Need to delete evidence

May 24, 2017 11:51 PM

Went though all my stuff and didn't find any weird shit? Good, that means I'm safe... right?

is that you jimmy?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know about you but as long as your profile doesn't say "I work for X company", they can fuck right off

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just want to say I love your name @OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they can identify you as the Nacho Man, then you were truly an idiot in the first place.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is unacceptable Randy. I'll see you in my office Tomorrow morning.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well we could down vote them to the seventh circle of hell if you ask nice

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Marketing posts always do, unless it's someone promoting a small etsy operation kind of thing.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can they find your email address in your profile?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

From my preliminary investigation: no.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right up until the next company potluck and you're standing at the table and go "OH Yeeeeeeeeeeah, nah-choes!"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist...they fire you for lack of using meme correctly.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It would take me far too long to go through all my comments.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well this post might give you away

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You realize IT can see everything you do or have done on your computer, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell them that imgur loves selfies.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

This is Bob from HR. Please stoo by my office so we can shedule your "Sensitivity" training and file a reprimand!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

How does one stoo?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Update? Did they found out?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck bro.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Check your public albums too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it..... JOE

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What do you do for a living?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Work for Mike's Hard Lemonade in our Chicago office

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well now they know for sure

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why you make several fake account. So no one can identify you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ive never met anyone with my last name i wasnt directly related to, but my entire name seems to be common enough internationall that +

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

googling is fairly useless. And im sure someone half dedicated could easily doxx me, but i try keep Cyno01 and my real name pretty separate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's only a matter of time. The only way to be sure is to burn it all down. Imgur, the internet, your computer, all of it.

9 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 2

Make sure you get your stapler back though

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easy there ayatollah Khomeini

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I set the office on fire it might buy me some time

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that comment will be the one where they put two and two together...

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Don't forget your stapler

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Real talk: Sara could identify you, you may be from Kenosha, and your company started posting to Imgur recently. All potentially identifiers

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Uhhhh what company is this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have a lot of nacho posts and a nacho name. If you regularly obsess over nachos AND your company just got on imgur they just might :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's your company's handle? For science.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends. What username is the company posting under? And how much money do you have?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What kind of business would do that? Also, if there are any KFC employees here, how shitty is work, right? Lol

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

My wife worked there when we met. I can't explain how much she hated it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KFC worker here, tbh they overpay me for basically just cooking so I'm cool with it for now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Former KFC grease monkey here. It's still better than Pizza Hut.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Pizza hut was alright I guess... Wendy's was better, mostly because of the awesome management and crew that I got lucky enough to work with

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The management at the Wendy's I worked at had me, as a minor, needing to call for a dd after work on several occasions

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

meet me in my office first thing tomorrow, we need to discuss some of your posts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If my work only knew the trolling I do...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok @op ima downvote this so it dosent reach FP, but upvote your comments because I feel your struggle.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I appreciate you

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0