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Canada should respond to Trump's recent act of renaming  Lake Ontario, by renaming the shoal off New Brunswick* that is  currently known as America Rock. e.g. "America, Your King Is Tone Deaf And Has No Shoal, But Your Revolutions Rock"

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Quite a few chuckles in here

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Every morning and night I send my adult kids a handful of funny & uplifting memes, dad jokes, warnings about cats, advice, words of encouragement, a theme song of the day, and other weird shit. Here’s 50 off the latest. Enjoy.

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Who doesn’t?!

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7/29 - A day I know I can get upvotes on my art

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Q: Why did the toothbrush go to school?

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Every morning and night I send my adult kids a few dad jokes, funny memes, warnings about cats, and general weirdness. I’m catching up for several weeks. Enjoy.

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Every morning and night I send my adult kids a few dad jokes, funny memes, warnings about cats, and general weirdness. Here are the latest. Enjoy.

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Every morning and night I send my adult kids a few dad jokes, funny memes, warnings about cats, and general weirdness. Here are the latest. Enjoy.

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Q: What’s a buffalo’s favorite school subject?

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Hazed and Diffused

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Sunday was a very sad day....but the day before was even Saturday

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Puns

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Memes, Puns and Dad Humour

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Every morning and night I send my adult kids a handful of funny & uplifting memes, dad jokes, warnings about cats, advice, words of encouragement, a theme song of the day, and weird shit. Here’s 50 of the top of the sent pile. Enjoy.

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Thems fighting words .....

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Looks like a fun game you're playing there

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Pawsatively unbearable puns fur April Fools day

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Yippie Pi Yay

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Dad jokes

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Warp Speed: GO!

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Writing future dad jokes.

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Every day and night I send my adult kids a pack of dad jokes, funny memes, warnings about cats (they’re evil!), words of encouragement & affirmation, dad advice, & weird shit. Here’s some recent ones.

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An enterprising set of dad jokes. Going where no pun has gone before.

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The word "misread" can be misread as "misread".

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Harrison Ford mini dump .. I'll remove at his request

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No questions, pls

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Just ask Sydney

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And that is no bull ....dog

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Puns

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Q: Why'd the ghost go to the bar?

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Bardic Inspiration! Now with more Nonsense~

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Every AM & PM I send dad jokes to my adult kids…who each had a momentous weekend. My youngest son graduated college, then the next day my oldest married his love! I didn’t ask to use their images, so these are their secret identities. Enjoy the puns!

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Has anyone seen my....

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Jokes, deep thoughts, and things that caught my eye

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Each morning when I wake and night when I go to bed I send my adult kids a few memes to let them know I love them. Dad jokes, words of encouragement, whimsy, warnings about cats. You know the drill. Here are some of them.

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What Can Go Wrong?

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Set phasers to pun.

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Meme me up before an orange alien predator nationalizes the police in the Capitol! There’s no intelligent life down here.

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Top Shelf Puns

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He's naked to distract you from the fact he's a "bearrorist"

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I'm a big fan

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Puns. Puns everywhere.

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Puns, I have more.

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Every morning and night I send my adult sons and their partners memes, dad jokes, warnings about cats, dad advice, words of encouragement, nightmare fuel, and general silliness to help them laugh, feel loved, or at least persist the horrors.

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More Pun Fun.

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It's CHICKEN NAMING DAY!!!

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Every morning and night I send my two adult sons and their partners a batch of funny memes: dad jokes, warnings about cats, words of encouragement, advice, nightmare fuel, and general oddities.

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[OC] Highbrow Hubbub #3

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Bear Puns

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[OC] Highbrow Hubbub #2

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TIL sand dollars are the rigid skeleton of echinoderms in the order Clypeasteroida

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The subversive juxtaposition of Trump photos with Chomsky quotes, plus some science puns and a chimp

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Someone tossed their salad

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I paint dumb tea puns.

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If you’re considering working in a prison library, you’ll need to consider both the prose and the cons.

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I have an old copy from my Dad

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