!
Dec 26, 2015 2:44 PM
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Hope imgur helps you find solace from the many noises you may hear today...!
dualplains
Shouldn't it set the kids on fire?
yomancs
I don't know who she is but she looks British
zsevern
My kids would instantly scream to see it burn.
destinoz
I'm convinced that adult conversations are just as grating and infuriating to small children as their noisy toys are to us.
chickNlittle
No toys with batteries except light sabers here. My kids are playing Legos, board games, reading new books and painting here.
Fangride
I can't appreciate enough that Roisin is the one saying this.
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
I thought she was talking about adult toys at first and was confused as to why that would be a good idea. I'm not a smart man.
redjay12
For some reason, I heard that in a British accent
wardenda
Roisin Conarty. She's hilarious on 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown simply because she's so crap at it and she embraces it.
gimme
She's good in Man Down, too. That show is not the same without Rik :(
Wolvesof0din
I absolutely cant stand her whenever i see her on tv i switch it off
Justherefortheshellcores
Here's what would happen: Kid yells. *Toy catches on fire* All the kids scream and run around yelling a screaming and yelling some more.
Bagboy
this lady looks like she's never had a child before
AvocadoCatKinderBon
Nope, part of her stand up is that she's been single for NINE YEARS
sparky9087
She's ate a few
onceuponasofa
Right? I haven't worn make up since May and my permanent hairstyle is "not brushed bun". I'd give anything to look like this just once.
bethyboo
Some salons will apply professional makeup for you if you just want to try it for a night out or whatever
IndifferentPossum
Least it's not the joke about cheese, she's milked that way too much.
Phenomeno
Who is this?
DeltaCharlie87
Meet roisin conaty
kasvattaja
Christmas with SO's nieces, ages 3 and 18 months. Already decided on no electronic toys when we get around to having kids.
Xx11Rebecca11xX
What about a 5-in-1 Pac-Man Plug 'n Play? I got one of those for Christmas '05 or '04. Is great and use it to this day :)
kasvattaja
Thinking more like singing dolls and that type. Video games are always welcome.
Xx11Rebecca11xX
Downvote fairies are brutal today, just wanted to say I was not one for dolls, more pens and joysticks :)
claude736
Uhm, would you mind if we could play a game in LoL? :)
Xx11Rebecca11xX
Sorry I'm a little busy at the moment, cousins are round for Christmas.
nofaithleft
yeah right. because kids don't like to play with fire
xDownSetx
I'd throw it at a friend, they'd yell at me, and it would set them on fire.
ExtremistSatire
I used to burn myself on the cigarette lighter in my mom's old car. no matter how many times I did it I was always fascinated by it
amandil
not for long...
muslimpigfarmer
Something something, Anne Frank
AdoIfHitIer
Haha
Repeteca
Made me inhale sharply +1
Bombofclusterfucks
I was such a Pyro when I was younger the only way I was allowed to use a candle was to put it on this heater like pad to melt the wax
ShuckleOP
I loved(and still do) burning different substances to see how they would burn
Bombofclusterfucks
Yes haha and when I go to my dad's cabin every night I try to see how big I can get my bonfire to go! I've scared my bf a couple of times ha
TheGirafe
Stamp it out with like 7 friends
TheGirafe
Dumbest thing I've done was dig a 4×4 hole with my friends. And fill it with pine needles and light it. It smoked so much a neighbor 1/2
TheGirafe
Called the fire department. Also, we took some fireworks and launched them horizontally. Caught a field on fire. Took like 15 minutes to 2/3
theycallmetripdotcom
Only childless adults talk about killing their kids when they are too loud. Pshhh. NOOBS. If their quite, their into some shit.
farwall
She didn't say *her* kids, the generally. Unsurprising that people with that attitude don't have kids.
Magpiebones
Wasn't the joke here that the toy gets destroyed if the kids are too loud, not that the kids die? -_-
MissPhoenix56
Pretty sure the kids are in deep shit if the toy they are playing with combusts
Somethingwittyandunique
This is so goddamn true. I feel fear when my children are quiet.
Phenomeno
If they're quite what?
TubaBandito
Quite into mischief usually preceded with quiet.
SirPelvisJohnwood
No, their quite.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
As opposed to your quite and our quite
theycallmetripdotcom
I wish i knew where the edit function was. Lol
bethyboo
Quiet not quite
Phenomeno
There isn't one :)
theycallmetripdotcom
Im finding it out the hard way. No lube. Lol