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Today I broke my personal record, the site record, and the United States record for the most amount of rockweed harvested in one
Goddamn Canadians hold the world record with their stupid bigger boats that don't sink. For those of you curious as to why the hell I do something like this, what in lord satan's name rockweed is, what the infernal sea plant is used for, or really anything else, I am happy to answer questions in comments or PM.
MarinoBoy
I am yet to best my personal record for fucks given
ThisTreeIsDurRunk
+1 for stupid bigger boats that don't sink
DoZombiesasdfdddddEatPussy
Congrats phaggot! +1
HoverCatOne
.....with their damn flapping heads when they talk.
makkael
how many hours of work? how much money did you make off it?
SergeantObvious
I normally work about 5 hours a day and harvest between 3-5 tons. We get paid $46 USD a ton. Its awesome.
Capn
Sigh. Go ahead and fill us in OP, I'm too lazy to google.
SergeantObvious
Its for fertilizer. We get paid by the ton. Its only harvested in Maine, Ireland, and Nova Scotia.
ANunWithGuns
Helmet +1
SergeantObvious
Its so the Lobstermen will know which one is me so they won't run me over.
Vltor
Can you smoke the rock weed?
SergeantObvious
It is like 50% water so no
hugjob
are you single
SergeantObvious
I am because I live in the corner of nowhere on an island in the woods and forget how to socialize
SimonDeCat
As somebody who lives on an island on the east coast of Canada, I've never heard or seen this before.
SergeantObvious
We have sites in New Bruinswick and Nova Scotia. Only about 300 people do it world wide.
Stopmakingmefilloutthesestupidcaptchas
Why the hell do you do something like that? What in lord satans name is rockweed? What is that infernal sea plant used for?
SergeantObvious
I do it because I get to work on the water and get in amazing g shao
SergeantObvious
I do it because it makes me get in amazing shape, I get to work on the water, and make great money
SergeantObvious
Rockweed is a big ass plant that grows in cold northern waters. It's brown and ugly
PXLLYWXG
What the hell is rockweed used for?
SergeantObvious
Its full of proteins and nutrients which make it amazing in fertilizer. My company dries it and grinds it up for that purpose.
ThisTreeIsDurRunk
IPutATildeOnCommentsMakingTheWorldWorse
Also you sound like you listen to corb Lund
SergeantObvious
I mostly listen to the Skyrim theme song on repeat or the Legend of Zelda sound track.
diddlestudios
TELL ME WHAT ROCKWEED IS!
SergeantObvious
ROCKWEED IS A PLANT THAT ONLY GROWS IN THE NORTHERN PART OF THE WORLD ABOVE 40 DEGREES LONGITUDE
diddlestudios
HOW DOES ONE HARVEST THIS PLANT THAT BRINGS LIFE TO OTHER PLANTS?
SergeantObvious
I USE THE RAKE THAT I HAVE ON MY SHOULDERS. ITS GOT TINES AND A BLADE I SHARPEN EVERYDAY
SergeantObvious
IT IS HARVESTED IN CANADA, MAINE IN THE USA, AND IRELAND. AND ITS USED FOR FERTILIZER.
Cptmike
I fapped for like 2 hours once
IPutATildeOnCommentsMakingTheWorldWorse
13 seconds from no touchy to capable of reading my stop watch. Oh to be 14 again
SergeantObvious
That is an impressively long time... This job makes my arms cramp which makes it impossible for me to break your record.
Cptmike
Yeah but i don't have a viking hat, that's why it takes 2 hours
SergeantObvious
The horns of power give great strength and endurance. You would last three times as long with a viking helmet.
Zombiedrd
God damn Canadians
SergeantObvious
Nova Scotians are freaking crazy good at seaweed raking. I think the Canadian record is 14600 pounds.
TeLM
TIL rockweed is a thing. Congrats OP!
SergeantObvious
Thanks! And only about 300 people do this world wide. But my crew of 10 harvests about 2500 tons a year. Which is quite a lot.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
What kind of ton? The right one, the one that is too small or the one that is too big?
SergeantObvious
This ton is 2000 pounds. Or 907 Kilos.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
So the one that is too small :P Still a lot of rockweed.
SergeantObvious
Which one is the one that is just right? And hell ya! It translates to just under 6000 kilos or 928 stone. (Thank you google)
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
A cross between Poseidon and Thor. Thorseidon? Poseithor?
SergeantObvious
I have lost like 4 cell phones overboard and just scream FOR THE SEA GOD each time. So maybe like a Triton over Thor.
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
I shall name you Throrton!
SergeantObvious
I accept this name. Also, major props on a Discworld themed name.
IPutATildeOnCommentsMakingTheWorldWorse
I'm glad your fucking awesome op. What is the payout per lb?
SergeantObvious
Thank you! We get paid $46 a ton. Which is like... 2.2 cents a pound or something like that. Most guys shoot for 15 tons a week.
IPutATildeOnCommentsMakingTheWorldWorse
More than I make as an engineer
SergeantObvious
Its awesome that I don't need to use my degree and make roughly $1500 a week for a 35 hour week. Mwahahahahha
IPutATildeOnCommentsMakingTheWorldWorse
What's your degree?
SergeantObvious
History. But I am just having fun screwing around for now. Eventually I will teach.
IronRod
Have you ever tried eating seaweed, i.e. dulse?
SergeantObvious
I have! My company actually does edible seaweeds but they grow them in Canada. Dulce is not so bad and actually grows here.
IronRod
Oi! It's dulse, with a S. An Irish word you see ;-) I don't mind it, but I can't eat too much of it.
SergeantObvious
I apologize. I am a little brain dead today. My company actually has harvesting sites in Ireland because there is such wonderful plantlife
SergeantObvious
And I normally fly an Irish flag off my boat. I should be better at my Irish related spellings.
IronRod
No worries, squire. You should go to Ireland one day, perhaps check out the tides in Strangford Lough.
SergeantObvious
I really hope to. I have a feeling if I go I will never come back. My mom's dad is from the Dublin area and I have always wanted to see it.