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I need to know
Dec 18, 2015 8:06 PM
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lemoninyoureye
Jesus got baptised. He wasn't forced to be above water by some mystical power.
JohnnyAllee
Thanks for the feed back Bros.
youdontwantthesecards
He's Jesus! He can do whatever he wants to do silly. Other than cure cancer and feed starving kids, but still
Lassannn
He walked on water to prove the power of faith to his Disciples (and us). He didn't have to do that.
JohnnyAllee
Tried it.....didn't work, I even put my faith to max and has a plus ten faith potion
BruisinBAnthony
I think he can turn his magic on or off at will. Otherwise he'd be hammered every time he poured himself a glass of water... or become
BruisinBAnthony
morbidly obese from eating one fish sandwich.
lettucerejoiceinthenameofscience
You'll have to ask the guy who made up the story to begin with.
JohnnyAllee
I'd need a time machine
lettucerejoiceinthenameofscience
Well, I'm going to give you a little hint. There was never a guy named Jesus who could walk on water.
bluecollarbiochemist
Ramen.