So proud of my Movember progress!

Dec 1, 2015 1:35 AM

KZDM

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How it all started...

It was the start of November, and all my guy friends were gearing up to cover their smooth baby faces in manly facial hair for Movember. Many men grow (or try to grow) a moustache over November to raise awareness. Movember is a great cause for men's health and I love supporting it. But this year, I didn't want to be a Mo Sista, I wanted to be a Mo Bro!

It began with a cut of my hair, some spirit gum, and a devious plan.

Trial in progress...

I'd never used spirit gum before (it's a special purpose glue specifically for gluing things to your face/skin), or actually grown a moustache before, so I had to be really careful.

After gluing it all on, I had a heap of fun cutting it off in stages and posting it online in reverse over the course of November...

4 days of growth

Woke up this morning to some amazing stubble

10 days of growth

Suddenly I was given a job promotion, this is my first day at the new role... how do I look?

14 days of growth

Two weeks of growth and already I've had two proposals.

21 days of growth (3 weeks)

Not really sure what's going on here.

25 days of growth

I'm being super classy here, with my favourite drink: Lemon Lime & Bitters. No one in Scotland knew what it was... how do you guys function?

28 days of growth (4 weeks)

It's hard to look feminine when your moustache is so manly.

30 November! 30 days of growth!

It was so shocking to see how beautiful I was

I didn't know enough about moustache styling to have styling wax on hand, so I had to man-handle my manly moustache into a handlebar mo.

I don't always grow a moustache...

but when I do, it's for a good cause. And men's health is pretty serious business. It was pretty cool to raise money like this for Movember.

WHAT YOU DON'T SEE: The pain and suffering of the spirit gum getting stuck in my feminine girly little facial hairs because it didn't occur to me to shave first.

Learn from my mistakes and you too can grow a fabulous manly moustache! Har har!

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Jessica?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why can't I grow a 'stash like that?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is Danny Trejo your dad?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like a sir

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a rubber band in your hair?? Are you a masochist?!

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

learned the lesson the hard way. Never again

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Good look baby

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I knew!...Danny Trejo has a sister ^^ a fourty year younger twin ;) LOL

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm having trouble breathing why is This funny

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can tell by your love of hair...hasn't been cut in a what 2 years?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"In this summers blockbuster comedy, Rob Schneider plays a young woman, just trying to fit in, along with her husband, Rob Schneider."

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

Why is there not a ring on her finger.......

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is anyone else a little turned on right now?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So in support of OP, as a hirsute man, possessed of much hairy face, facial hair is a different type than head hair, it's coarse (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and heavy, it looks a lot like pubes when you look closely... That's not a suggestion. You can go too far for art.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your support for men's health is amazing. Thank you so much for being a great woman with your support. So many laugh at the cause.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Seems like you just want attention by making yourself stand out from the rest the sad part is you only do it in your home and over the imgur

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post is really, really old dude. I don't know what to tell you. Your younger self must be so proud of how productive you are on the net

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stay classy, San Diego

10 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 1

Well that escalated quickly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah San Diego. I believe it's German for a whales vagina.

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

I don't think that is right, actually, I am certain its Spanish for saint James.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I was thinking Bryan fantana

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

60% of the time, I am too

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't believe this is top comment. I'm from Australia, and we are classy as fuck down here

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Do.... Do you speak for the trees?

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Tombstone anybody????

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I gotchu. Kurt russell with the tastefully distasteful stache

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a girl I've always wanted to do this and look at you! I love you!

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Normally I'd recommend starting with 'hello' but awwwwww you're so sweet to me

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So funny, I signed in just to upvote. Good for you.

10 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

Ha! I did the same.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Shucks guys! Thanks to you this is in Most Viral, so I'll have to edit my post to tearily thank everyone and say how much you all mean to me

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Testify sister.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dr robotnik?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Close!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Robots in disguise

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0