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Happy International Women's Day! <3
I have a feeling that I'll be killed in the next 24 hours.
Mar 8, 2016 7:08 PM
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I have a feeling that I'll be killed in the next 24 hours.
cupcakemeister
Ruh roh
hawger
What's the difference between a vagina & a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you take the meat out.
japsidious
I heard it as what is a cunt? Everything except the vagina.
FireBreathingFerret
Put it on facebook
JifLover
Take this upvote, you'll need it on your journey.
slugworth70
I thought the answer was "a cunt"
AleixoOrtola
So true... Lol
MIkal4Hackson
And this is why you're single toots
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Last time I heard this joke was in the movie Showgirls. And no, it wasn't worth it. Horrible movie.
JorganVonStrangle
Happy Women's Day!
bingopine
What's the definition of a woman? A life support system for a vagina.
Alfredjodocuskwak
Comet-ing comedic suicide.
Ihavetype2
I hope putin doesn't kill you
RubinLamos
It's funny because you're saying that women are useless.
Dmtimaeus
I like this joke better in showgirls
kujibur
Leaving this here so I can watch the comments later.
tasan
As a woman, fucking hilarious +1
graehall
This is exactly the sort of thing most of us expect here given the day.
TokyoGhoul143
Why dinosaurs?
steamingpileofshit
Because it's dinosaur mating season.
ChaosLierLen637
Killed by snu-snu maybe.
SMforreals
T-rekt.
jake106
But oh, what a glorious death you shall suffer.
W1kedK
Death by snuu snuu
FaptainPicard
This joke is usually said "skin around the penis" and "the man." No one expects to be raked over the coals when they tell it that way.
GeoTeacher
Pretty sure that would also get a "WTF?" in most circles
ExtraAlien
FaptainPicard I wish to rake you over coals
llIlllI
Seriously, I've never heard it that way.
TF2215
Really? That's the way I normally hear it
SucksToSuckNerd
I mean, it kind of makes more sense with a man though, right? Because of the foreskin? Idk.
TheLettersBetweenNandQ
Foreskin? What foreskin? MOM!?