"but mmmmoooooommmmm"
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As a telemarketer, MRW the receptionist tells me the boss is unavailable, when I just received a direct email from him.
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Who goes to Africa for a vacation, anyways?
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Thought I'd give this show a shot last night. Watched 22 episodes. Utterly addicted. (cue cow puns)
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Dog appreciation day. Lucy just woke up from a nap.
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Yep, looks like a classic case of a reptile dysfunction.
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This ad for promotional hats is full of shit.
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MFW I see the people in the same office building leaving early for the holiday, but I'm still here for the full 8 hours.
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My girlfriend just sent this to me while I was at work. She's a keeper.
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If you play CoC, this is relevant.
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I uploaded this the other day, but added some finishing touches. Finished my first watercolor painting as a tattoo apprentice.
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MFW I upvote a post in user-sub, and see it on front page the next day.
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MRW my girlfriend tells me her ex just showed up at her job drunk, and is going off on her.
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MFW I see my co-worker eating bbq in the cubicle next to me.
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If you brought a pig to New Guinea, would it be considered a Guinea pig?
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This website sells these creepy looking figurines. Every one of them is making an O-face.
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MRW any time 'Hella Good' by No Doubt comes on.
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MFW trying to talk to women when I'm drunk.
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MFW my coworker is talking shit on our boss, as he walks in the room behind him.
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The title of this, read: "Seattle doctor sent nude 'selfies', 'sexted' during surgery"
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Made you guys a new thatsmyfetish.gif
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weekend weekend weekend, BOOM! MONDAY!
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justice has been served
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Came across this site while doing business to business sales. Not sure how I feel about their marketing strategy...
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MFW my mom asked me if a panini is a breed of dog.
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Has anyone else listened to this album, or into hardcore?
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First day trying to quit smoking. MRW my girlfriend tried to calm me down because I couldn't have a morning cigarette.
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This happened today. Still can't find the culprit.
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feminist tumblr girls' reaction to anything against 'rape culture'
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MRW at a family gathering when my cousin tells us he joined the Church of Scientology and is excited to "start a new life".
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MRW I walked out of the meeting I had today with a very talented tattooer, that decided he would let me appretice under him.
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More relevant than I'd like to admit.
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MRW I hear feminists use the word 'rape culture'
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This is happening about 15 minutes from where I live.
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