I probably wouldn't like it either, Ellen

Oct 4, 2016 1:19 AM

TheAmazingMursenary

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Ellen likes vagina

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ellen is more of a bearded oyster type of girl.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

In the produce section, Ellen would choose the peach over the banana

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Ellen is more of a smoke and a pancake girl

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Ellen is a pink taco fan

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Ellen is more of a cat person

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SHE LIKES TO CUT PAPER

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Ellen is more of a liver, fava beans, and nice glass of Chianti kind of girl.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Ellen is more of a roast beef sandwich kind of girl.

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Ellen is more of a fish pie girl.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Hur hur hur she doesn't like penis

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ellen likes vaginas

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

omg. upvoting this post coz the comments are gold

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I'm favouriting this for the comments. One day when I'm sad I'll come back here.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ellen is an under-rated national treasure

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Ellen rocks!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ellen is more of a rainbow trout kind of woman

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ellen is a lesbian?!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ellen is a lesbian.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taco flavored kisses

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Ellen is more of a fish taco girl

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Ha !!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Anyone else like her more before being gay defined her? I obviously knew she was, but she wanted to talk more about it than being funny. 1/2

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I mean that's fine, but the show tanked when she started doing that. It was like, yeah Ellen, we know now be funny again. 2/2

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Imagine a girl taking you there for a 1st date, then taking a knife to that thing. Extended eye contact. Sawing motion.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I wanna make it extra dry for you. Like the desert.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You are so kinky!

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Ellen is more of a Cooter Salad girl.

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Ellen is more of a finger salad girl

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Ellen is more of a clam chowder kind of girl.

10 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 3

I fucking love clam chowder tho

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The bearded clam!

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Ellen is more of a taco salad girl

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 3

You. You are the only one that gets my upvote.

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Ellen is a lesbian.

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OP is a faggot.

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Are you sure? I heard she was Lebanese.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Weird I thought she was Greek. Ancestor came from the island of Lesbos

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She's Greek?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No! I never would have guessed

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Haha! Gay!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That can't be the reason, my wife wouldn't eat one of those either.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

She is? Somebody better tell her wife.

10 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 3

"I'm not gay, but my husband is."

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

She gay.

10 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 4

AF.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No shit sherlock.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

To be fair, it's what all the other comments are saying too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ellen is more of a tuna salad girl

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taco salad

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*hope solo flashbacks intensify *

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd toss her salad.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Stop it

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

For real though, I wouldn't really compare a vulva to a tuna salad.

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With extra carpet

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I heard she likes "fur-burgers".

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Fury Taco

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