Redcandycan
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So i saw this gif of a crab
And i thought i needed to spice it up a little
Jun 16, 2014 12:05 PM
Redcandycan
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brandopolaf
i imaging him clanking his claws & giving an epic speech about the Net people and how they will fight bravely and die with each other Ect.
woahgold
Spice it up with some Old Bay.
TheDirtGrub
Tonight WE FIGHT!!
MPinky
DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!
RebeccaDillon
Drive me closer I want to hit them with my sword!
Thronen
Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!
VegetarianTitan
FORTH, EORLINGAS!
comradejeagan
CRAB BATTLE!
mindlessselfindulgence
FOR NARNIAA!
DrBirthdayBoy
Sir.. your crabs have swords.. you have 6 months.
Kneef
DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD.
SL4pthePANCAKES
Glory for the first man to die, charge!
kilroyishere
"TO WAR!!!" -crab
OlJimCalloway
Seriously, this is fucking top.
RunesOfPastMemory
Need to be battling a lobster with a battle ax
mindolluin
Forward, to Minas Tirith!
CobraHands
The Crabs are going to War!
SenatorWiggles
heatherfab
Reminds me of the rise of the machines.
Gerbergirth
Carb people!
TasslehoffBurrfoot
dem carbs...
rebel9
By the power of bread and pastaaaaaa!!!!
diegodiaz328
Crab people, crab people, taste like crab, talks like people.
LiterallyYourMom
I knew gay people would never do this to their own kind!
Tastelikecrabtalklikepeople
For a thousand years our kind have lived beneath the earths crust
TheLeastInterestingNameEver
Sounds like what people say after sleeping with Paris Hilton or Charlie Sheen.
Redcandycan
This is all i have to say:
unspaghetti
You get two! :-)
DropItLikeItsLukeWarm
Well said.
qussow
Dezmo
cry havoc, and let slip the crabs of war.
Evil804
and who eats crabs? ORIENTALS!!!
IrisRising
holy fucking shit I was just watching the Archer episode when he said it almost at the same time I read this holy siht
HeyFreckleFace
Goddammit. +1
melindarae
Shakespeare, ftw. +1
Radiumbreon
That particular crab of war will call you back after his bath.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Tell your mom she can have her fucking crabs back.
Hujijiwatchi
CRY HAVOC! +1 for the gamers hands of fate
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
Release the Crabken!
OhLenny
"Whatever farm animal of war, Lana"
IeatBussy
Archer reference +1
scrawnydingo
"Forsooth, for I have forsaken my goat skin contraceptive and now my taint doth burn."
iDrawStuff
*Crustaceans of Conflict.
LetMeGramSchmidtOnYourChest
reminded me of one of the Worms 3D battlecries
Seanalanmorris
Was better in the original Klingon.
Isolden
This
KillingTheJoke1
There's a cream for that
qussow
To glory!
witsd
Big crabs have little crabs, on their backs to nip 'em. Little crabs have smaller crabs and so ad infinitum.
melikiebouncy
Crab ppl crab ppl
DidaChikDumaChum
Taste like crab, talk like people.
bca360
Crab ppl crab ppl
cloverfield69
are we totally going to ignore the size of that motherfucking crab , top-right !!! he seems to be bulldozing his way forward ....
jRam90
Yes, yes we are. Let little crabby shine toight!
InfiniteSynapse
That's not a crab. That's a freaking kaiju.
JustAl
War of the Worlds-Crab style.
ArniePye
Crab the Mighty
ninmonkey
Why does everyone bring incest into it
MundaneFacts
that crab isn't that big... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_spider_crab
NinjasStoleMyMama
There is like 3 War of the Worlds monster crabs here.
Freaking scary.
unclemachete
That's The Mountain
MistakenGenetials
That crab is the AT-AT of Crabs...
ThatOneMusicGuy
this reminds me of attack on titan
LegendOfTheDeadCruiser
Ignore? No man, it has my mouth running waters. Damn that looks delicious!
MisterPresident
It looks like a frog with crab legs
WilliamHuskerAdama
They can get pretty big:
Fnnennenninn
Look top left. There's a Half-Life 2 enemy in amonst those crabs.
iHaveDoneNothingButTeleportBreadFor3Days
It's the long-dreaded legend, Giant Enemy Crab!
MrBananaBeak
Urgot!
carrickbender5150
Its a stone crab. His name is dixie....dixie normous!!!!!(say it out loud, much funnier)
TheRicM
That? Oh, that's just Bob, don't mind him, he just had his growth spurt last year. Probably will be playing junior varsity next year.
shakespeareanwheelies
I always think it funny when one just runs over all the others like there rocks.
FallenJester
That's no crab... that's an Ultralisk
CaptainHanderpants
"We require more vesssssspene gas."
JayKaySC
I always upvote starcraft
Arulas
Needs more chitinous plating
ninmonkey
Not enough vespeane gass
ninmonkey
ugh spelling
itrepresentsthedualityofman
the game of thrones theme is playing in my head now
misteremjay
With me now! Now!
NotAKorean
Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wiener..
Zaydax
I can hear it too Majestic.
catfacemcgee
Dinklage, Peter Dinklage
melikiebouncy
Penis penis penis penis penis
peterpanisavampire
I saw it and thought Bran and Hodor.
CanadianEngineer
Hodor
Salpinus
Now read "The swarm" by Frank Schätzing and think of them as just crabs marching to our doom...
fartharder
Onward, noble steed!
AwkwardKyle
finninthejakesuit
Fantastic
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
Commissar Dan's fcking insane
qussow
ChaoticSquid
Civ V in a nutshell
Chokehold
Wow. This was the first image I saved off of /b/ when I first went there some 6-7 years ago. +1 for personal nostalgia, thank you!
AwkwardKyle
It was one of my first too. I jumped ship on /b/ years ago for other boards.
jesusisherelookbusy
https://mlpforums.com/uploads/monthly_10_2012/post-7348-0-56620300-1349765272.jpg
Labinnac
Your false Emperor is DEAD.
jesusisherelookbusy
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1365/94/1365947605697.png
ninmonkey
and then
jesusisherelookbusy
Suddenly http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4672731/warhammer-40k-space-marine-o.gif
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
Add in him shooting a random soldier in the back and that would explain everything about Warhammer 40k Commissars.
Labinnac
I love how in season 6 it wasn't easier to kill a tank than one single character.
Labinnac
*WAS easier* WAS.. Tanks were like flimsy aluminum cans in season 6
mann0311
Dude as a nid player it was the only thing keeping me sane against space marines
Labinnac
You're telling me been a Nid player for all of my 40k life since I was 13. Going to make a chaos army now, they are screwing nid players
JinxMagiga
unless it's Cain,he'd just run away before his men did
Whydopeoplekeepcallingmethat
But he'd make it look like he was reluctant about leaving while he did it :)
althanan
Or unless it's Gaunt, who'd take a bullet for his men for the nth time.
JinxMagiga
Or Yarrick,he'd be too busy charging into (and straight through) his enemies
althanan
(Then getting his arm ripped off by one of them)