OH LAWD HE COMIN!

45

23

5125

Kraken is baby!

497

43

409521

Absolute Unit

965

97

270861

Mama cat collecting wayward kitten

411

30

244579

Absolute Unit

1243

76

290891

Big ass ceiling fan

319

82

78405

The power of lightning

1083

133

488771

Lord Vader weighs 240lbs.

949

184

400793

Absolute Unit

49

14

33692

kratos has errands to run

79

12

24594

March of the Absolute Chonkers

1465

78

708834

Jacked kangaroo

551

40

100228

We're gonna need a bigger elbow...

961

129

50323

That’s not a shark. THIS is a shark!

34

18

1722

Fat raccoon is back

28

4

11245

OH LAWD HE COMIN!

62

11

14106

"Hurr-durrr look guys Imma Giraffe!" - snek maybe

779

72

138428

Look at this absolute unit of a moose

868

130

420075

Absolute Unit

764

302

381999

Absolute Unit of A Pageant Custom

58

25

75759

Ketupa Blakistoni

49

7

11934

Oh lawd he growin

11

4

763

A B S O L U T E U N I T

872

81

239092

A B S O L U T E U N I T

1278

152

335253

Absolute unit

534

21

61581

An absolute unit of a Wood Pigeon

62

8

3645

Unstoppable force

11

7

2225

A beautiful Toad or Two.

25

2

1279

Absolute UNIT

71

15

5636

Now that's a CHICKEN

92

26

3765

An absolute unit of a burrito

71

50

5594

"All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Buffet, table for 1 please"

67

4

24923

Chonkosaurus! Chicago River Snapping turtle

40

7

80521

A Captain and his ship, The Queen Mary 2

26

5

816

A B S O L U T E U N I T

89

46

22351

Tomojiro Sakata, Japanese parliamentary candidate and retired sumo champion, April 1946

29

5

1728

He's not going to live in your house. You're going to live in his.

94

12

13758

Welcome to hell.

17

5

627

"Almost like holding a (human) baby" !!!

110

12

4051

Anyone need some carrot?

19

13

1563

It's my third Cakeday!

17

0

2144

A B S O L U T E U N I T

72

14

23001

The biggest forklift I've ever seen in person.

10

3

981

Absolute units dump #1

2334

183

146972

/r/absoluteunits

30

3

1914

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Yogi Bear?"

34

4

11209

14 week old,

80

8

2810

Human for Scale - the dump

2315

221

112023

I bought a Halloween costume for Al but I may have underestimated his girth

93

9

5136

After your landlord doubles your rent this year

59

8

3098

The Biggest Of Swings

63

30

92678

And here is your moment of NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

784

164

1199941

Pudge

23

4

1736

They're called Tumbler Pigeons.

58

11

8868

Behold, the perfect look of concern.

54

7

40569

When you hear Pantera is getting back together.

2485

221

1884100

Sometimes, freedom needs a helping hand.

97

12

92463