Tell me you've never been to a Metal show without telling me you've never been to a Metal show
She brought a knife to a mattress fight.
If she likes it like this, there isn't a safe word
Enough fooling around.
"You won't hit the bump."
Halo
Ignorance is not bliss.
Right for the kill.
Get that man to a Burn Ward STAT!
Straight to the orphanage.
A softball pitcher fills in for the dodgeball team.
Last minute gift idea
Dad notices his daughter checking out the shirtless boys at the car wash, so he gets them to wash her window.
A worthwhile buy.
This is why I just walk
Vicious baby attacks her own mother.
Such grace...
Nothing but net.
It's prey trapped, the Venus Fly Couch slowly begins to digest its meal
"I only had one margarita."
Poof gone
Why do people do this
Face kick
Check yo teeth
Old man must be trippin.
No mercy in this dojo.
Stand back...she's making science!
"Peace was never an option."
Nothing but praise for the girl that tried to stop her.
"Heard you talkin' trash..."
Goddamn banana peels...
"Heads up!"
Taken right as dad hits his youngest with a snowball.
"Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same..."
"Happy Halloween!"
Trying to improvise on live television.
"Phew, that was a close one!"
Pushover Pegasus
"I'm the Queen of the world!"
When you simply can't take your eyes off him...
Ded. Ded. Ded. They all ded.
Trying to convince your friends that you're still sober.
Starting off married life on memorable note.
"I immediately regret this decision..."
So apparently there is a thing called "Spider Frost" in Australia...*slowly crosses 'Straya' off 'Places to See' list*
When you tell people your kid is headstrong.
Wii sports may be the most dangerous of sports.
"My daughter’s one year old picture didn’t go quite as planned..."
Sibling love at its finest.
Two kids try to jump over a puddle while still holding their moms hands.
"Leeeeeeroy Jeeeeeeeenkins!"
"I'll hop onto the bridge and climb over back to the boat!"
Helicopter crashes at the concert.
Taking one for the team.
"Firmly grasp it in your hand..."
Best bouquet toss ever.
these challenges are getting out of hand
And his name is JOHN CENA
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