The sound of him making the cuts...

Sep 6, 2026 7:44 AM

SOUND ON, VOLUME UP, ASMR POTATO!

Someone remix it into the beat of a badass EDM track!

....oh.....shit. I should have waited to watch the whole vid. HAHAHAHA!

40 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The rhythm on those chops, you could very easily cut to Down with the Sickness

43 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had a printer that sounded like that.

16 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was chopping im morse code, "im beeing held here against my will and worked to the bone"

14 minutes ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only possible with mother looking over, ignoring the trash edit.

13 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally was expecting that.

35 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My poor ass watching two perfectly good pieces of potato get discarded on the side just to show some pretty cuts well I can think of at least eight different ways to eat those discarded pieces. Oh wait. What the fuck? All right, who am I stabbing today for the end of that video? 😆 And now I'm still morning discarded pieces of potatoes. Stupid interwebs.

3 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking hell...I hope you get a paper cut on your balls...you absolute bastard +1

6 hours ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Had them removed years ago when I transitioned to being an Absolute Bitch 😉
🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

6 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

DAMN TRANMSERSEXUALS!

6 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yep, we're always one step ahead.

6 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0