The bees are beckoning your to come outside.

26

5

898

Hate when this happens

59

33

2359

Resignation

1

0

733

It was a scratch

16

0

345

Become one with the UWU

38

7

932

Heretic: Jesus Christ and the other sons of God

29

5

1163

Legit.

11

3

782

Gotta love moms who are not tech savvy

1381

90

61159

Be SILLY Be CRINGE Be FREE

8

3

3347

I had a giggle at this..

27

8

1045

Llangernyw accoutrements

7

2

1075

Having short term memory loss sucks lol

33

3

657

I can’t believe people debate this. If my kid wants his friend to come with us, then I’m paying for everybody.

19

16

721

New California bill could fine bosses for texting their employees after work hours

1197

92

44317

What should "the incident" be?

34

7

1933

I can't be the only one who thought that right?

59

9

3631

Yours takes 2 days?! Mine takes two weeks!

10

6

1119

I don't want to be a Squidward

13

2

821

July 29th (assorted Mastodon toots)

41

3

612

You dodged a bullet there, Vance.

1600

476

113911

Haha!

20

4

1248

Da fuq?!

21

5

1043

Just got Hired Dump of Text Things

2133

110

106000

Genius!

3145

106

162764

This takes skill actually :)

1454

59

111878

Yearbook.

31

14

2948

Bring me the stupidest names, go.

71

19

2759

Mom please

1827

55

137146

Oh jeez a loo

2335

67

104339

Vintage Typewriter  Letter

6

1

966

You ever get this Spam texts… and then decide today is the day to unleash chaos?

8

8

1060

Do you need a text on the cake ?

14

3

785

Lol...Wow!

5

5

1213

Hot Coffee

12

2

1549

Foolproof Method for Unwanted Texts

73

15

6859

"Virtually useless against anything more formidable than a watermelon": Consumer Reports on the Subaru 360 (1969)

30

9

4224

My sister sent me this today...Read the small print.

32

6

2431

They all think I'm funny.

2

0

651

Just a collection of some memes I have saved.

1929

69

104335

*pain too immense for human comprehension intensifies*

6

1

2777

Fun with spam texter

14

4

1790

Mom got a new talent as well

88

12

5679

Grandma needs a new phone

1

2

1033

Probably…

18

4

2410

Late night conversations with the wife...

6

3

980

Stop Bringing Dog Crap to the Potluck

1202

107

91547

Capitalizations matter

1874

244

162089

Now THAT is a birthday party

23

0

2387

Right? Right!

1237

97

121884

Okay

1169

84

108978

This just happened…

34

6

2919

We’ve been having disappointed strangers at the door today.

1274

100

132948

When 2 texts collide

10

4

1692

Mom gave up chocolate for Lent. I, apatheist son, suggested another path.

1320

135

125144

I’m home clearing text based memes

83

4

3669

My 13th Favorite. Happy Birthday Imgur

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5

4860