DaisyfromDownunder
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Is there something called a grandkid joke? Not really a dad joke
Oct 20, 2022 1:28 AM
DaisyfromDownunder
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Is there something called a grandkid joke? Not really a dad joke
cabalin
Would be more accurate
jonhamsandwich11
Sauroctonus
That would make a little more sense.
Kompromatic
Please tell us you became a priest and no one told you & you said this at your first dozen services until the digger operator corrected you
thri1
Your interpretation makes more sense to me. ./shrug.
Kompromatic
Your version is far better, should have circus music to go with it.
NoGunsNoCats
Religious people say weird fucking shit, what difference does it make?
trav1350
Vladraconis
That actually makes way more sense. Kudos to 6 yrs old you
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
And this joke is several decades old
Cats2cats
I needed that laugh!
Malinut
Actual Dave Allen sketch, from 4min 50sec: https://youtu.be/J4g_OMETzOk?t=304
Zokalwe
ConfusedConda
I gotta show that to my father. He's a preacher. He'll love it.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
You're not wrong.
MuffinButter
I regret that I have but one upvote to give for this hilarity.
Bobby360
That is soooo good :) I thought 'the girl with kaleidoscope eyes' The Beatles, was 'the girl with colitis goes by' ....
Bobby360
My dad was poorly and I'd heard the word before. I asked what colitis was, as in an explanation of the song lyrics, and I got a serious.....
Bobby360
talk about bowel disease and that I wasn't to worry :/ urgh.
KiwiGameDev
But that’s so much better!
heirsasquatch
Holy fuck that made me laugh.
fartytowels
Holey* fuck
MisspentYouth333
Got funnier the more I thought about it
swiggityswootypointandshooty
He is right, you know? :D whack a mole, in to the hole he goes
walaishy
I lead the pigeons to the flag of the United States of America & to the republic for Richard Stands, one nation under guard & invisible...
ThisUsernameIsTaken123
Voojagig
And now I have a request for my funeral.
HandoB4Javert
...so help the dog.
PipeandSlippers
Wheeeen the pole hits your eye, and you gone fuckin die, hole you goooo ayyyyy
AngryRogueMage
If my funeral doesn't have a comedian I don't even wanna go.
bro02tc
That needs to be the standard now
DaisyfromDownunder
31 downvoters were uncomfortable with a clearly funny joke about their superstitious beliefs.
OverzealousDude
Makes way more sense lol.
Timmy79
Better than ashes to ashes and dust to dust
Furrmetalmama
I get what you mean by grandkid joke, and I am here for ‘em!
maybeamonster
smashed all to ashes, crusty with dust
squillis
Asses to asses, bust to bust
maybeamonster
I'd like to change my answer, please
Watchadave
Joke originally told by the late great Dave Allen
DaisyfromDownunder
That's why the tags are there, of course
sfrinlan
Unfortunately, you can't see tags on mobile web
Watchadave
It's for the benefit of those who don't read them :p