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It's my Cake Day. I don't know what you want so here's my weiner holding a gaggle of geese at bay. Her name is Monkey.
Aug 15, 2017 1:00 PM
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HatchA115
Come at me bro! - geese, probably
DrivingTheBus
They're doing it because they want to, not because he tells them to.
Noteuropean
Geese > me > dog > geese. The world is so mysterious
jhawker27
/r/nocontext
mailman7777777
I have a monkey, I named her Dog.
nolittleplans
Last time I showed my Weiner to a quack I was thrown out the building
mobiusm1
That's how your wiener gets bit
Soyaknow
I like your weiner.
LongRows
8^/
Bab023
Well done, Monkey. Wieners are fearless!
KrondorMocker
Monkey............. gaggle..................wiener.......... just a great title really!
Ravenbreaker
That dog is lucky..... Those things could have F--KED it up.
musesf80
Oh my goodness weiner is doing such a good job! I have a cat named monkey who acts like a dog, good stuff:)
bluecardinal
A Doxie named Monkey. What a perfect name! I had a Lab named Fish when I was growing up. ❤️
NarcissusInc
GET EM HORSEY DOG!
DukeBombadil
showing your wiener to a brood of hens elicits a very different response
MrAsianGuy90
"RESPECT MY LADY BITS!"
Forthebirdz
But a female goose is called a goose...not a hen
DukeBombadil
it's a joke son, slang terms: wiener = penis, hens = women & brood is the word representing a collective of female chickens hence the joke
chunkblaster
Ryulin25
Having a gaggle at your weiner sounds wrong
QueenCole
Are their wings clipped?
LongRows
No, they're wild. I assume they didn't fly because of the young ones.
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
specialblend154
Big geese protecting pupper geese from your cat
LongRows
Yes. You have to give props to the adult geese. They were "bowing up" for all they were worth.
spaceisneat
"COME AT ME BRO!" -that one goose
FeathersOfIcarus
I love the geese puffing up their chest trying to scare the dog. "Pidgeotto used INTIMIDATE!" "But it failed!"
thewhifflingtit
Looks more like a gaggle of geese keeping a weiner at bay. Poor birds just want to keep their babies safe.
sageponywild1
Monkey see...Monkey do.
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
http://33.media.tumblr.com/75a4076c5fdc89b36c73c0341af2fbc2/tumblr_nnlp6s3WQM1qbhfd1o2_500.gif
whoinvitedthem
My Labrador literally hides behind me or tries to cross the street. He's a big wuss.
GlenL
Or he's tried chasing a canada goose before and knows better.
whoinvitedthem
During mating season one literally crossed the street to come fight us and I had to use a big stick to keep him away from the dog. Traumatic
HexiHamaski
he knows better, he's from canada
GneissPags
Your title is an awesome Mad Libs example of random words. The more I say last sentence, the more I laugh.
GneissPags
Forget that. All sentences.
LongRows
My wife regularly apologizes to Monkey for her name.
CityYeti
These dogs were bread to take on badgers in their own home. I'm sure it can take on some geese
HexiHamaski
badgers? jesus christ, i have newfound respect for daschunds
CityYeti
Dachshund literally means "badger dog" in German
FrozenFoodGuy
TIL a group of geese is called a gaggle... makes sense
chinablue
A bunch of gaggles make a giggle and a bunch of giggles make a giggity.
LongRows
Underground fence (and good sense) kept Monkey from actually attacking. I retrieved Monkey and the group waddled unharmed into the woods.
Minjita
Undergound fence as in shock collar?
LongRows
Electronic fence. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002JDUH6S/ref=od_aui_detailpages00?ie=UTF8&psc=1