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After most of my sons socks went missing, my wife discovered sock heaven.
Apr 17, 2013 11:46 PM
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doinkus
Wait till you clean the pump on the water filter. That's where all the good stuff hides.
eati
FIRE HAZARD
LicensedAdHominem
Seriously? I figured that out the first time ever I machine-washed socks. >.<
comasutra
Thank god you didn't find my socks from when I was a teenager.
dougmr
kenmore HE3?
dougmr
They do that.
InnerButterfly666
They've found the resistance hideout.
Iamnormaliswear
All the time. All the freaking time.
AVerySexualMidget
We can file this one under 'greatest women's accomplishments of the 21st century'. Maybe Nobel Prize.
asavage0
sock heaven/ fire heaven
torkerz
Bet they stunk like a smegma covered foot...
Nerdextrordinaire
I must do this TODAY... Be back... Have to search for socks!!
gospeed81
zomg, we have the same washer...that's actually what makes the door seal leak and flood the laundry room with bubbles too...
laestrella
FEED ME!
pullingsaiyantails
All socks go to heaven.
Woodchips
Is this what was in that safe?
Lumberjackfirefighter
ow god that safe! please it hurts too much dont bring that back again.
amishpornstar
I have the same washer.. the socks are the source of that "ballsy/nutsack" smell in your laundry room (MY GF's description)
crazycatlesslady
Seriously, so people don't check that bit?!! I always check it.... y'all silly.
My5yearolddaughterhasmorefriendsthanido
I always find money. ^_^
VognerCharking
But.....you can't explain that
forelle
I always check this thing. Money goes there. Keys. All that crazy stuff I never knew about.
HouseofMonkeyBoy
dude, consider youselves lucky.... this is exactly how fires get started in dryers.
takeoffyourvestyoulooklikealaddin
I'm pretty sure this is a washer not a dryer.
Weyely
If I can't find bus fare, that's where I check, there's usually a sneaky euro or two hiding!
Secondmonth
+1 for euro
smartacus
So there are no sock-stealing ninjas in my washing machine?
WhyDoesImgurAllowSuchLongNames
Who do you think put them there?
pullingsaiyantails
You really think the Clan of the Lost Socks will admit to its own existence?
NotoriousBadassWhoLovesMusicals
That is their secret lair
stormtrooperinstilletos
Who do you think puts them in that hidden little compartment?
ScatterJ0Y
Oh no, there are definitely sock-stealing ninjas in YOUR washing machine. Mine too. We're the lucky ones.
Choadeybwas
This is their cover ssshhh
Choadeybwas
Havent slept dunno if i used right their, just pulled an all nighter doing an assignment so my brain is all fuzz wuzzy....
weesmithy
You used the right one. :)
Choadeybwas
Thank /God/SpiritualBeing/Brain/TheDude/EnglishTeacher
bbClaude
I recently discovered that too and I was kind off sad that the mystery was solved.
NotFarEnough
Brb, going to check the inner lining of my washing machine door seal.
PinkDalek
I think that's the dryer.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
The rubber lining on the door would melt if it were a dryer
NotFarEnough
Nah that's def a washing machine. And I couldn't find any socks :(
hjf2011
WELL OP? WILL YOU DELIVER?
StarbuckNotStarbucks
DOBBY IS A FREE ELF. Sorry that's all I got, I got into vet school tonight!!!!
TiittySprinkles
Awesome! Well done!
spoileddentist
Congrats honey!!
ohidoliketobebesidetheseaside
Congrats! You really are a luckyducky!
idleheadedtractor
Hooray for you +1!
Chainandsprocket88
for small kids socks, it's recommended that you wash them in a bra bag so they don't get lost
maggiethecat
& also, I 1st read that as "for small kids, it's...", which made it even funnier. But yes, the bag is a good idea for socks, i did that too
maggiethecat
+1 for "bra bag"... LOL as if that's what they're called.... hahaha.... cracking up
NZWhovian
Think of all the house elves you can free
maplefingers
you win lol
ItsAWonderfulDayForPie
Stop it Ron Stooooop.
trustmeimascientist
Actually Ron was not that supportive of S.P.E.W.
ItsAWonderfulDayForPie
I'm aware i was just quoting this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY
ipetdoggos
I should have known this was you.
ItsAWonderfulDayForPie
HAHAHAHA.. meow meOOOW, meow meOOOW, meow meOOOW MEOW MEOW...
Rezol
There seems to be a common belief that it has to be socks. It just has to be a piece of clothing damnit.
creepysnacks
Yes, this. But it would of gotten awkward if Harry snuck a g string in there. So socks it is ...
Rezol
I wonder if Mr. Malfoy would've went "my father will- wait a minute."
creepysnacks
Harry's reaction
HarryPotterGeek
1. This has always kind of confused me. House elves clean up after people, right? So wouldn't they touch your clothes occasionally? So why
HarryPotterGeek
2. did Hermione hide clothes all over the Gryf common room? Just picking up an article of clothing can't count, surely. Hmmm...
Rezol
Yeah, I think the hiding part was a flaw. The elf must be GIVEN a piece of clothing. It's possible Hermione's miss was intentional.
HarryPotterGeek
Except that dobby says that none of the other elves would clean Gryf tower after a while b/c they didn't want to get freed accidently...
ac09jste
I'm going to go see if I too can rescue all my lost socks right now!
ac09jste
I didn't find any of my beloved socks. Further proof that the sock monster exists!
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
Did you find any?
waynebradybitch
RIP @ac09jste they probably opened the liner and discovered a portal to another dimension where their socks went and got lost inside
joeyvand
If they were true ninjas, you would not find them, nor see them
iGordon
I guess this will be like the Safe Door... we will never know.
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
Why this keeps happening!?!?!?!
antonnitro
Because human race is guilty. Of no music on MTV, bieber, perhaps also too many repetitive memes
guenni
I did. That sneaky bastard hid in the upper half.
Englishisnotmyfirstlanguage
yay!
SuperDork42
Not since the accident
acam30
THE GREAT MYSTERY OF LIFE HAS BEEN SOLVED
Katina
I still think it's the little men in the dryer that steal my socks.
docileirish
WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THE SAFE!
TacoMcNacho
And so began an era of peace around the globe which would last for thousands of years until the great sandal rebellion in 5345.
UselessFact
42
32320
I do hope there were 42 socks in there
lostsquash
MATH
Chokfull
1+2+3+4+5+6+6+5+4+3+2+1
joeyvand
7x6
ScottiePippen
Next on the agenda: Men's nipples.
IntracolonicEXPLOSION
Men are able to breast feed, it is possible that early humans shared the responsibility of feeding between both genders.
stupidlaugh
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=why-do-men-have-nipples The comments are interesting as well
plumpchicken
all fetuses start off as women, that's why men have nipples. boom. next.
someguy68
men can breastfeed you know.
TheChocolateLover
ScottiePippen
Bermuda Triangle?
KillingMeDjently
Methane Hydrates/Rogue Waves/Weather?
SgtThermo
It was either Methane or Sulfur vents, and they also caused the ghost ships. Add the two answers together.
ryangoestoschool
Human error and violent weather. next.
filltininwithwords
I think it has something to do with thermals, or something.
Silverstream94
Platypus?