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Oct 21, 2016 6:27 PM
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didyoueverhearthetragedyofdarthplagueisthewise
A good sharp razor. And then try "tend skin" to get rid of any razor bumps. It's amazing!! And I don't use that word lightly.
DipStickPaddyWhackPeePeeGoogaleeGee
How mine looks: http://imgur.com/SIf3XbC
YvellRenn
The picture took a bit to load, and was doing so vertically...I was relieved when the rest of the image loaded.
theenglishclimbingguy
Why has no one introduced this little guy to the mole rat
GHarp
Alf?
EDarwin
What creature is this?
ModerateSaiyan
You need to see a doctor immediately.
hardcorefanfictionreader
Pics or it didn't happen.
happenedtomeonce
Start the reactor!
dontsaydoingyourwife
But then you'll have a badass scrotum covered in quills.
infidels666
Don't shave use an epilator with the close shave attachment.. zero burn and super easy.. don't even have to be careful.
Howlongmustimakethisusernameuntilpeoplegetannoyedbymylongname
boi wtf
iDrinkDrano
Someone fucked up the shave. That's nowhere as smooth as it should be
Seffypoo
That's the weirdest little dick I've ever seen.
Ashmogo
What is that? That freaky thing? A naked, naked mole rat. - Ron from Kim Possible
Xavkha
A baby echidna is called a puggle
skwint
Spineless? No defences, no charm, but you've got the nerve to get out there with the foxes and the owls ... takes guts dude!
demoe56
the balls have eyes
Scarytherapistguy
I think your dog has autism.
detoxfive
Alf? What happened to you...
OminousLard
http://i.stack.imgur.com/QeqyI.jpg
bewilderbeest
Do you want your balls licked? Because that's how you get your balls licked.
mettlemasher
I'd pet it
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Shabado
A hedgehog
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Shabado
It's an adult. Either naturally without quills or had a skin condition that caused the quills to fall out
dungeonsandsnuggles
Balls, apparently.
DieselWolf
Thanks, now I have to clean my screen.
mmmmfunnyy
Eheadgetile dysfunction...*shows self out*
ashipthatshipsshippingships
You should be ashamed of yourself. +1.
NotRainman1344
*locks door* god i hate that fucking guy
TacoPrime
How do you shave there without cutting yourself?
GreedyJungle
Wait until your balls get into the tight position to shave
TheGriffin
Very, very carefully
PrinceMaggot
I have 3 things. A terrible fear of razors, a beard, and a bottle of nair. Just gonna say, if you follow the directions, it all works perf.
suckitupbuttercupp
I'm a girl , but I assume the same way? Carefully!
UltimateQueefMachine
Stretch the skin till tight between your fingers and hope for the best
TacoPrime
When I try that I end up nicking my self and bleeding everywhere.
001100111
new razors are pretty safe. however being extra careful also helps
fistermatic5000
What everyone else says, plus a little nic isn't a big deal. Your ball ain't fallin out and sack skin heals fast.
TacoPrime
Blood everywhere!
fistermatic5000
Yeah it is pretty vascular
imfatfearme
I still haven't worked up the courage to shave my balls yet
Cananadamn
Do it with scissors, you won't regret it
h20fuego
Three word for you: hair removal cream. :)
kantaloupemelon
They're much more comfortable to put in the mouth when they're bare.
theirrisponsiblecaptain
It itches.
Azated
Did it once. Was itchy as balls for weeks.
AwkwardSmiler
I use this hair removal cream called nadz. Its designed for that area. Smells weird, but works. Though, I always seem to miss a spot.
atomicpotato124
Try tweezing your scrotum you casuals
theothercollin
so i'm not the only one?
fistermatic5000
Gotta stretch the sack out. One small section at a time. DO NOT USE ANY KIND OF AFTERSHAVE LOTION
remycrane
My boyfriend shaves his balls. I was ENTRANCED feeling my first shaved balls. Actually enjoyed putting em in my mouth. Good for everyone! :D
mrspoontastic
I am a lady and I am not a fan of a shaved scrotum. It's like sandpaper on my lady parts
SecretlySkeletonHitler
Scrotum hair isn't really thick and annoying like the pelvic pubes either so there's not as much of a point to it
Lasarahann
This.
LivingDecomposition
Guy's gotta do it the same day things get heated, and use a real razor, not an electric bullshit one.
qwermmm
Jesus, what are you doing with it?
SecretlySkeletonHitler
Also, the meaning of your username to me changes a LOT when you point out you're female
grabthembythepussy
Same goes with 2 days shaven labias,it's like double sandpaper on my gentleman parts
imfatfearme
I wouldn't know anything about this since I'm a hardcore virgin
cuttygrass
theres nothing quite like a shorn scrotum, its breathtaking, i suggest you try it...
Gladius3
varchld
Got the ref lol
SirReginaldDukeOfChutney
It sucks when it grows back though
ImmortalLoveRodd
Whatever you do, do NOT use an electric razor to shave all the way down.
fistermatic5000
Trimmers for the 'fro, razor for the chin.
bisonfarts
Why?
ImmortalLoveRodd
Because it will painfully pinch micron sized holes in your scrotum that make you bleed like a stuck pig.
FallenJester
There will be blood.
ThatOneGuyPablo
I used hair clipper things the first time i did it and they will pinch loose skin. And electric razers will give you razor burn
herbstmr
True story. I've suffered through this hell.
TacoPrime
Try using hair removal cream. It removed all the hair.
DonQuixotic
DO NOT DO THIS. I REPEAT DO. NOT. DO THIS
TacoPrime
It just tender for a couple days to a week
PreciousPotato
That fucking burns! Still, it's perfect for the scrotum/ass area.
TacoPrime
Burns in a good way ;)
TacoPrime
Only at first
fistermatic5000
STOP SOME THINGS ARE NOT FUNNY
TacoPrime
I have have done it and more then once too.
fistermatic5000
We never learn
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didyoueverhearthetragedyofdarthplagueisthewise
Couldn't agree more.
fistermatic5000
Pubic hair is actually better for general hygiene
TchallaVII
but doesn't the dude get ingrown hairs?
robotsalad
For some reason it just doesn't happen on the scrotum. The skin there is too chill to have ingrown hairs
TchallaVII
hmmm i may try it then
iDrinkDrano
My balls are eternally velvety and smooth, I love it.
ocegur
Stop with the hygiene argument. When you shower everyday hairs don't cause any hygiene issues and they actually act as protection.
PreciousPotato
It's just like with armpits. The hair makes the smell more intense, especially when your nose is close enough to lick the balls.
squeefa
You lick the balls with your nose?
theutahman
I use a depilatory cream!
SleepDeprivedAstronaut
how well does that work?
theutahman
It worked like a charm! No irritation and smoother than ever. Got it off Amazon "magic shave" shaving powder. I wanna try the premixed cream
PreciousPotato
In my experience, the premixed stuff burns much more.
SleepDeprivedAstronaut
Does the hair grow back faster?
PreciousPotato
It grows just the same, but it doesn't itch and feels softer, because you don't have cut-off hairs with sharp edges.