Aug 28, 2014 2:44 PM
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Farvatron
I thought this was the start to a Drax cosplay... now I am disappointed...
decarnatedame
Oompa loompa doopity do, you've got a giant bruise on your boob.
ThatBitchBetterHaveMyHoney
The human bruise.
Radenium
Oh dear God, the healing process... I'm shuddering in pain looking at this. And he's just grinning like "zero fucks given, yo"
ImgurPlz
Crossfit. Not even once.
phantomlink
Did... did it fall on him?
andoselpantos
His pectoral muscle tore in half
Flyndaran
I doubt that. I bet it "merely" detached from bone. That's usually the weakest point.
fullofwastedpotential
How much weight was it?
Hesmiyu
716.5lbs
BillFuckinMurray
716.5 LBS I believe
paronfesken
325 Kg
icarussister
Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!
FrellingFarbot
Yay I was looking for this quote and I found it!
hotdogsalesman
God damnit. I just commented this exact phrase without scrolling down. I was so excited...
juggy
decent cosplay attempt
mypostsknowwhatyoudidinthedark
I thought thats what this was at first lol
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
That's what I thought it was
GrimmThistle
That's what I thought this was gonna be from the thumbnail. An in-process cosplay makeup application.
defacid
Me too
ChrisRichards
You have made my day
Sauroctonus
So all I gotta to is tear my muscles to shreds without breaking my skin? Neat!
thefrug
My thoughts exactly!
FartMyselfAwake
PURPLE NURPLE
Blastergv9
That guys range of motion is worse than the tin man
cleverlydisguised
hes going full depth, elbows past 90 degrees, touching his chest, ass planted on the pad.. with over 600lbs. Thats full range, and amazing
SweetBabyJesus
Any one have a spare oil can??
Iaimtomisbehave
"Oil can what?"
boogthebarbarian
Sometimes I wonder how people like this can wipe there ass.....
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Theyre more flexible than you think.
My joints don't articulate properly to do some of the official lifts. They need to have quite a bit of flexibility.
SneakyRussains
Ouch.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
You got in first. You are deemed the winner.
MR
KudzyWudzy
Needs more jpeg
Cheeseguy
Drax the Destroyer
MrsGod
RIPPED. No really, literaly.
BingleBingle
I taught that was some kind of cosplay... God it must hurt, how is he smiling ?
Gavin1453
Powerlifters are a different breed, for better and for worse.
DaiMoGui
In Soviet Russia world record bench press breaks you.
TheRareCanadianWombat
What a dumbell
SEE PEOPLE, THIS IS WHAT EXERCISE DOES TO YOU!!
Autoapotheosis
No. This is what roids do to you. See the swollen abdomen.
This is why I don't work out.
dubowski
how's that workin' out?
I wouldn't know
I'm really curious how much weight he was going for... Looks like an elephant sat on his chest.
Doktor101
716.5 lbs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TDtp4ubWYk
I'm not watching that, I'll take your word for it, Doktor.
He tears his pec like 2 and a half minutes in. It's pretty awful.
RobertSalmon
716.5 lbs
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
This is why the heaviest lifting I do is a piece of cake towards my face.
Let's go to a gym & watch everyone exercise while we eat cake!!
Sound like a nice evening.
we can update our facebook & twitter (or whatever the kids are using these days) to let everyone know we're at the gym!
But in reality
jcakes
This got an extra hearty laugh from me. +1 friend!
SerythValker
YEAH PEOPLE! *eats junkfood*
CGriffo124
Soon his colour will change completely, and he will loose the ability to catch metaphors.
ROBROR87
You brilliant bastard.
ALLOFTHEBACON
so loose
marcusucram
his reflexes are too quick
NormalNorman
He will catch it.
http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/guardians-of-the-galaxy30b.gif
xZora
Nothing goes over his head, his reflexes are too quick.
rudejohn
Loose = not fitting tightly or closely. Lose = be deprived of or cease to have or retain
hughmungo
I agree. This is not an error though. Think of all the dead pan jokes he will loose upon this world..
AsABlackMan
http://imgur.com/ZwKcqHQ
thelordmorgoth
Nice Guardians of Galaxy reference... lol
Classtoise
His reflexes will become too fast, though.
FlyingMetaphor
Soon...I shall fly over his head.
Necronox
His reflexes are too quick...
zotten
loose
postmodest
Maybe he will "loose" the ability by setting it free from his person, and thus "lose" it?
jrbrown1991
Lose.
jomteon
:D Yes! That was my first thought, hahaha
ZeroNumerous
But Drax the Destroyer can catch anything. His reflexes are so fast.
MorePunkThanMe
loose http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczwf0vkdP1qh47wx.gif
ninmonkey
Now dis is mine
plazmatyk
Don't mind me. Just marking this for later
MatrixDM
Losen up will you?
DontYouJuanSomebodyToLove
T.T
MonsieuRoberts
BUUUUUUUURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah, too late to change it now unfortunately.
It's alright. Honest mistake!
My highest rated comment now has a grammatical error in it; the shame.
That's actually a tactic to get more upvotes, because more people comment on it.
buttersideup
loose = so damn close to a good comment.
Starflare76
funny thing is that's Scott Mendelson and he still recovered from that and still lifts.
ToiletSnakes
bro do you even lift?
Not since the accident.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
cool space tattoo
podominus
Now he will be blended in with the rest of the universe if he were to be lost in space...
DardCholed
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TDtp4ubWYk
TooManyPixels
commenting to watch later
dhelsan
NANOMACHINES, SON
Schwabot
Played college ball, ya know?
Don't fuck with THIS SENATOR etc more quotes
PaulHeartist
This is the best Drax cosplay I've seen so far.
blameitonmyjuice
I thought it was bad Drax cosplay from the thumbnail, too!
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
Nah, it's not so bad, he looks grape.
FaceOfBeaux
To be honest, I think he looks like Strax!
Tzell
elefriend
You've started something beautiful and I'm so grapeful.
AnarLape
You my lord, deserve this +1.
antidentite22
Can you please get out?
SDK1
He's raisin the bar.
oopsimadepoops
Did you just...
xscythe7x
No he failed to
PCard
His pecks look like they'd like some grape soda.
jalapenochip
i'll allow it
zidar
Thank you! Thank you so much for allowing it.
goatsongoats
You're welcome
I thought this was failed Drax cosplay from the thumbnail.
TommyCreo
He's the grapist. He grapes people. He grapes them in the mouth.
ReptilianOverlord
C'mere kids, 'cause I'm gonna GRRRRAAAAAPEE ya in the mouth!!!
IGarfunkledYourMother
She's wearing purple!
croaky
I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you!
BAM5
FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES
dunecat1337
theredherring
I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!
Rosimussibananafussy
*slow clap*
FrymanJack
HAHAHAHAHA I LOLED
ellmaux
This should be first comment.
FoxyOwl
People like grapes.
ButtDumplings
God dammit.
teenmeenmeen
Lmao :)
Ateyx
Hes like Animorphs.
MarquisDeSadeVII
Tobias :(
Kickmeouttonight
Air...I need AIR!
WhiskeyTangoFedora
He is in training to be the Grapist.
dayum that's a late reply!
I can't breath
balkingtowinnie
grape is nice, grape is good. the grape
digglesworth
is he the grapest alive? I'm leaving now.
His dad: "I'm getting you for this Wonka, if its the last thing I do! I got a blueberry for a son."
porkchopexpress
Good cosplay!
dietluigi
In the mouth
binabran
He looks like the universe
TinOwl
People like grapes..
UselessBlinkingWhenImThinking
Wait that's not a tattoo? ... Shit.
NinjaFood
http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dancing-baby-groot-08152014-085914.jpg
PartTimeGrammarNazi
Get him to the juicing room.
MilkSteakNJellybeans
I bet he didn't wine though
Jangle
*insert witty comment*
TheOfficialBuzzKillington
stop raisin hell
You and your damned puns. I've had enough. Put a cork in it, will ya?
:)
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
Like your username
vesiviusramalamadingdong
oh, you
sickseductivesinner
He better watch out for Kai Greene.
Tirade
From the thumbnail, I assumed this was an attempt at a Drax the Destroyer cosplay.
thomastronaut
They told me I could be anything, so I became an eggplant
RaptorJesus2
hopskipper
ExDeuce
Not so huggable though...
PirateFroglet
FacePlant!
ThePhail
They told me I could become anything, so I became the universe
hursterslittlesister
at least he looks hugable
willowwashere
He became Faceplant™
jaxpujol
1/4 of one anyways
BroboxylicAcid
@kantackistan
TheLivinLegend
You're a cantaloupe!
Churts
He's not an eggplant, he's retarded!
lilytitan
Nice oitnb reference +1
He's a vegetable, he retorted!
parkerpencarkeys
put him in the cartoons!
kantackistan
Cut off his legs and you've got a live-action remake!
StarrryNight
I became a nebula
HogwartsAlumnus
I read that as "egglaphant" Not sure why.
He does look heavy. Maybe that's what his kanji tattoo says
ImHigh
It actually looks like a big nebula tattoo.
Tallmtn
That's what happens when you tear a muscle...Jesus.
ilikegothgirlsinfishnetstockings
Steroids, not even once
ghosterman3
that's TEARriffic
I don't want to tear a muscle, Tallmtn.
KillZombieRUN
KingGambitB
I got inspired by all those workout videos so I went 110% on pushups. Tore triceps. Had straightened arms like Frankenstein for a week.
GingerTheBeard
you could just heal it man. youre the worlds best cleric. INSTANT HEALS
eetsumkaus
Takes 3 days to rez though to make up for it.
SweetBabyJesus, why wouldn't you just heal yourself. Gosh,, you're such a baby!
GOMAXLGO
He is a sweet little baby though.
Thats exactly what he wants you to think!
SnaggleToothedTiger
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/violet-beauregarde-willy-wonka-1971.jpg
BradSarlaccPitt
tore my hamstring a few years ago, couldnt sit down for a week
adam1111
Tore a muscle in my groin once. Couldn't move my right leg. Had to hobble everywhere for a week.
Ifpeeingyourpantsiscoolconsidermemilesdavis
Hamstring tearer here. Happened to me my freshman year of highschool football. I'm in my mid 20's and I still get pain there when I work out
TresusIbor
It's also what happens when you contract the G-Virus.
kristianlyng
I'm not Jesus, I'm Kristian. Or are you calling me Jesus? If so, I appreciate the thought, but it's a bit over the top...
Sheibeo4
good start for human winery
NinjasStoleMyMama
You become Drax
TyrionTheGodofTitsandWine
and the muscle is bigger than most people
DavidBowiesBulgeInLabyrinth
As a Massage Therapist...This makes me cringe down to the very depths of my soul.
NothingISayIsReallyTrueComeOnItsTheInternet
Is this even possible to recover from?
Iirus
i once teared two and a half muscle in my left ankle, it was terrible but the spot had like 1/14th size of that, cant imagine that pain
p0ck3ts4nd
* thirty muscles
travbow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTqP58o1iw
nolalamb
That's what happens when you tear a muscle...Jesus?
theyak
I tore a muscle in my neck while getting up off the floor. My head was stuck angled heavily to the right for 2 weeks.
IndyRevolution
Nah, this is what happens when Drax lets himself go.
illthinkofsomethingbetterlater
I tore my hamstring playing rugby. The bruise started in my quad and went down my entire leg
JuiceboxConor
I've torn my hip-flexor twice and it was nowhere near as bad as that, he must done something much worse.
LeslieElaine
*have done
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
It's just a much bigger muscle, and so causes more bruising.
esracoon
my entire lower torso/upper legs looked like this after my pelvis destroyed the gas tank on my bike :D
http://media.giphy.com/media/ibGFpMv1Uoais/giphy.gif
henskjold73
Jesus never said that
damnitdan
And It looks like the muscle tried to escape through his nipple
MisanthropicAnthropoid
Yep. Thats all blood inside under the skin.
spaghettilegs
Don't give Jesus life lessons
Helius13
Stretch marks so deep, it gives the Mariana's Trench the chills.
TheBlackxRanger
That's a really big bruise technically, right?
Chris890325
茉莉花,哈哈哈!
umuziki
.....wat?
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
My solution: don't work out
tarataqa
Jesus never tears muscle:
8bitdan
Jesus didn't tap.
Tuen
WHERE IS YOUR DEVIL NOW!?
PoppinLochNessHopster
"fuck your sins, im out lol"
guywithwifi
The only thing he tears is... THAT PUSSY UP
Oinchackolp
Crossfit
whydidyoutrustme
+nigga for this, I had a spare ticket to hell too
KillingTheJoke1
Major gains from lifting crosses
You should tell that to @SweetBabyJesus, he's freaking out over there
notaballoon
Really, cause he looks SHREDDED
Ninjasmoke
Thats why i dont work out. Yep thats the exact reason alright.
lampwork
it's for SAFETY. i'm safer sitting on my couch.
umbrellamaker
Until you fall and break something. YOU'RE NOT SAFE ANYWHERE!
imnotwearingaponcho
What are those balls or something weird near his armpit?
BarryGeibel
They're stretch marks. Believe me, I have them too (for a different reason)
hungryANGRYhippo
More like stretch marks, what happens when you put a lot of strain on your skin and stretch it more then your skin can handle,
delicioussaltybeef
varicose (protrusive) veins, people who put a lot of strain on their muscles often get them, eg. many pro cyclists have them on their calves
PowerStacheOfTheYear
They're stretch marks. They ruined the elasticity of his skin, so it bulges out more from the blood there.
IMGesus
I have them as well just not as bad since I'm not this freaking huge. Lol but I can confirm theyre stretch marks.
XooMG
Not sure why downvoted...they do in fact look like stretch marks.
MagnusDeacon
I did that to my foot one time. It did NOT feel pretty at all. I can only imagine it in that large an area. *shudder*
hanyewest
When you tear a muscle or 26*
rckymusic
Elaborate.
SomewhatHawkward
*all the muscles in your chest. Fixed that for ya.
MyxlPlyxl
Oh ow ow ow. I don't even want to imagine the pain...what it looks like...ooooooww. :(
knowyourcompany
The video is super nasty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TDtp4ubWYk. See his pectoral muscle tear at 2.44, so brutal.
InsertTrollHere
Tempting
Mastero777
I honestly thought I would be able to handle that.
scoobysgt
I wanna see the MRI.
blargedyblargedy
Why would I watch? But seriously, if you don't know what to look for it's not that bad.
LVSII
His spotter skipped a couple leg days
malcheus
What I heard: "ow ow ow" "release!"
LaBotte
I'm curious but I'll pass ... my butthole just clenched tight as I was reading your comment...
Forbayn
I really want to watch it, but I don't really want to watch it. Should I watch it?
Strikyre
Yep. Just *pop* and there I go a'squirming.
inferiorskills
Oh shit dude,I cringed SO hard
I'm very disappointed. That's not 'super nasty' at all :(
ZiltoidIndeed
Yeah, like I'm going to click that. .....or should I...
RadioSuki
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS
DillbiscuitLive
Yeah, I watched the first 30 seconds and decided to bypass nightmares.
xrazorbladex
is it just me or does it look like its already strained before he even attempts his second lift. it looks like its budging already
bulging*
I think due to his size it's actually just seperation of the muscle bulk between his pectoralis major and minor
Yea that's true. it's hard to tell, but it doesn't look that way at the beginning of the video before his first lift.
issaaccbb
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
boogersweretasty
I watched that peeking between my fingers
slightlylucid
I want to click it but I know doing so will traumatize me...I'M GOING TO DO IT! No one can stop me..
TheRicM
f4m0us4m0s
http://tomash.wfb-pol.org/images/reaction%20faces/fucking%20brutal%20pikachu%20nathan%20dethklok.jpg
nafierye
I need to know where you found that
lol google
JJDidNOTTieBuckle
HOLY FUCK, why did you point that out?
Fruc
WHY DID WE WATCH IT, KNOWING IT WAS THERE!?
Because I'm a bad person
chestahfieldz
Well...now I want to throw up
ms2ar15
As someone who majored in sports medicine, that's actually pretty fucking cool.
Halfton81
As someone who has torn muscles and ligaments, this gives me feels I did not want to re-feel.
thejoymonster
as someone who is in the process of being a lmt, i want to touch it...
PotatoHamer
You mean all the money you will make out of him?
No, more fascinating than anything. And I'm not in that field anymore. Good job twisting my words though!!
Thanks
acecase2D
so what are those veiny looking things on his shoulder and side of his chests, are those part of the muscle or tendons or what?
stretchmarks. you lucky so and so
I might be wrong because it's hard to tell, but I suspect those are stretch marks.
My second puberty as I call it caused lots of stretch marks on my arms. If I weren't lazy I could have had serious muscles.
obscureallusion
ARE YOU A TRANS GUY TOO?!
As a physiotherapist, this is a fucking nightmare to rehab
IchibanDiet
How does someone even begin to recover from a tear like that....
I can only imagine.
thissitemademewantacat
I've seen what it takes for small tears to be rehabbed. That would be excruciating to fix.
crazyintensewaffles
Fellow PT!
Respect
TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
Timetable for full recovery?
Depends what grade of tear - looking like a grade 3 (the worst) which would involve surgery, wouldn't have him near a bench for 8-12 weeks
LordOsis17
Fellow PT. 1. Knew it was going to be bad based on all that excess lordosis. 2. My name is relevant! 3. Ouch.
It's what the big powerlifters tend to do on bench using the same principles when squatting - to increase interstitial pressure and support
yeah, and it's a good way to spring a hernia while not really being strong enough to lift the bar
rosquo2810
As a third week medical student... I know some of the words to describe this.
You'll learn more, just don't forget how awesome physios are
UndulatingTerrain
Shit's fucked up son, medically speaking.
RikkiDo
He just imploded.
BinomialLemon
Sheeeeeeit...
LongHairDontCare4
Did I just see a man become crippled for life?
Nah, major muscle tears are a bitch to rehab, but he will likely be able to lift heavily eventually.
yourClevarUsername
I had to watch the video 3 times cause the guy in the red singlet was distracting me
Glubs
Son of a bitch... 0_0
Parral
Daaaamn!!
steinham
Scotty don't.
Varroth
But he says ''Oww oww'' at like 2:39 why do they still let him do it?
BoromirOfTheWhiteTower
He says the same thing on easier lifts as well. Maybe that's something he does everytime.
He'd have prepared for that day for months and be in the best condition ever - no way he's stopping because he's a bit sore
sassandbalderdash
That was the spotter saying "out out"
mokes310
Dude, that was fucking grisly!
Fasci
HOLY SHIT.
StellarSpire
Oh... Oh Jesus. Oh god. That was so brutal.
gurglegargle
Why? WHY? Why did I just watch that????
JumpingBalogna
Damn! i keep getting an error clicking on the link
..It just looks like he couldn't handle it and had to be helped, about a 1/10 on the "oooo" meter. maybe even a 0.
blacksteve
when you see that sudden movement in his chest... that is part of his muscle bunching together because it's no longer attached
forsakenlegiondude
AARGH
DoctorJungyBrongen
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Xiutehcuhtli
+1 for comitment
-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THAT DUDE, HOLY SHIT AAAHHHHHHHHH
YaBoyAbeLincoln
..............FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CrazyCatLazyLady
I think @DoctorJungyBrongen just tear a voice musle too.
hienokoruHermanni
+4 for effort
YouGotRedOnYou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVo3WXA3Ldo
kavorca29
My thoughts exactly.
xKesis
I thought I missed it, but it was closer to 2:48.
Alexfiend
Oh my fucking chest felt that and it can't even see.
sarahalexis
Why did I watch that?! Yikes!
jtroise
I don't know why I just watched that
collect3825
Why do I always have to watch these...
AHHHH!!!! That looks so painful!
aprendemos
I... I'm not going to click that link. I know my limits.
tasteslikechaos
Honesty if no one sais anything I wouldn't have even noticed. I dident see anything
dbrsong
Right on right on
ItsTime4it
cannot unsee
BARRIIICADEtv
its not as bad as it sounds really. you see it pop up a little bit, But thats because the dude is already MASSIVE.
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
Bullshit. It was awful. You're smarter than I am.
MercuryJesus
I did not know my limits.. Arrrrrgghhh
Imza
it really wasn't that bad.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
I confirm
GordonTorn
I clicked the link and now I know my limits...
LudicrousDisplayLastNight
ditto!
The visuals aren't that bad. It's knowing what they mean that's the true horror.
Abominor
It's nothing.
iliftbro
Sweet baby jesus.
mutedia
I was getting ready for the gym, I think I'll postpone my visit for a few hours/days
iSpeakRussianese
My left boob hurts now from seeing that.
misanthropicbob
Oh god, that poor man. Why did I look?!
MiriMaf
I can't watch it. My next meet is in Oct and my sympathy pain threshold is pretty low right now.
Good luck for it man
Thank you! I'm a girl :) we lift too :D
Farvatron
I thought this was the start to a Drax cosplay... now I am disappointed...
decarnatedame
Oompa loompa doopity do, you've got a giant bruise on your boob.
ThatBitchBetterHaveMyHoney
The human bruise.
Radenium
Oh dear God, the healing process... I'm shuddering in pain looking at this. And he's just grinning like "zero fucks given, yo"
ImgurPlz
Crossfit. Not even once.
phantomlink
Did... did it fall on him?
andoselpantos
His pectoral muscle tore in half
Flyndaran
I doubt that. I bet it "merely" detached from bone. That's usually the weakest point.
fullofwastedpotential
How much weight was it?
Hesmiyu
716.5lbs
BillFuckinMurray
716.5 LBS I believe
paronfesken
325 Kg
icarussister
Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!
FrellingFarbot
Yay I was looking for this quote and I found it!
hotdogsalesman
God damnit. I just commented this exact phrase without scrolling down. I was so excited...
juggy
decent cosplay attempt
mypostsknowwhatyoudidinthedark
I thought thats what this was at first lol
Makinbrosmadonimgurandnotgivingafuck
That's what I thought it was
GrimmThistle
That's what I thought this was gonna be from the thumbnail. An in-process cosplay makeup application.
defacid
Me too
ChrisRichards
You have made my day
Sauroctonus
So all I gotta to is tear my muscles to shreds without breaking my skin? Neat!
thefrug
My thoughts exactly!
FartMyselfAwake
PURPLE NURPLE
Blastergv9
That guys range of motion is worse than the tin man
cleverlydisguised
hes going full depth, elbows past 90 degrees, touching his chest, ass planted on the pad.. with over 600lbs. Thats full range, and amazing
SweetBabyJesus
Any one have a spare oil can??
Iaimtomisbehave
"Oil can what?"
boogthebarbarian
Sometimes I wonder how people like this can wipe there ass.....
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Theyre more flexible than you think.
Flyndaran
My joints don't articulate properly to do some of the official lifts. They need to have quite a bit of flexibility.
SneakyRussains
Ouch.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
You got in first. You are deemed the winner.
SneakyRussains
MR
KudzyWudzy
Needs more jpeg
Cheeseguy
Drax the Destroyer
MrsGod
RIPPED. No really, literaly.
BingleBingle
I taught that was some kind of cosplay... God it must hurt, how is he smiling ?
Gavin1453
Powerlifters are a different breed, for better and for worse.
DaiMoGui
In Soviet Russia world record bench press breaks you.
TheRareCanadianWombat
What a dumbell
SweetBabyJesus
SEE PEOPLE, THIS IS WHAT EXERCISE DOES TO YOU!!
Autoapotheosis
No. This is what roids do to you. See the swollen abdomen.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
This is why I don't work out.
dubowski
how's that workin' out?
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I wouldn't know
SweetBabyJesus
I'm really curious how much weight he was going for... Looks like an elephant sat on his chest.
Doktor101
716.5 lbs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TDtp4ubWYk
SweetBabyJesus
I'm not watching that, I'll take your word for it, Doktor.
Doktor101
He tears his pec like 2 and a half minutes in. It's pretty awful.
RobertSalmon
716.5 lbs
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
This is why the heaviest lifting I do is a piece of cake towards my face.
SweetBabyJesus
Let's go to a gym & watch everyone exercise while we eat cake!!
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
Sound like a nice evening.
SweetBabyJesus
we can update our facebook & twitter (or whatever the kids are using these days) to let everyone know we're at the gym!
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
But in reality
jcakes
This got an extra hearty laugh from me. +1 friend!
SerythValker
YEAH PEOPLE! *eats junkfood*
CGriffo124
Soon his colour will change completely, and he will loose the ability to catch metaphors.
ROBROR87
You brilliant bastard.
ALLOFTHEBACON
so loose
marcusucram
his reflexes are too quick
NormalNorman
He will catch it.
thefrug
http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/guardians-of-the-galaxy30b.gif
xZora
Nothing goes over his head, his reflexes are too quick.
rudejohn
Loose = not fitting tightly or closely. Lose = be deprived of or cease to have or retain
hughmungo
I agree. This is not an error though. Think of all the dead pan jokes he will loose upon this world..
AsABlackMan
http://imgur.com/ZwKcqHQ
thelordmorgoth
Nice Guardians of Galaxy reference... lol
Classtoise
His reflexes will become too fast, though.
FlyingMetaphor
Soon...I shall fly over his head.
Necronox
His reflexes are too quick...
zotten
loose
postmodest
Maybe he will "loose" the ability by setting it free from his person, and thus "lose" it?
jrbrown1991
Lose.
jomteon
:D Yes! That was my first thought, hahaha
ZeroNumerous
But Drax the Destroyer can catch anything. His reflexes are so fast.
MorePunkThanMe
loose http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mczwf0vkdP1qh47wx.gif
ninmonkey
Now dis is mine
plazmatyk
Don't mind me. Just marking this for later
MatrixDM
Losen up will you?
DontYouJuanSomebodyToLove
T.T
MonsieuRoberts
BUUUUUUUURIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CGriffo124
Yeah, too late to change it now unfortunately.
MorePunkThanMe
It's alright. Honest mistake!
CGriffo124
My highest rated comment now has a grammatical error in it; the shame.
ninmonkey
That's actually a tactic to get more upvotes, because more people comment on it.
buttersideup
loose = so damn close to a good comment.
Starflare76
funny thing is that's Scott Mendelson and he still recovered from that and still lifts.
ToiletSnakes
bro do you even lift?
Flyndaran
Not since the accident.
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
cool space tattoo
podominus
Now he will be blended in with the rest of the universe if he were to be lost in space...
DardCholed
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TDtp4ubWYk
TooManyPixels
commenting to watch later
dhelsan
NANOMACHINES, SON
Schwabot
Played college ball, ya know?
dhelsan
Don't fuck with THIS SENATOR etc more quotes
PaulHeartist
This is the best Drax cosplay I've seen so far.
blameitonmyjuice
I thought it was bad Drax cosplay from the thumbnail, too!
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
Nah, it's not so bad, he looks grape.
FaceOfBeaux
To be honest, I think he looks like Strax!
Tzell
elefriend
You've started something beautiful and I'm so grapeful.
AnarLape
You my lord, deserve this +1.
antidentite22
Can you please get out?
SDK1
He's raisin the bar.
oopsimadepoops
Did you just...
xscythe7x
No he failed to
PCard
His pecks look like they'd like some grape soda.
jalapenochip
i'll allow it
zidar
Thank you! Thank you so much for allowing it.
goatsongoats
You're welcome
blameitonmyjuice
I thought this was failed Drax cosplay from the thumbnail.
TommyCreo
He's the grapist. He grapes people. He grapes them in the mouth.
ReptilianOverlord
C'mere kids, 'cause I'm gonna GRRRRAAAAAPEE ya in the mouth!!!
IGarfunkledYourMother
She's wearing purple!
croaky
I'm gonna tie you to the radiator and grape you!
BAM5
FOR DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES AND DECADES
dunecat1337
theredherring
I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!
Rosimussibananafussy
*slow clap*
FrymanJack
HAHAHAHAHA I LOLED
ellmaux
This should be first comment.
FoxyOwl
People like grapes.
ButtDumplings
God dammit.
teenmeenmeen
Lmao :)
Ateyx
Hes like Animorphs.
MarquisDeSadeVII
Tobias :(
Kickmeouttonight
Air...I need AIR!
WhiskeyTangoFedora
He is in training to be the Grapist.
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
dayum that's a late reply!
Kickmeouttonight
I can't breath
balkingtowinnie
grape is nice, grape is good. the grape
digglesworth
is he the grapest alive? I'm leaving now.
SerythValker
His dad: "I'm getting you for this Wonka, if its the last thing I do! I got a blueberry for a son."
porkchopexpress
Good cosplay!
dietluigi
In the mouth
binabran
He looks like the universe
TinOwl
People like grapes..
UselessBlinkingWhenImThinking
Wait that's not a tattoo? ... Shit.
NinjaFood
http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dancing-baby-groot-08152014-085914.jpg
PartTimeGrammarNazi
Get him to the juicing room.
MilkSteakNJellybeans
I bet he didn't wine though
Jangle
*insert witty comment*
TheOfficialBuzzKillington
stop raisin hell
plazmatyk
You and your damned puns. I've had enough. Put a cork in it, will ya?
MilkSteakNJellybeans
:)
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
Like your username
vesiviusramalamadingdong
oh, you
sickseductivesinner
He better watch out for Kai Greene.
Tirade
From the thumbnail, I assumed this was an attempt at a Drax the Destroyer cosplay.
thomastronaut
They told me I could be anything, so I became an eggplant
RaptorJesus2
hopskipper
ExDeuce
Not so huggable though...
PirateFroglet
FacePlant!
ThePhail
They told me I could become anything, so I became the universe
hursterslittlesister
at least he looks hugable
willowwashere
He became Faceplant™
jaxpujol
1/4 of one anyways
BroboxylicAcid
@kantackistan
TheLivinLegend
You're a cantaloupe!
Churts
He's not an eggplant, he's retarded!
lilytitan
Nice oitnb reference +1
thomastronaut
He's a vegetable, he retorted!
parkerpencarkeys
put him in the cartoons!
kantackistan
Cut off his legs and you've got a live-action remake!
StarrryNight
I became a nebula
HogwartsAlumnus
I read that as "egglaphant" Not sure why.
thomastronaut
He does look heavy. Maybe that's what his kanji tattoo says
ImHigh
It actually looks like a big nebula tattoo.
Tallmtn
That's what happens when you tear a muscle...Jesus.
ilikegothgirlsinfishnetstockings
Steroids, not even once
ghosterman3
that's TEARriffic
SweetBabyJesus
I don't want to tear a muscle, Tallmtn.
KillZombieRUN
KingGambitB
I got inspired by all those workout videos so I went 110% on pushups. Tore triceps. Had straightened arms like Frankenstein for a week.
GingerTheBeard
you could just heal it man. youre the worlds best cleric. INSTANT HEALS
eetsumkaus
Takes 3 days to rez though to make up for it.
goatsongoats
SweetBabyJesus, why wouldn't you just heal yourself. Gosh,, you're such a baby!
GOMAXLGO
He is a sweet little baby though.
goatsongoats
Thats exactly what he wants you to think!
SnaggleToothedTiger
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/violet-beauregarde-willy-wonka-1971.jpg
BradSarlaccPitt
tore my hamstring a few years ago, couldnt sit down for a week
adam1111
Tore a muscle in my groin once. Couldn't move my right leg. Had to hobble everywhere for a week.
Ifpeeingyourpantsiscoolconsidermemilesdavis
Hamstring tearer here. Happened to me my freshman year of highschool football. I'm in my mid 20's and I still get pain there when I work out
TresusIbor
It's also what happens when you contract the G-Virus.
kristianlyng
I'm not Jesus, I'm Kristian. Or are you calling me Jesus? If so, I appreciate the thought, but it's a bit over the top...
Sheibeo4
good start for human winery
NinjasStoleMyMama
You become Drax
TyrionTheGodofTitsandWine
and the muscle is bigger than most people
DavidBowiesBulgeInLabyrinth
As a Massage Therapist...This makes me cringe down to the very depths of my soul.
NothingISayIsReallyTrueComeOnItsTheInternet
Is this even possible to recover from?
Iirus
i once teared two and a half muscle in my left ankle, it was terrible but the spot had like 1/14th size of that, cant imagine that pain
p0ck3ts4nd
* thirty muscles
travbow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTqP58o1iw
nolalamb
That's what happens when you tear a muscle...Jesus?
theyak
I tore a muscle in my neck while getting up off the floor. My head was stuck angled heavily to the right for 2 weeks.
IndyRevolution
Nah, this is what happens when Drax lets himself go.
illthinkofsomethingbetterlater
I tore my hamstring playing rugby. The bruise started in my quad and went down my entire leg
JuiceboxConor
I've torn my hip-flexor twice and it was nowhere near as bad as that, he must done something much worse.
LeslieElaine
*have done
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
It's just a much bigger muscle, and so causes more bruising.
esracoon
my entire lower torso/upper legs looked like this after my pelvis destroyed the gas tank on my bike :D
PCard
http://media.giphy.com/media/ibGFpMv1Uoais/giphy.gif
henskjold73
Jesus never said that
damnitdan
And It looks like the muscle tried to escape through his nipple
MisanthropicAnthropoid
Yep. Thats all blood inside under the skin.
spaghettilegs
Don't give Jesus life lessons
Helius13
Stretch marks so deep, it gives the Mariana's Trench the chills.
TheBlackxRanger
That's a really big bruise technically, right?
Chris890325
茉莉花,哈哈哈!
umuziki
.....wat?
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
My solution: don't work out
tarataqa
Jesus never tears muscle:
8bitdan
Jesus didn't tap.
Tuen
WHERE IS YOUR DEVIL NOW!?
PoppinLochNessHopster
"fuck your sins, im out lol"
guywithwifi
The only thing he tears is... THAT PUSSY UP
Oinchackolp
Crossfit
whydidyoutrustme
+nigga for this, I had a spare ticket to hell too
KillingTheJoke1
Major gains from lifting crosses
goatsongoats
You should tell that to @SweetBabyJesus, he's freaking out over there
notaballoon
Really, cause he looks SHREDDED
Ninjasmoke
Thats why i dont work out. Yep thats the exact reason alright.
lampwork
it's for SAFETY. i'm safer sitting on my couch.
umbrellamaker
Until you fall and break something. YOU'RE NOT SAFE ANYWHERE!
imnotwearingaponcho
What are those balls or something weird near his armpit?
BarryGeibel
They're stretch marks. Believe me, I have them too (for a different reason)
hungryANGRYhippo
More like stretch marks, what happens when you put a lot of strain on your skin and stretch it more then your skin can handle,
delicioussaltybeef
varicose (protrusive) veins, people who put a lot of strain on their muscles often get them, eg. many pro cyclists have them on their calves
PowerStacheOfTheYear
They're stretch marks. They ruined the elasticity of his skin, so it bulges out more from the blood there.
IMGesus
I have them as well just not as bad since I'm not this freaking huge. Lol but I can confirm theyre stretch marks.
XooMG
Not sure why downvoted...they do in fact look like stretch marks.
MagnusDeacon
I did that to my foot one time. It did NOT feel pretty at all. I can only imagine it in that large an area. *shudder*
hanyewest
When you tear a muscle or 26*
rckymusic
Elaborate.
SomewhatHawkward
*all the muscles in your chest. Fixed that for ya.
MyxlPlyxl
Oh ow ow ow. I don't even want to imagine the pain...what it looks like...ooooooww. :(
knowyourcompany
The video is super nasty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TDtp4ubWYk. See his pectoral muscle tear at 2.44, so brutal.
InsertTrollHere
Tempting
Mastero777
I honestly thought I would be able to handle that.
scoobysgt
I wanna see the MRI.
blargedyblargedy
Why would I watch? But seriously, if you don't know what to look for it's not that bad.
LVSII
His spotter skipped a couple leg days
malcheus
What I heard: "ow ow ow" "release!"
LaBotte
I'm curious but I'll pass ... my butthole just clenched tight as I was reading your comment...
Forbayn
I really want to watch it, but I don't really want to watch it. Should I watch it?
Strikyre
Yep. Just *pop* and there I go a'squirming.
inferiorskills
Oh shit dude,I cringed SO hard
ninmonkey
I'm very disappointed. That's not 'super nasty' at all :(
ZiltoidIndeed
Yeah, like I'm going to click that. .....or should I...
RadioSuki
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS
DillbiscuitLive
Yeah, I watched the first 30 seconds and decided to bypass nightmares.
xrazorbladex
is it just me or does it look like its already strained before he even attempts his second lift. it looks like its budging already
xrazorbladex
bulging*
knowyourcompany
I think due to his size it's actually just seperation of the muscle bulk between his pectoralis major and minor
xrazorbladex
Yea that's true. it's hard to tell, but it doesn't look that way at the beginning of the video before his first lift.
issaaccbb
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
boogersweretasty
I watched that peeking between my fingers
slightlylucid
I want to click it but I know doing so will traumatize me...I'M GOING TO DO IT! No one can stop me..
TheRicM
f4m0us4m0s
http://tomash.wfb-pol.org/images/reaction%20faces/fucking%20brutal%20pikachu%20nathan%20dethklok.jpg
nafierye
I need to know where you found that
f4m0us4m0s
lol google
JJDidNOTTieBuckle
HOLY FUCK, why did you point that out?
Fruc
WHY DID WE WATCH IT, KNOWING IT WAS THERE!?
knowyourcompany
Because I'm a bad person
chestahfieldz
Well...now I want to throw up
ms2ar15
As someone who majored in sports medicine, that's actually pretty fucking cool.
Halfton81
As someone who has torn muscles and ligaments, this gives me feels I did not want to re-feel.
thejoymonster
as someone who is in the process of being a lmt, i want to touch it...
PotatoHamer
You mean all the money you will make out of him?
ms2ar15
No, more fascinating than anything. And I'm not in that field anymore. Good job twisting my words though!!
PotatoHamer
Thanks
acecase2D
so what are those veiny looking things on his shoulder and side of his chests, are those part of the muscle or tendons or what?
blargedyblargedy
stretchmarks. you lucky so and so
ms2ar15
I might be wrong because it's hard to tell, but I suspect those are stretch marks.
Flyndaran
My second puberty as I call it caused lots of stretch marks on my arms. If I weren't lazy I could have had serious muscles.
obscureallusion
ARE YOU A TRANS GUY TOO?!
knowyourcompany
As a physiotherapist, this is a fucking nightmare to rehab
IchibanDiet
How does someone even begin to recover from a tear like that....
ms2ar15
I can only imagine.
thissitemademewantacat
I've seen what it takes for small tears to be rehabbed. That would be excruciating to fix.
crazyintensewaffles
Fellow PT!
knowyourcompany
Respect
TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
Timetable for full recovery?
knowyourcompany
Depends what grade of tear - looking like a grade 3 (the worst) which would involve surgery, wouldn't have him near a bench for 8-12 weeks
LordOsis17
Fellow PT. 1. Knew it was going to be bad based on all that excess lordosis. 2. My name is relevant! 3. Ouch.
knowyourcompany
It's what the big powerlifters tend to do on bench using the same principles when squatting - to increase interstitial pressure and support
LordOsis17
yeah, and it's a good way to spring a hernia while not really being strong enough to lift the bar
rosquo2810
As a third week medical student... I know some of the words to describe this.
knowyourcompany
You'll learn more, just don't forget how awesome physios are
UndulatingTerrain
Shit's fucked up son, medically speaking.
RikkiDo
He just imploded.
BinomialLemon
Sheeeeeeit...
LongHairDontCare4
Did I just see a man become crippled for life?
Gavin1453
Nah, major muscle tears are a bitch to rehab, but he will likely be able to lift heavily eventually.
yourClevarUsername
I had to watch the video 3 times cause the guy in the red singlet was distracting me
Glubs
Son of a bitch... 0_0
Parral
Daaaamn!!
steinham
Scotty don't.
Varroth
But he says ''Oww oww'' at like 2:39 why do they still let him do it?
BoromirOfTheWhiteTower
He says the same thing on easier lifts as well. Maybe that's something he does everytime.
knowyourcompany
He'd have prepared for that day for months and be in the best condition ever - no way he's stopping because he's a bit sore
sassandbalderdash
That was the spotter saying "out out"
mokes310
Dude, that was fucking grisly!
Fasci
HOLY SHIT.
StellarSpire
Oh... Oh Jesus. Oh god. That was so brutal.
gurglegargle
Why? WHY? Why did I just watch that????
JumpingBalogna
Damn! i keep getting an error clicking on the link
PoppinLochNessHopster
..It just looks like he couldn't handle it and had to be helped, about a 1/10 on the "oooo" meter. maybe even a 0.
blacksteve
when you see that sudden movement in his chest... that is part of his muscle bunching together because it's no longer attached
forsakenlegiondude
AARGH
DoctorJungyBrongen
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
DoctorJungyBrongen
-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
DoctorJungyBrongen
-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Xiutehcuhtli
+1 for comitment
DoctorJungyBrongen
-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THAT DUDE, HOLY SHIT AAAHHHHHHHHH
YaBoyAbeLincoln
..............FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CrazyCatLazyLady
I think @DoctorJungyBrongen just tear a voice musle too.
hienokoruHermanni
+4 for effort
YouGotRedOnYou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVo3WXA3Ldo
kavorca29
My thoughts exactly.
xKesis
I thought I missed it, but it was closer to 2:48.
Alexfiend
Oh my fucking chest felt that and it can't even see.
sarahalexis
Why did I watch that?! Yikes!
jtroise
I don't know why I just watched that
collect3825
Why do I always have to watch these...
Xiutehcuhtli
AHHHH!!!! That looks so painful!
aprendemos
I... I'm not going to click that link. I know my limits.
tasteslikechaos
Honesty if no one sais anything I wouldn't have even noticed. I dident see anything
dbrsong
Right on right on
ItsTime4it
cannot unsee
BARRIIICADEtv
its not as bad as it sounds really. you see it pop up a little bit, But thats because the dude is already MASSIVE.
overfedlonghairedleapinggnome
Bullshit. It was awful. You're smarter than I am.
MercuryJesus
I did not know my limits.. Arrrrrgghhh
Imza
it really wasn't that bad.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
I confirm
GordonTorn
I clicked the link and now I know my limits...
LudicrousDisplayLastNight
ditto!
Flyndaran
The visuals aren't that bad. It's knowing what they mean that's the true horror.
Abominor
It's nothing.
iliftbro
Sweet baby jesus.
mutedia
I was getting ready for the gym, I think I'll postpone my visit for a few hours/days
iSpeakRussianese
My left boob hurts now from seeing that.
misanthropicbob
Oh god, that poor man. Why did I look?!
MiriMaf
I can't watch it. My next meet is in Oct and my sympathy pain threshold is pretty low right now.
knowyourcompany
Good luck for it man
MiriMaf
Thank you! I'm a girl :) we lift too :D