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*Whispers: Fight on*
Nov 22, 2017 11:40 PM
NeutralPitStopCommenter
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*Whispers: Fight on*
souxiequeue
Check your WiFi! Drink some water!
RulesOfImgur
Ah, the calm before the storm
DiracsDelta
Knowing that it will soon be back to shitposts and reposts... it fills you with determination.
BruceJi
What's this neutral post stuff about?
LadyMariaOfAstralClocktower
\[T]/
MrHaynies
The first time I saw irithyl I was blown the hell away. I had to stop and admire.
DarthTrajan
Haven't seen one of these on FP in a while! Nice work on them as always!
MandaloreIncognito
[Cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby]
batmanth
I was shocked to see my computer background
Fleshyflute
Wherever you go, the moon still sets in Irithyll. Wherever you may be, Irithyll is your home.
ruint
NeutralPitStopCommenter is the hero everyone needed. I'm not sure how relaxing Vector city from ff6 is though?
NeutralPitStopCommenter
Yes.
esquilaxhunter
Try tongue, But hole
WavefJokeStar
Looks like something out of later season Adventure Time
BuzzScumcock
That’s just about where I gave up. Those knights are absurd. I had a friend carry me to Pontiff but haha - no.
pancreas
The knights and mages there are pretty fuckin absurd. But it gets easier afterwards.
ZOMGNO
@OP Make sure to remind people to turn their WiFi on when they are making pit stops!
NeutralPitStopCommenter
Will do next time!
ZOMGNO
Thanks bud! Its what I always try to remember at a neutral post, as peeps used to always say it. Very helpful, saved me data!
duckbutt1234567101
I now randomly seen this exact same post 3 times from the same person
Gestalt7
The beacon is lit!
NeutralPitStopCommenter
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
Yeah be careful as you cross that bridge tho
BllackViper
I wish I could set these as my background. On my phone or desktop..
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
Hey, Pai.
AmFireAmDeath
Well said
RippleNipple
T H A N K Y O U
ProLurker47
This is where the REAL GAME STARTS. (after this boss)
DropDeadFread
omuaomua
Is that a sword? Is that sword burning? Why is that sword burning? Why is that sword there?
Peytonthedestroyer
Doesn't mater. just put your feet up and rest a while.
AMatureTwink
Because they’re your only checkpoints in the game and in most areas they’re few and far between
AceOfNines
Waiting for the Prince Who Was Promised to draw it out of the fire and defeat the Night King.
titaniumspine
To prevent anyone from entering Eden.
Devan24x7
Dark Souls.
PennFifteen
Git gud.
SanzOfTime
It's technically not a sword, but everyone calls it a sword, even the game in DS3. I guess it was originally supposed to be a poker.
UnsaturatedFat
http://darksouls3.wiki.fextralife.com/Coiled+Sword
Bombideer
In all the years of being a Dark Souls fan you're the first I've seen to suggest that it isn't actually a sword. Why do you think that?
SanzOfTime
http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/2da3626b458bdcc7efcdfd98c74a5b66.jpg
SanzOfTime
It was one of the larger lore guys on youtube
SanzOfTime
You'll notice it's got a weird 4 part handle. Someone said that the original Dark Souls guide said it wasn't a sword.
UnsaturatedFat
It's a sword. You get one as an item in Dark Souls 3, and the item is called a "Coiled Sword".
tycllns2
There is a giant, invisible dog lizard monster on that bridge though.
barf1189
take the cowards way out and run past him and the magical barrier he can't pass
OmegaKamidake
And one below it to the right. And two more further in down a ladder
RippleNipple
Actually, the ond below only appears if you don’t kill the one on the bridge. And they drop the same ring.
WhoShotMeInTheHead
5 seconds after leaving the bonfire: Dark spirit Ajit Pai has invaded
dinoman9877
I have anti-horrible game series armor.
Aguynamedcarl
Quickly switch to way of blue covenant
spookymusic
YOU DIED.
onlyawfulnamesleft
Fish, parry, win.
SpiderDetective
If only it were THAT easy to defeat him.
Sqwuid
Roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll roll
Gasnia
We're American. All we have is fat roll.
Housemaster
He probably spams dark blade quick attack, sips like a bitch, and only attacks when you're dealing with mobs.
CerisCinderwolf
This feature is currently locked. $2 for the day to unlock the feature to fight back against Dark Spirit Ajit Pai.
iamdanman
Parry that bitch and backstab him till he just gets frustrated and leaves the world
Th3Lionheart
Doesnt work anymore, they've hacked their healthbars to shit now...pc at least
Nova225
Won't work, for he'll be lagstabbing you, since your connection got throttled
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
lagstab you? nah, he'll just have your whole connection cut, then casually murder you while your DC.
imhereforthenudealbums
"lagstabbing"
eagleandy93
like that Happy Souls episode
CheeseborgarSoop
I draw my +2 orichalcum claymore and enter into a Barbarian Rage.
lagspike79
Tonitrus to the BACK of the FACE.
AFlyingPrius
He won't stand a chance against my grave lord sword boi
DontLookAtMyBioPls
Nah just his face on the underbelly of the pontiff beast
FeindishMage
I cast protection.
alexthepatient
no, cast fireball!!
UsernameForwardSlashAccountURL
You raise your sacred cleric chime in front of you. As you perform the ritual, nothing happens, and you hear but a whisper. " ..~ $5.99 ..~"
Byrhtnoth
He ignores protection unless it is organized into a legal argument. Your plight is futile, Ashen One.
CardboardPizzas
It won't work. He's got a +10 Chaos Reese's Cup.
Mulackokrieger
I cast the weaponized autism of 4chan
Belckan
You get dicked by his naked-ass great-demon-axe-wielding-ass backflip backstab.
donttouchmeimacactus
WhoShotMeInTheHead
It's futile. Were he a dark souls player, he'd be using a lag switch or some other cheat
m0therfluffer
Then I switch to God mode
corvettee01
He Dark Sword R1 spams.
Paleonix
Fear not, terrify them by eating all damage with the moaning shield until their stamina is gone, destroy with ringed greatswords
DurendaI
I use my skill 'Parry King'.
AMatureTwink
Ajit probably plays with wolf ring, havels set and FUGS
DarkBusterBaron
He probably plays a cleric fucking clerics.
cvbm
zsefvgb
Can someone find the one with blinking
UncomfortableTruths
I wait for him to cross the bridge, then I run past him and use a giant seed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijRH-aYNlTk
otakon17
Where the hell is my Claymore!?
CaptainClut
NeutralGoodAndrew
Most likely a hacker. Can't defeat him.
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
Gravity always wins.
Morkboosic
Irithyll of the Boreal Valley.
baronhumbertvongikkigen
yarcf13
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
that goddamn wolf...
ghostanom
RUN RUN RUN AWAY, SCREAMING FROM THE WOLF! IF YOU MANAGE TO GET AWAY, HE'LL SEE YOU UNDERNEATH!
MJGreen
"Wherever you may go, the moon still sets in Irithyll. Where you may be, Irithyll is your home."
JinJinkies
apostlepk
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PennFifteen
420PraiseIt
QuantumBits
The beginning of a long, hard crawl that ends at Aldrich, Devourer of Gods.
HeyThatsMyGirlfriend
At least you get some nostalgia halfway through in the form of silver knights with great bows. And by nostalgia I mean rage
QuantumBits
Oh and you get to fight Jon Snow along the way with his purple smashy things.
Dongmastersven
That bastard pontiff sulyvahn..
ChestyNuttFlaps
The things I called him, oh god he made me angry
RippleNipple
Pontiff doesn’t start walking towards you before you come close, so my theory is that hes actually trying to protact the player from the 1/2
RippleNipple
Horrible PvP hotspot just up ahead seeing how broken and shite ds3 PvP is.
thingamajig1987
And then the 12 foot tall crocodile dog appears
ArtMadeofYourComment
Just killed Sobek in AC Origins. Bigass crocs don't bother me atm.
MyHouseOnMars
After curbstomping Puff Puff the Magic Skeleton I wasn't expecting to get kicked back to Noobville so completely by that damn guard dog.
Hission
You mean The Aldritchgator
xrofled
Ya that thing fucked me up,
Jadecomet
seriously, though - what the actual fuck was that thing?
Kodaxmax
I think they are the oldest outrider knights or maybe a prototype for them.
Chinchilla0627
Lore wise, they're similar to how Vordt was transformed. Pontiff Sulyvahn's beasts were outrider nights that served Pontiff and were...
Chinchilla0627
Given a ring as a gift (pontifs left eye or right eye). This caused the knights to transform into mindless savage beast.
TurdQuadratic
I love how there's legit lore instead of just "big monsters bc why not"
VolvoSupportTeam
Everything has a lore reason in Dark Souls. It's great.
IFixGuitars
The ghosts as you walk through Irythill are essentially the wraith remnants of the outrider knights after years of withering away under(1/2)
IFixGuitars
The effect of the rings
TemporaryUzername
oddly enough, the ones guarding Aldrich Faithful don't attack you if you keep them out of your field of vision. One wrong step and u ded.
NuclearNacho13
Also if you visceral attack one without killing it, it will remains on its back and clasp its hand things as if to pray, perhaps for death.
TemporaryUzername
Didn't they fix that in a patch? I went back there and expected the same thing and... well... it didn't turn out as expected. lol
NuclearNacho13
Fix? It was pretty clearly an intended thing. They have to survive the visceral attack for it to happen. Should still be in there.
TemporaryUzername
ohhhh i just watched a video. I didn't see that. I haven't played in so long, maybe I just killed it before it started praying.