SumerianCry
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Stolen from reddit, but it resonated too much to not share
Jun 30, 2019 10:52 AM
SumerianCry
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Stolen from reddit, but it resonated too much to not share
Jonesso
you should either make a hammock or put a table underneath while using a big piece of cloth as a tent over it!
EveryonesRaping
pyrenie's syndrome.
Boller36
Ah yes, the Dr. Seuss palm tree.
bacononbacon
Do a barrel roll
STGxDante
It was planned. We have a few of these in Florida that I've seen. It's a very delicate and long process.
emdunne725
When your life sucks but you have friends that care about you
ButterflyHeimlich
copingcabana
Husband: "I said I would remove the tree. When I say I'll do something, I'll do it! You don't have to remind me every 6 months!"
Superpandabus
This I was wondering
MissSiesta
jbouchard1007
Go home tree, your drunk.
DarkSock
That tree be like
SolaceHaestas
SalutemeinnombreestJosh
It resonated...so it's a hollow tree?
Kahedhros
It needs a hammock
freehugsforeveryone
This tree ain't special. Every imgurian is doing the same
Adderkleet
I guess you could say.... He had a difficult time growing up
SlappySamsonite
Do a barrel roll
tbor62
461 Ocean Blvd?
Chandler920
"It's the only house with the curlyQ palm tree...Yea. Can't miss it. See you at 7 for our date "
iUploadUselessThings
Tony hawk would know what to do with that
GeneralGinger531
Palm tree (singing): I get knocked down, but I get up again. Yeah, your never gonna keep me down.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
tree said "no"
NewDemosthenes
This is why nature is so therapeutic. We can always find life lessons that pick us back up.
MeAnd2Bs
link?
BURNtheZEPPELIN
No, Zelda.
SumerianCry
Just google it
MeAnd2Bs
I mean to the reddit post.
millenniumf
Just FYI, Google seldom provides the same results for everyone.
Inarticulated
youCanHaveMyUsernameIfYouWant
Define "a while ago"
applesforjuice
You would honestly not believe how long that tree had to practice that trick. Full 360 coconut drop in. Not easy
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
3
youCanHaveMyUsernameIfYouWant
Got it
SlappySamsonite
Eleventeen
OneUpperSteve
Some time before, alluding to a lengthy period. Probably years in this case.
Slvrdgr
The before-fore times
CHarbringer
The long long before
millenniumf
In a suberb far, far away....
Iwasoutedbyatroll
Palm tree: “I meant to do that.”
LeSethX
That looks like a tree i would expect on Monkey Island
strideo
https://imgur.com/A2zMQ2K.gif
IGenerallyPostThumbsUpGifs
“I am inevitable.”
Fifivefo
And I'm... palm tree
ProxyPlayerHD
*Lightning in the background*
12345545545
Cool story, bro. This is in Tampa, and the owners garden curated this tree to do this. But sure, fell over is another way to see it.
warfan01
We see this in Tampa everywhere. Storms blow down trees, insurance doesn't pay out, life...uhh...finds a way.
thattusguyus
This is accurate, although "everywhere" is a bit of a stretch. It's not uncommon in Florida, however.
daveostranderusa5
Ya ruined the magic
KinkoTheGoblin
Look at his username
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
Cool story, bro. You’re totally “that” guy right now. This house is in Pasadena not Tampa.
Counterfit
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TheSexiestRaccoonEver
To be fair, I’m sure this exists elsewhere. Not an unheard of landscaping practice.
AreYouPlayingTHEGame
Can you show me who else has done this please? Remember: a mature palm tree needs to be growing AWAY from the sun then loop around.
SpaghyetiWagon
You really think someone would do that? Come on the internet and tell lies?
Aramis424
crumblybutgood
DoctorRocktopus
It's in Pasadena, and it does sound happenstantial: https://gizmodo.com/this-remarkable-palm-tree-couldnt-decide-which-way-to-g-1589480054
Lakeylake
"Cool story, bro" indeeed!
SumerianCry
You saved my day
J0765
Definitely didn’t fall over and then continue to grow “down”. This was done on purpose.
KingTonTon
So since this is obviously from Pasadena, why did you so confidently say it was from Tampa?
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TheSexiestRaccoonEver
If you didn’t know this house & tree were in Pasadena, Tampa is a pretty good guess (as are St. Augustine, Palm Beach, Miami, etc.) 1/3
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
Some FL cities (Tampa/St. A) that have homes in “Spanish colonial” style are older than Pasadena so it has no special claim on the style 2/3
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
So this isn’t “obviously Pasadena.” Sorry for the pretentious response, but it’s such a pretentious comment I couldn’t help it.3/3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
JonniUtah
Username ☝️
KingTonTon
Oy veh.
JonniUtah
☝️username. Homeboy has been gettin people all week and yall just keep fallin for it...
12345545545
Why you gotta do a cracker like that? Don’t be calling me out and sheeze. I no my rights, yo!
JonniUtah
Ultimately though, noice work son
JonniUtah
Haha I keep seeing you lately, youve been stingin everyone on here. Makin me paranoid I have look at usernames for anyone explaining things
draagmad
Sweet spot for a hammock
DeepMemeConversations
Sweet spot for you to SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. KAREN ! we're trying to play soccer here !
flexistraw
Your mom’s a hammock
SendLewdss
Tree looks a bit unsteady for a hammock
ensensu
Tubular spot for a hammock.
Stefanathanafus
Pretty fly for a White guy
FireSolvesProblems
Awhiteguy
Found the white guy with dreads
The1337Leonidas
2 hammocks
Damiankai
AbrasiveSasquatch
Banana hammock
BlueEyedTrixxyHobbit
I like we’re your heads at.
temujin9
*where *head's
Snoron
Probably how it fell over in the first place!
MarvinTheMartiansDog
no Homer Simpson was kicked out of Hawaii
TheS4ndm4n
Your mom sat in the hammock?
Tismerelyafleshwound
Insert your mom joke here
WyrmsWorks
I'll insert something into your mom.
ImOPsMom
Don't tempt me with a good time
BoblbLawsLawBlg
If only it was in the back yard instead of the front.
GumontheLeg
What's wrong with the front yard?
ijustwonamathdebate
People
LazyLoes
Eh, fuck ‘em
jadack
I do that but then they multiply! ?
FriskyDing0
I keep trying, but they won't return my calls.