AttackOfTheSpaceBat

136699 pts · October 3, 2016


Wanna hear a joke? Too bad cuz I'm not funny. I can do a terrible Steve Irwin impression and I have 12 cans of beans in my cupboard. things I'm good at: gaining friendships and intimacy seemingly to throw them away on a whim. manipulation and deceit. things I am bad at: swinging effortlessly and shirtlessly from King shit to piece of shit. Should I be heralded as an art form or it's creator? just kidding, I'm bad at art too.

I don’t usually dress up but my kids seemed so excited I was going as a football coach

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Seen a bunch of love for The Expanse. How about for the books?

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You won’t stop the Revolution, box.

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Found this in my son’s journal looking for a scrap of paper. Not gonna lie, he had me in the first half.

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Help a brother out

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Can anyone identify this bug?

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Friend of mine sent me this. I’m sending it to all my conservatives friends and probably piss some coworkers off tomorrow.

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Pictures are deceiving. Rebel is a fucking menace.

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Beach life baby!

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Ok Milwaukee, I see what you did there.

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Ok, which one of you degens we’re at ATL airport

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My two furballs are all tuckered out.

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When your phone is so bad it glitches you into the matrix

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Maggie being a good doggo

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Maggie trying to hide

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This shop in my town doesn’t mess around with the puns.

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I need help

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6 years on Imgur and my humor has not improved. So here you go, my 6th most recent favorited post is most predictably a meme dump of people funnier than I am.

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One is a sweetheart, the other is a devil sorry I’m late to the party

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Need help

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Top shelf ramen

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Mildly interesting. Sides will understand.

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Shitting is an art form

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Not sure how you did it, but I’m impressed

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Read this a few months ago and I really enjoyed it.

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Submission (and request) for book day

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ChrisFix for the win!

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Can someone explain what an SOB is?

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Witty title

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The Abhorsen Trilogy is my all time favorite

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Proud of my son

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We need more CEOs like this guy

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I hope this is original because I'm pretty proud of it

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Bathroom selfie

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Can confirm

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Saw this in our Xmas parade yesterday. Thought Imgur would appreciate it.

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Morning drive to work

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I’m applying right now

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I just hear STP's "unglued" in my head

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Alright, which one of you punks did this?

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Any clue?

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When you see a big titty goth chick

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It's my cakeday and I'm late to the party

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Anyone else getting this crap?

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Heard you guys like this sort of thing.

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Attention metal fans: you need to listen to He Is Legend.

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I often times find comments sometimes and I... Mmm...is that salt I smell?

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Mrw scrolling through usersub today

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To all the people getting bent about Chappelle's new special.

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Life lessons are best learned through experience

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When the thumbnails add up just right.

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Prick still said no to a new truck

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With all the comments I've seen about responsible parties not receiving jail time...

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