LadySin
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Do you think this is a fucking joke, Carol? God.
Apr 23, 2018 5:59 PM
LadySin
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Do you think this is a fucking joke, Carol? God.
Iforgotthetopic
word
VAPOR85
god i miss my nonas lasagna she put chunks of beef mince in the sauce it was magical
FireCannons
Hey carol,,,,wanna have sex ON some lasagna,,,,show people how exciting we can be?
wtforero
Idk. Good sex = 2 people synchronized to each other for the sole sake of pleasure. Reading every movement. You move, I move , the right1/?
wtforero
Way. Anticipate your wants, as you anticipate mine. Quality lasagna, it’s just ingredients for a person. Quality sex, is a dance 2/3
wtforero
, where we cum simultaneously and really feel every instance. Perfect lasagna is not perfect sex. Know it’s a joke, but enough.
wtforero
Love lasagna, and garlic bread. Can’t compare to being in tune with your lover.
stealthee3k
I haven't had lasagna in about a year. Its been longer since I had sex. I'd take some lasagna right now though.
ScampiTheSighted
Make me some lasaga, Jon. I gotta have a good meal.
trippintherift
CountSonny
Wait til cools down a bit first
trippintherift
That’s quitter talk, friend
invisibulman
TheHolyLordOfBacon
Fucking Carol, man.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Anyone else read this I’m John Oliver’s voice. No? Try it now.
kieraapost9000
Lol mood right now
kraquepype
Laid-sagna
ThereIsOnly9000
Carol needs to go now
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
Shut the fuck up
Phoeniix25
SonderingStrike
I prefer food to sex, until I suddenly don't
SirWadeWilson
I've had some really ball draining amazing sex an i gotta say... sometimes food is better.
IsThisAlreadyChosen
Yeah.. fuck you Carol.
fantastapotamus
Cheryl
kieraapost9000
Lol
AccountVerificationSYouemailaddressisverified
well that was the problem in the first place so...
InfocalypseRising
This chick's last name is Porne? School must have been a bitch.
SmallHandsBigPenis
I went to school with a Horney, once she tried to tell a sub it was pronounced Hornay, this was halfway through the year, she made it worse.
iamthisguy247
It's pronounced Porné
RushHourRocker
I'd recommend the risotto
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Comparing one to the other is stupid. When you're horny, lasagna isn't gonna cut it. When you're hungry, sex isn't gonna fill you up.
Blastergv9
Whynotboth.gif
trippintherift
The instructions were pretty clear...
Enoan
How do you guys have so appropriate responses.
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
If you're doing it right they can
PhiIIipJFry
You've clearly never had good lasagna-sex
CharredButtons
Well...
ThunderSquidThursday
But have you tried garlic bread?
Crossark
That's deep shit.
Poppyshell
Just have sex with lasagne then eat it.
MammaMiaPizzaPastaPepperoniPie
Finally someone who gets it
TheNonInsestuousJaime
Not with that attitude...
fibbertitgibbet
So square
DrunkSnowWhite
It could if you'd swallow
ArtC
Well that depends how many guys you blow
Xyolak
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
Well now I want sex while eating lasagna. Do you think my wife would let me put a pan on her back while doing doggy style?
LadyCottonHead
Thing is, lasagne is really sloppy. But I bet a pizza would work...
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Maybe if you ask nicely - she let me.
BrisketSandwich24
Shit. Ask her. Maybe she's down. You'll probs have to reach around and give her some lasagna too. Don't be an uncaring savage
WalterSobchaksWorldOfPain
I’ll use hotpads to protect her, I’m not a monster.
Catsandbutts
I mean, sex can fill you up.... ;)
InfocalypseRising
iamthisguy247
That's like literally how it works.
whatupmyknitters
see this is what i've been telling my bf but he keeps insisting i put the dildo down.
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astrangehop
"No means yes' is bullshit unless you've worked it out earlier. If he really wanted it in the ass, he would ask.
iamthisguy247
He probably feels gay with you holding that dildo. He wants you to wear a strap-on.
MegaDiogenes
Sex makes me hungrier.
Thehumblebubble
Well something can fill you up. But it won't satisfy your hunger
astrangehop
Isn't there like 20 calories in a load of cum?
FriendlyGodlessHippie
Like I couldn’t fuck a lasagna...
Daeyelle
You feel wrong
FriendlyGodlessHippie
But the lasagna feels so right
WakeUpJohn
Not with that attitude
DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
To mix metaphors: Fucking lasagna is like eating Chinese food. Half an hour later your horny/hungry again.
SirPelvisJohnwood
Remember, consent can't be given under the influence of alcohol, so you can't legally fuck tiramisu.
FriendlyGodlessHippie
Thatoneguywhogot18kdownvotesin24hr
Haven't*
Thatoneguywhogot18kdownvotesin24hr
And fucked*
Swaziland23
I spot a quitter
TimothyHay
Your username needs an update.
Swaziland23
Why
TimothyHay
The king changed the country’s name