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Sep 29, 2017 3:25 PM
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geeksneedlovetoo
I don't call it my morning deuce juice for nothing
railgap
No, nobody else.
GreatLordKek
If it's with cream, yes. I can only drink coffee midnight black or else I can feel my bowels twist 10 different directions.
SorDavos
Yeap. I envy people who say coffee helps them awake. I just get the shits.
silentsuspekts87
My first cup always
FuzzyNutSak
You can drink your hot bean water but I'm putting creamer in it because I love myself
RoyceBraxton
No, that only happens to old people
Brlingblank
It's still worth it every.damn.day!
MechaGandalf
Hentai anatomy 101
burritomm
Everytime man, Everytime...
TrueNorthernLights
Yup
nousernamesavailable
Coffee+sandwich w/cheese on it = BM in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
AdmiralCPD
Through the lips, past the gums, look out butthole here it comes!
yeaaadude
lifeinonepicture
E1evenChar1ie
Well, coffee is bean juice, so......
mookiedoi360
Its like someone took my photo without me knowing
Slade0001
Poop lube
kinwol33
Same goes for sugar-free gummy bears.
Scryptnotist
Not so much anymore ... What TacoCatte8 said.
tsherkin
aaaaand upvote!
RyanAstroMan
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
Routine a few years Back... Hot cup of strong and sweet coffee with a cigarette in hand on the deuce bowl....
GuestChrist
Coffee on the toilet? I gag if I have a piece of gum on my mouth when walking into a bathroom. Did you ever have a morning bagel there too?
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
No food just the coffee and cigarettes
ThatNameWasTaken
I love coffee but I hate diarrhea but I love wiping...
TruckingDave
You know, part of it seems to be the oils in the coffee (which do give flavor), but I think some of it is the grinds - poorly filtered ...
TruckingDave
coffee seems to have grinds in it (as does french press methods). With my F.P. I pour the finished coffee into an insulated SS ~32 ounce
TruckingDave
"RTIC" cup, then let it sit for about two minutes to let the grinds settle to the bottom. Then I pour carefully, and never pour the bottom
TruckingDave
remnants into the coffee mug.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
Coffee is a natural bowel stimulant.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
I drink my coffee with a shot of imodium.
Mikec311
I wish it was that fast. I forget I drank it. Drive 2 hours to work. An hour into work feel the twinge of intestinal distress. *have phobia
Mikec311
Of shitting in any bathroom other than my own* try to hold it. Lose the battle a few hours later and have to hover over a seat.
TheDovahkiin
Be smart celebrating today. Along with stimulating your bowels to empty, coffee is also a diuretic. So hail coffee, and hail hydrate.
removekarling
About 60-70% of what I drink is coffee. How am I alive
Threadnomancer
That was a long walk for an obscure reference
unknownSubscriber
Coffee does not result in a loss of fluids.
TheDovahkiin
If you drink caffeine on a regular basis, the body develops a tolerance for it. If not, then it results in a minor increase of urine ouput.
TheDovahkiin
Besides, peristalsis is the one to worry about. If you're not expecting it, it'll ruin your day.
Oh4FukSakes
On the toilet right now actually.
d0o0o0d
fenderheavy
Aren't we all though?
mookiedoi360
I'm half way
EClaire1073
No, I'm on the couch.
NotSoAwesomeGuy
I was on the toilet. Now I'm on the couch
tusig1243
It's because caffeine is a stimulant, and your digestion is controlled by smooth muscles. Ergot (latin) coffee gives you the shits
Nicodemusthefirst
Is ergot meant to be ergo?
tusig1243
Yes. God damnit. What I get for trying to quote Archer and typing too fat
Nicodemusthefirst
You did it again. Lol