Nov 10, 2013 4:39 PM
ChihiroSen
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LucreciaCourseault
I would let her run me... mmmmm
jimmyc88
Dat bicep.
sarahsals
dat bicep
SyncingThought
Totally in charge:
haveguitarwilltravel
Even the women are like, "Dat ass."
Left4Henke
In bed, you might be on top of her, but she will still be in charge.
eichelburglar
Keep the beard Mr. Evans. Keep the beard, sir.
shadowlev
I hear that top line way too much in Debate. No, I'm not a poor lone woman amongst a bunch of scary big men. Ugh.
alwaystoasty
What?
bobbynixon
http://www.neo.mx/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/black-widow-avengers-.gif
geniusbillionaireplayboyphilanthropist
Pretty sure the girl on the left says "Work it" haha
gkze
I'm straight... no, I'm straight.... I'm totally straight, right?...
huanthewolfhound
Dem eyebrows.
ibextrainer
glassidiotbox
Good God. The naughty things I would do it Chris Hemsworth.
noah68
As a straight male, Chris' biceps in the 2nd frame...
LikeABonerInSweatpants
His Adonis belt is silly...
pyeman
As a straight male, Chris in general
blade5124212
I'm getting sick and tired of my sexuality being challenged every time I get on this god damn site!
theOGjo
My mind is telling me no but my body is telling me yes
bythepowerofporridge
Don't be ashamed; just embrace it. It's Chris, so obviously gender and/or orientation is irrelevant here.
RinneRinRin
Thank you <3
AtHomeWithTrolls
Apparently she was the one looking at her watch and keeping them all in line.
Chevellefreak90
Excuse me while i casually scratch my neck and HOLY FUCKING MUSCLES
KristenBellwouldplaymeinamovieofmylife
Dude, you can stay'
JoshAtlas
why are there no comments?!
Giraffeeatingabanana
The way Chris looks at his crotch when he says "She was in Charge" tell me he really thought of her ass.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
I guess anyone looking down must be looking at their crotch. This changes things.
AlexanderReave
Or was in deep terror for the structural integrity of his "parts," because she REALLY like to be in charge
rattlebone10
She can be in charge of me any day.
batawang
iBlameBlue
I want to be in charge of those two. Damn, she's so lucky!
My woman crush <3 S.J.
kittiesandraincoats
You know she did.
thekidshavecrabs
Dat muscle
cattywumpus
Poor lone woman, or lucky fox in the henhouse?
AdmiralGialAckbar
Little known fact, Scarlett Johansson was not the only female in that movie.
morsillom27
There was also Robin Sparkles.
blameitonmyjuice
If I was sitting across from those two, I don't even know how words would leave my mouth.
kainslasher
Anyone got the sauce?
meowrsik
At 1:46 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rla9qxRoXis
birdswithbread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzWDKiWV58
You cheeky bastard
Animorphs
Femdom is the best kind of dom. Am I right?!
Naseth
At over 100 upvotes, I'd say yer right
MistaBlank
Yes, yes you are
penguinparade
YOU FORGOT FREEDOM
BillJacob
darthblaker7474
Nope. United Kingdom.
Unburleevabultkkers
It's because anything different would be seen as normal
MsDavidAttenborough
+1!
oh, I thought that comment might rustle some jimmies not get approval.
well... it's fucking true.
spacepinata
Yes.
If your user name is an indication of your gender, I have so many questions for you. Most are very creepy.
What kind of creepy?
This kind of creepy http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1221133/creepy-smile-o.gif
Ah, the best kind of creepy.
Veinyp3n15
WHICH CHRIS ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT!!! GAAAH
MarshmallowFluffernutter
Redfield. *Wesker* CHRIIIIIISHHHH
Meatspinner
The right one. You know, as in 'not the wrong one'. And also right. As in ...right.
MrJavNic
I would have a nice party with those three. Yeah, it would be a really nice party.
InboxMeYourButts
You misspelled orgy.
TheGayPenguin
I'll pass on Scarlett. Just give me the Chris sandwich and I can die happy.
She can always videotape it.
TheOriginalHingleMcCringleBerry
You know when Chris said "Poor my ass," he really thought of Scarlett"s ass.
AlGoreRhythms
I certainly did.
Supahotfire
like a little ray of sunshine breaking across his mind's eye
CommitNoNuissance
You when people make these comments they assume all men are perverts
Haha I'm a female LOL
BomLikesJagermeister
You know both are Chris'.. lol
KnightSolaire
Or Scarlett's strap-on.
jeoffkrey
How do we know he didn't say "please, pour my ass"
Zoomkazumi
But I was most certainly thinking of his ass....rowr.... ;)
;) I agree.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Yep. Tsk, daym. Him and Chris 2.
Cerinna
They've been best friends for ages, and he swears a lot when not acting.
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
"Chris". I love how you're on first name terms with him.
anakin1729
I had a coworker named Chris. But whenever I mentioned "Chris", I meant Chris Martin from Coldplay. Running joke at that office. :)
That's his name so why not.
therealgiraffe
Both their names, even
Well, for one, both are called Chris. Second, it suggests a level of informality which I doubt you've earned. Maybe you have, I dunno.
MrStink
It would be a hilariously cold day in hell when I felt I needed to know someone for x time before I could refer to them by their first name.
drwhoooovian
Why not considering there is a 140 character limit?
How many letters do you think there are in the word 'Evans'?
ohnoanotherputz
Yes but only one Chris said "poor my ass"
Both did. Can you not read.
OfficialBenderRodriguez
I always knew him from Not Another Teen Movie and thought it was hilarious when he was cast as Captain America.
toffeecoffee
He was awesome in The Losers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWl7sY-ZpO8
BrokenZen
Johnny Storm was a better fit from his previous roles, but he fucking NAILED Captain America.
jrau18
Having seen him in some other roles, I LOVED the announcement that he was chosen. I knew he'd be perfect!
WhatMyHeartHeld
Loved him in Scott Pilgrim vs the World.
MrJoeGGriffiths
Oh god yeah, he was hilarious :D
"Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes.."
LucreciaCourseault
I would let her run me... mmmmm
jimmyc88
Dat bicep.
sarahsals
dat bicep
SyncingThought
Totally in charge:
haveguitarwilltravel
Even the women are like, "Dat ass."
Left4Henke
In bed, you might be on top of her, but she will still be in charge.
eichelburglar
Keep the beard Mr. Evans. Keep the beard, sir.
shadowlev
I hear that top line way too much in Debate. No, I'm not a poor lone woman amongst a bunch of scary big men. Ugh.
alwaystoasty
What?
bobbynixon
http://www.neo.mx/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/black-widow-avengers-.gif
geniusbillionaireplayboyphilanthropist
Pretty sure the girl on the left says "Work it" haha
gkze
I'm straight... no, I'm straight.... I'm totally straight, right?...
huanthewolfhound
Dem eyebrows.
ibextrainer
I would let her run me... mmmmm
glassidiotbox
Good God. The naughty things I would do it Chris Hemsworth.
noah68
As a straight male, Chris' biceps in the 2nd frame...
LikeABonerInSweatpants
His Adonis belt is silly...
pyeman
As a straight male, Chris in general
blade5124212
I'm getting sick and tired of my sexuality being challenged every time I get on this god damn site!
theOGjo
My mind is telling me no but my body is telling me yes
bythepowerofporridge
Don't be ashamed; just embrace it. It's Chris, so obviously gender and/or orientation is irrelevant here.
RinneRinRin
Thank you <3
AtHomeWithTrolls
Apparently she was the one looking at her watch and keeping them all in line.
Chevellefreak90
Excuse me while i casually scratch my neck and HOLY FUCKING MUSCLES
KristenBellwouldplaymeinamovieofmylife
Dude, you can stay'
JoshAtlas
why are there no comments?!
Giraffeeatingabanana
The way Chris looks at his crotch when he says "She was in Charge" tell me he really thought of her ass.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
I guess anyone looking down must be looking at their crotch. This changes things.
AlexanderReave
Or was in deep terror for the structural integrity of his "parts," because she REALLY like to be in charge
rattlebone10
She can be in charge of me any day.
batawang
iBlameBlue
I want to be in charge of those two. Damn, she's so lucky!
RinneRinRin
My woman crush <3 S.J.
kittiesandraincoats
You know she did.
thekidshavecrabs
Dat muscle
cattywumpus
Poor lone woman, or lucky fox in the henhouse?
AdmiralGialAckbar
Little known fact, Scarlett Johansson was not the only female in that movie.
morsillom27
There was also Robin Sparkles.
blameitonmyjuice
If I was sitting across from those two, I don't even know how words would leave my mouth.
kainslasher
Anyone got the sauce?
meowrsik
At 1:46 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rla9qxRoXis
birdswithbread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzWDKiWV58
kainslasher
You cheeky bastard
Animorphs
Femdom is the best kind of dom. Am I right?!
Naseth
At over 100 upvotes, I'd say yer right
MistaBlank
Yes, yes you are
penguinparade
YOU FORGOT FREEDOM
BillJacob
darthblaker7474
Nope. United Kingdom.
Unburleevabultkkers
It's because anything different would be seen as normal
MsDavidAttenborough
+1!
Unburleevabultkkers
oh, I thought that comment might rustle some jimmies not get approval.
MsDavidAttenborough
well... it's fucking true.
spacepinata
Yes.
MistaBlank
If your user name is an indication of your gender, I have so many questions for you. Most are very creepy.
spacepinata
What kind of creepy?
MistaBlank
This kind of creepy http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1221133/creepy-smile-o.gif
spacepinata
Ah, the best kind of creepy.
Veinyp3n15
WHICH CHRIS ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT!!! GAAAH
MarshmallowFluffernutter
Redfield. *Wesker* CHRIIIIIISHHHH
Meatspinner
The right one. You know, as in 'not the wrong one'. And also right. As in ...right.
MrJavNic
I would have a nice party with those three. Yeah, it would be a really nice party.
InboxMeYourButts
You misspelled orgy.
TheGayPenguin
I'll pass on Scarlett. Just give me the Chris sandwich and I can die happy.
MrJavNic
She can always videotape it.
TheOriginalHingleMcCringleBerry
You know when Chris said "Poor my ass," he really thought of Scarlett"s ass.
AlGoreRhythms
I certainly did.
Supahotfire
like a little ray of sunshine breaking across his mind's eye
CommitNoNuissance
You when people make these comments they assume all men are perverts
TheOriginalHingleMcCringleBerry
Haha I'm a female LOL
BomLikesJagermeister
You know both are Chris'.. lol
KnightSolaire
Or Scarlett's strap-on.
jeoffkrey
How do we know he didn't say "please, pour my ass"
Zoomkazumi
But I was most certainly thinking of his ass....rowr.... ;)
TheOriginalHingleMcCringleBerry
;) I agree.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Yep. Tsk, daym. Him and Chris 2.
Cerinna
They've been best friends for ages, and he swears a lot when not acting.
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
"Chris". I love how you're on first name terms with him.
anakin1729
I had a coworker named Chris. But whenever I mentioned "Chris", I meant Chris Martin from Coldplay. Running joke at that office. :)
TheOriginalHingleMcCringleBerry
That's his name so why not.
therealgiraffe
Both their names, even
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
Well, for one, both are called Chris. Second, it suggests a level of informality which I doubt you've earned. Maybe you have, I dunno.
MrStink
It would be a hilariously cold day in hell when I felt I needed to know someone for x time before I could refer to them by their first name.
drwhoooovian
Why not considering there is a 140 character limit?
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
How many letters do you think there are in the word 'Evans'?
ohnoanotherputz
Yes but only one Chris said "poor my ass"
MyBanjoStringFeaturesInTheDeliverance
Both did. Can you not read.
OfficialBenderRodriguez
Animorphs
I always knew him from Not Another Teen Movie and thought it was hilarious when he was cast as Captain America.
toffeecoffee
He was awesome in The Losers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWl7sY-ZpO8
BrokenZen
Johnny Storm was a better fit from his previous roles, but he fucking NAILED Captain America.
jrau18
Having seen him in some other roles, I LOVED the announcement that he was chosen. I knew he'd be perfect!
WhatMyHeartHeld
Loved him in Scott Pilgrim vs the World.
MrJoeGGriffiths
Oh god yeah, he was hilarious :D
WhatMyHeartHeld
"Prepare to feel the wrath of the League of Evil Exes.."