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Oct 6, 2016 8:34 PM
GoToHelheim
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BlazeVade
So u on skull island
Eunoterp
Superb art
Nephus
I want a dragon...
Rehoy
After having to research nordic mythology in class, I wouldn't mind converting to odinism or Asatru
CrysonAvada
Something unnerving about the building sized cow staring at a person.
CocktailGaming
Why does your guardian look like Alduin the world eater, firstborn of Akatosh?
TheBritish117
So you've got a Big Hairy Giant with a stick, Goldilocks being eaten by ravens, Half-Price Alduin, and large Yak. Drew the short straw much?
LukewarmBeans
Holy cool.
SamHeldComics
Iceland>rest of the world
daniegamin
Is that a Sky Bison?
Caniwi999
Yip Yip!
shovel556
calm down frodo
ThreeShoeBeating
Somebody call Geralt
NorwayRat
Well its a good thing you have them, seeing as your country has no military
PersonaAuGratin
We have a military instead. Your way looks cheaper.
Kraken9
Game of thrones? Lord of the rings? Avatar?
ecodude
BADASS WARRIOR GIANT! EAGLE OF MAJESTIC DEATH! SKELETON DRAGON OF FURY! AND the rather large fluffy cow.
rupertdurden
Mighty eagle protects your country?
IchewDeadPPL
Giant, eagle, dragon, ox. Just like every other religion all over the world, how odd.
GoToHelheim
It's not really a religion. It's more of a story of early Iceland
scout48cav
You can see these protectors on the Icelandic coat of arms.
obligatoryguy
That dumbass dragon is just flying overhead and ignoring the first guys mounting the cliff. What a useless defender.
hornedronin
Somebody call aggro. There are colossi to slay
WalterMatthau
"That's a nice glowy spot you have there, it'd be a shame if someone were to.........stab it"
GoToHelheim
Nei, don't bring back the sadness
hornedronin
You did it to yourself
aleister94
I thought it was argo?
Dazair
It is.
aleister94
Wasn't that also the name of the horse from xena?
tyrannasaurus
Agro. One g but before the r
Cohosh
Ok. Well there are a few more of that bird guardian. So I think your math is off.
sleifs
Those are the guardians of Iceland :)
mal5341
GIANT, EAGLE, DRAGON, cow?
Burgerdan2Tall
Moo...
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
HodorFirstOfHisName
https://imgur.com/m83Z5gG yes it's in his mouth
NinjaGrizzlyBear
No that's his tongue. Right? RIGHT?
substanceDfordaV
My country is protected by the strongest military to ever go into battle
HodorFirstOfHisName
MURICA! FUCK YEAH!
GoToHelheim
Persia or Macedonia in the old days?
substanceDfordaV
Arrakis
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
Anyone heard of a place called Helheim? I feel a strange urge to go there now.
GoToHelheim
It's a great place! Most people are surprised to fund out its not a bad place
MILDLYANNOYED
it is just agonisingly boring z
theactualdeadpool
So, you live in Middle Earth?
GoToHelheim
I wish!
theactualdeadpool
Well, you've got giants, giant eagles, muthafuckin dragons, and an ox that Paul Bunyan would be jealous of, soooo.......
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
GoToHelheim
Iceland has 4 guardians in the 4 directions called landvættir. dragon in east, the eagle in north, the bull in west, the giant in South
IProvideFakeContext
But who protects you from the mole men underground???????????????
ilikedogsdogsarecool
One Punch Man
IProvideFakeContext
Shit, Im moving to Iceland.
GummyBearsDontHaveTeeth
ONE PAAAAAAAAAAANCH!!!!
TheVakarian
My guess is dwarves.
IProvideFakeContext
Thorin must do a great job leading them, given his strategic position 6 feet under.
TheVakarian
When you're dealing with mole-people, I think that counts as aerial superiority.
toomuchchoice
More information pls
GoToHelheim
4 landvættir are in iceland. The bull, the dragon, the eagle/Griffin, and the giant. I would explain more but there is a tight word limit.
toomuchchoice
Ty, I'll google it further, seems interesting
SimeonKulp
Would be a cool setting for a D & D campaign
TheLoneGringo
Make a post explaining them in detail
WallpaperProblems
I am going to leave this here .