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Gas station employee
Dec 16, 2017 2:03 AM
neighborrino
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TheDiabeticHeretic
I expected the caption to say, "you can literally drive to your local gas station, douse yourself in gasoline, and light a match."
reddocs
including the fuzzy beard
YARGImapirate
As a Canadian who has been to Stratford where this thing is from I would like to apologize the rest of the people there seem less methy
PorneliusHubertII
Took me 30 whole seconds to recognize him as JB
morei2
What this shit!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On28HHw8bYw
DYLANLEE79
Yes you can, at the truck stop glory hole.
poo127001
HelaSisterOfThor
Has this person never seen Ryan Reynolds??? Or about 1 billion other dudes?
BigFatPaulee
I would prefer to go metaphorically
SometimesIUseAllOfMyCharactersAtOnceAndDontCareAboutTheConsequ
Who the fuck is this clown?
Onyxraven
Is that beiber?
GuciGucci
Really, we're still making fun of the biebs?
ImPoopingBricksRightNow
GuciGucci
YES!
bluepopsicles
like i mean before you even get to the gas station here in ga
Urgalicity
Dude is a gay bottom afraid to admit his desires, get over him
Mayokopp
I have seriously no idea who that is because he really just looks like any other dude
SexualSandwich
What a dummy. It’s human bean
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Is it weird that I don't know who this is?
OfallthestupididioticWTF
nope
Kaoss01
Has Canada apologized for this yet?
leroy666
Many, many times; to everyone who will listen!
CaldariBob
Hell no! You broke him, you bought him, America! NO BACKSIES!
Kaoss01
Good thing I'm an Aussie.
pourmacncheeseovermynakedbody
Many times. They even tried to sacrifice him to the geese.
Moxmox
he looks like a guy that's tried out men while tipsy on a camping trip
84USNGT
Hey, don’t knock those guys. We appreciate them. :)
ILoveTomHiddleston
I love when people are reaaaally into some celebs and they don't even know they exist
ILoveTomHiddleston
Haha same with me and loki
pdiddy31415
He's much worse looking than this flat chested lesbian
SofaKingSpecial
Don't you talk that way about Kate McKinnon! Oh, wait, sorry, I can't tell them apart when she's in costume.
Zacharighteous
Wow, that's a startlingly accurate description.
PrincessWasabi
It got removed, does anyone know who it was or have the picture ?
ColoradoSky
He looks like my grandma if she was half Slav/cholo
suppositoryaddict
Why even wear glasses
ThatRandomCanadian
To entice people that need glasses to just blind themselves instead.
somethingyouthinkisfunny
I asked my sis who this was and she was "idk.. Looks trashy n gankless" (wtf that means) i told jer its JB and she tried to rip my phonr out
storebrandproductmascot
Kids today have entirely too much stupid slang.
iamireland
Hey, you're officially fucking old.
c0dengo
I don't think this is news to him, hah.
ThatRandomCanadian
English is built on slang. Slang is literally slang.
Improbabilitydrive42
S/ shortened + Lang/ language = slang
leroy666
This is the beeb? Really? looks less skanky and almost like an adult.Shout out to Stratford, tho. I grew up there. Lovely city.
MorbundRotund
Canada's Judas.
CaldariBob
Wouldn't that be Ted Cruz?
MorbundRotund
I upvote incest porn. I don't know what the big problem is.
extraordinaryagility
He's such a hoser, eh?
jacblake
He looks like a guy who would vote for Roy Moore because Trump promised him tips on dating.
jacblake
Too soon?
Greymalum
I am pleased I don't know who that is.
SnapKylePop
I call BS. How do you know you should be pleased not to know who that is if you don't know who that is?
JaguarOnMtOlympusPlayingALesPaul
Jizzed In Beefy???
Lowlsqwid
For reals tho that’s Jaundice Beeffur
ihateeggs
Jeremy beiber...
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
I was looking for a comment like this so I could find out who it was. Thanks dude
IgniaEternale
Is that two different people?
AdvocateOfDevils
Jaundice Bovine!
Assfullofbread
Greymalum
I actually didn't recognize him. But I have lied before so I wouldn't trust me either.
Greymalum
Seriously, don't bother telling me. Although I expect the opposite now, a drunk thought.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
It's Justin Fuckboy Beiber
MajorPubes
It’s just Dustin Barber, he works at Circle K
ILikeCharmanderOk
That's Frederick Douglas.
DumbledoreCaIrissian
It’s Justice Beaver.
RedDeadElite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFMnShwpDKI
flamecoloredskies
Huh. No way.
spookyS
The hell happened to him, he looks less "polished" somehow
FirstThingThatCameToMind
puberty did not treat him well...
idiotn00b
I hear he got a big soft dick though, so he's got that going for him
605Scorpion
That's my prison name.
heshen35
The attraction is to the status, looks are basic but that's what women really see no matter how vague the status is
imnotyourbuddyguy
Girls don’t like boys girls like cars and money
dogsdogsdogsanddogs
Girls laugh at jokes when they’re not funny
butler12
He is just so generic looking. Nice looking, but nothing to carry on about.
heshen35
I completely agree
OverpricedCrayon
He is a person with an unoffensive face and no abnormalities. Aka basic.
27yoUGLYvirgin
If this is basic, I wish I was basic.
thedarkcanuck
"Guys go for looks, girls go for status"- The Hold Steady
heshen35
Thank you
DirtyPancake
Don’t disrespect us gas station employees. We do not claim him as one of our own.
RaynWisp
*gasp* He's been disowned!
charlietrundlethegreat
I swear I’ve seen at least 5 people like this.
Lamplord
I dont know, man. He looks exactly like my coworker.
ChucklePuss
And my sister who recently became my brother. (I'm not making fun, I'm serious.)
TheClayKnight
You can't see it, but my eyebrows danced in confusion.
ChucklePuss
To clarify: My brother (who was my sister) looks a lot like Justice Beaver.
somethingdark
I figured they were talking about the people buying gas.
NewBandNameICalledIt
*cigarettes
DumberBlonde
Newports and mango wraps. Oh, and energy drinks and snacks for his two buddies on the EBT card he ganked from his sister.
dilatedpuppers
In NJ we call them Tim
jh34ghu43gu
Looks more like a chew guy to me
Whyismyusernamealwaystaken
It's both. He smokes chew.
InternetLawyer
and chews smokes
Lots43
Well, yes, because he's usually outside the main building scaring the cheese and crackers out of the customers.
Isuckatbeingagirl
This is very true. He looks like any guy filling up his truck to go mudding
dreamweaver35
Books by thier covers
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
In Australia you go to the local Centrelink or bottlo. Probably named Shane and has a sister named Sharon. Both nicknamed Shazza.
BallsackHippo
Or any McDo employee driving a rusty honda.
Jason1846VanHouten
baconandplagues
He looks more like the dude that asks for a cigarette then gets shitty when you say you don't smoke.
BengalCat
Or the type of dude that gets pissed because it’s not a menthol..
kutzwuts
Or is menthol, dont you have nothing elss? fuck you
DemonicKat33
You joke but I actually had a bum stalk me for saying I don’t smoke before. Thought the fucker was gonna shank me!
baconandplagues
Who said I was joking
blacknsilver86
Psymon100
*cottaging
baconandeggsminustheeggs
This dude ain’t ever been muddin a day in his life.
JayEnfield
And by "filling", you mean putting in the $15.23 that he scraped out of the cupholders. "And hey man, can I get a smoke off you?"
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
You can probably go to a gas station and find people BETTER looking than this
tomyironmane
I bet this one has lots and lots of money though.
MaryNoonan1967
Very true in Canada.
Ayxrion
GET ERRR DONEE BOYSSSS LETS GO MUUUUDDDDINN'
steve77777777
please tell me mudding is a real thing
TheLittlestLebowski
Mudding is a real thing
mandadadada
It totally is a real thing
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It is, it's fun, some people don't understand it, those that have been mudding understand. Doesn't matter if you have a $500 1/4
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truck/4wheeler/buggy or $100,000+, everyone has fun, especially at trucks gone wild. 2/4
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Skunkbeard
https://youtu.be/KvVyJmDW9as
SparelyFunctional
Oh, how I dearly want to slap that cigarette out of his mouth and out fit that quad.
steve77777777
HOW IS THIS EVEN REMOTELY EXCITING
LogosCosmosAtomos
People mistake it for a thrill, when it's about the engineering and skill necessary to get through the obstacle.
notupinhurr
Or any dude looking for some heroin
KingStruggleSnuggle
Untrue! I dont look like this.
Warutteri
King-Struggle-Snuggle.... KingRape???
KingStruggleSnuggle
No, its a struggle snuggle.
Warutteri
Wanna go struggle snuggle some todlers?