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So the local nuclear plant sent out these calendars at the start of the year...
Seems like a nice thing to do, considering they're claiming to be "determined to be your most dependable neighbor."
The only problem is...
They don't think April 29th exists, and think that April is 31 days long. Good job on being a "dependable neighbor," Cook Nuclear Plant.
(Note: I would have posted this earlier in the year, but was away at school and just now moved back home and found this.)
IWentToImgurAndAllIGotWasThisShittyUsername
Wait......April has a 29th day? My life is a lie.
ruslerim
THEY SCREWED UP THE CALENDAR!!!! HOW DARE THEY SAY THEY ARE DEPENDABLE, THEY OBVIOUSLY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!!!!!!!!
RaccoonsAreCatsDressedLikeBandits
According to their calendar ... my birthday would be .... never
NoneMorePale
Remember remember the 29th of April...
bobatomic
I used to live in Berrien county. Not once did we have a nuclear meltdown.
ioexcept
This is what happens when you put nuclear physicist in charge of simple things
ROHBAUCOP
Brilliant. Let's move out of sight!