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Apparently when you use a Dremel on a pumpkin that is sitting on your lap, you get pumpkin shavings all over your melons.
Best little helper, she cleaned up all the pumpkin mess (one of the few things she IS allowed to eat) <3
Roguishpotato
Useyourhead165
A beer and pumpkin carving good times
Redbaron1079
Escapist83
Looking at your pumpkins respectfully.
OhIfIMust
brianpmcmillan
Nice cans!
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
Please tell your dog that I love her
VolcanoHerder
She loves you too <3 especially if you have snacks
theyallwenttoMexico
Too much of a crop on the 1st pic.
BurlRavenscroft
Pumpkin shavings on your melons and the dog cleaned up the mess? Am I drunk or am I reading this amazing story correctly??
VolcanoHerder
Oh I see now how I phrased that in an ambiguous enough way that y'all would assume the worst lol. I meant she cleaned up the pumpkin pieces on the ground, not my shirt. My husband took care of the shirt for me.
Sorry to crush your imagination on this one :P
BurlRavenscroft
What a polite reply to a horrible suggestion 🤣 happy Halloween!
GreenMnM
Psssst. . . . Hey. . . My friend has a question. . . Is it difficult herding volcanos?
VolcanoHerder
Depends
GreenMnM
Ooooo sounds fun
CodyBurkett
This is why I recommend carving pumpkins with a Pippin: he eats the shavings before they can stain anything else.
Seriously, I was shocked at how much he's into pumpkin.
PapaTimDankopus
you got your gourd all goo'd
VolcanoHerder
Not the first time
Useyourhead165
Won't be the last with your husband making comments like the earlier one lol 😆
PartTimeGamerDad
A little late, but happy Halloween!
VolcanoHerder
Thanks! Halloween is better than Valentine's Day anyway!
PartTimeGamerDad
Agreed!
TurnedOnByHairyTrollDolls
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LordBrandonTheBold
My goodness! Your gourds!
yamamasyamaha
There is only one gourd pictured
Unless you’re just engaging in some light sexual harassment?
leaderofmars
one might even say she is gourd-eous
IFoldlyGo
She's a gourd girl
yn7jy8s84v7
Four? For this gourd? Four?! Look at it. It's worth ten if it's worth a shekel
TomWest61
I didn't notice the dog at first. Thanks for pointing it out.
ShareACokeWithLeroyJenkins
Melony melons
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
poorwegian
What happened to little buddy's shaved leg?
VolcanoHerder
Oh this girl has been through everything. Most recently, her routine ultrasound (cause she's chronically ill) indicated her liver tumor was back (we had it removed in July because her *previous* ultrasound indicated her gallbladder needed to be removed AND they saw a liver tumor). We thought the surgery and tumor removal was curative but it, or something similar, came back with a vengeance over the last 3 months. So the poodle leg is from a CT scan she had to have last week. Unfortunately, this
VolcanoHerder
time its inoperable so we just have to wait and see how long until she gets liver failure and dies and absolutely crushes any soul I have left. We have another ultrasound in a month to see how big it gets, but the vet gave us all the lover failure signs to look for in the meantime so we may only have days or weeks. No one knows. But we know it sucks because she still has so much life in her every day. :/
VolcanoHerder
Tldr she's fucked and I'm devastated
poorwegian
🫂
killertomato842
dang that's a shame now ya gotta finish topless or something idk just sayin
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
I always finish topless. But I'm a fat hairy man, so, yeah, enjoy that image.
gobblinal
I start topless. Why get something dirty that you don't have to?
LespritDeLescalier22
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
LespritDeLescalier22
Yaaaaaaaay! Nip nop
VolcanoHerder
You sound like my husband lol
isetprettygirlsonfire
They speak the truth!
killertomato842
ah another believer in the codex of man
Dannyalcatraz
(Plot twist: she’s single.)
isetprettygirlsonfire
Power tools can be messy!
VolcanoHerder
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ruferto
... you didnt even show the pumpkin. Dissapoint.
VolcanoHerder
Not sure what I was going for, but good enough for a last minute carving with my first time using the power tools (also, at the time I posted it wasn't done and was nowhere near dark so I didn't share a pumpkin pic)
ruferto
nice, came out well
VolcanoHerder
Thanks, I had good help
VolcanoHerder
Also, I'm glad someone actually wanted to see the finished product, so thanks for that :)
AntaNce
I also needed to see the punpkin. TEEF!