Scryptnotist

56307 pts · August 12, 2015


Who farted?

I had two aneurysms and palpitations trying to understand this and I still don't. arn.

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 171

Alas, the time has come .... 

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Comments 1
Views 178

D'whuttnah?

Points 36
Comments 12
Views 1376

This just happened.

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Comments 4
Views 171

If you've seen the new Dora movie, you'll get it. If you have not... you will.

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Comments 0
Views 116

MRW it's time to organize my favorites into folders .....

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Comments 0
Views 157

Giant Bee Menaces Metropolitan Phoenix!

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Comments 2
Views 477

My Tortoise, Tortellini.

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Comments 2
Views 265

?I think I'm alone now.?

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Views 533

Anyone else on I-5 South to LA?

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Comments 9
Views 473

It's all in the eyes, kid.

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Comments 8
Views 6528

Who knew Cucumbers Were So Awesome?

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Comments 4
Views 595

Man, this is bullshit!

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Comments 14
Views 2852

The ground outside my door in Phoenix.

Points 1071
Comments 194
Views 72689

Start today with a laugh ... This one always cheers me up!

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Comments 7
Views 24297

Scrappers in Phoenix are putting suspensions to the test.

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Comments 6
Views 1675

Found this for sale on Letgo.... should be posted at all public pools.

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Comments 5
Views 495

A Small Collection of Works I've Commissioned From My 11YO Daughter.

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Comments 0
Views 192

Reporting For Duty!

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Comments 1
Views 43904

This took someone at least 7 minutes to build. At least.

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Comments 10
Views 2753

Someone made a giant penis on my mountain ...

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Comments 8
Views 2232

MRW I'm about to sit down on the toilet to poop and I fart, then sit down right in it.

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Comments 2
Views 380

The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there" Said "Californy is the place you ought to be" So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly!!

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Comments 22
Views 4201

There was a great disturbance in the force today.

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Comments 9
Views 441

When someone lubes up a spoon, you know you're in for a show ....

Points 39
Comments 13
Views 508

Father's Day Haul From The Best Kids A Dad Could Ask For.

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Comments 1
Views 669

It's always worse when your fuck-up is expensive.

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Comments 7
Views 443

♫ Afternoon Delight ♫

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Comments 0
Views 152

15,000 Galaxies .... 

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Comments 5
Views 808

"This is Rock & Roll"

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Comments 3
Views 461

Welp, it's my cake day ...

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Views 359

The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. I must cut through it from the inside. Hahahahah!

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Comments 12
Views 4372

A Tiny Friend!

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Comments 2
Views 879

"Aye, bro, weren't we cookin' something?"

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Comments 5
Views 648

I Found Him In A Parking Lot

Points 8
Comments 0
Views 90

Those Legs Are Workin' Overtime!

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Comments 25
Views 15351
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