SexualSandwich

94755 pts · August 25, 2017


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Looking for team mates

Points 31
Comments 11
Views 2250

Merry Christmas from Texas

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 273

10th thing I ever favorited

Points -4
Comments 9
Views 241

Sure why not

Points 19
Comments 1
Views 342

July 29th dance party

Points 13
Comments 1
Views 219

When you live with nothing but girls

Points 54
Comments 10
Views 3028

My wife drunk trying to play Batman VR.

Points 2969
Comments 227
Views 119709

My Frenchie Halo

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 255

Waking up to imgur this morning

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 289

Xmas selfie. Yup Ive been drinking. Merry Jesus day to everyone. Love yall

Points 30
Comments 2
Views 834

Ha

Points -6
Comments 1
Views 175

Trying to seduce my wife during our pandemic

Points 19
Comments 3
Views 629

Bunnies found during mowing

Points 2449
Comments 117
Views 105799

Mrw I try the Bill Cosby dating approach and my date wakes up.

Points -3
Comments 2
Views 219

My wife when asked why she refuses to swallow.

Points 22
Comments 3
Views 829

Potatoe quality of tucker sitting

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 202

Just wanna find someone who will look at me like this guy looks at his poop hoop

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 486

How loyal are you to the 29th?

Points -2
Comments 3
Views 257

Every damn time

Points 66
Comments 15
Views 2658

I spent hours and hours on this game

Points 20
Comments 11
Views 586

Well I thought the shirt was cool.

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 497

Good grief

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 279

My wife after a Brazilian wax

Points -2
Comments 4
Views 621

My submission to national puppy day

Points 24
Comments 7
Views 857

Mrw I finally flat bench 300lbs

Points 38
Comments 32
Views 1563

How it really feels to watch POV porn

Points 19
Comments 5
Views 1179

Found the replica of OP’s Mom.

Points 19
Comments 17
Views 746

Wife just sent me this from an @home store

Points 32
Comments 6
Views 2740

Wife’s reaction when we finally try butt stuff.

Points 33
Comments 26
Views 1095

Mrw my 9 yr old starts introducing me to new music

Points 36
Comments 16
Views 1708

This new lube is amazing

Points 16
Comments 8
Views 1011

Told my wife I’d like to recreate how we made the kids as my Father’s Day gift. She told me she lost that guys number years ago.

Points 35
Comments 13
Views 1443

I’ve never seen two of the same post next to each other by two different users in usersub.

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 201

Mrw imgur goes down

Points 24
Comments 8
Views 1147

Explaining to my wife why I spend so much time making gifs with other people on imgur.

Points 24
Comments 4
Views 1222

Hrw she catches me trying to get a hair out of my mouth

Points -3
Comments 0
Views 332

Mrw when I cut a big fart out in public

Points 62
Comments 3
Views 2624

If you don’t know who this is, don’t bother talking to me.

Points 11
Comments 9
Views 545

Coming home after an exhausting business trip and trying to listen to my wife talk about her week.

Points 26
Comments 3
Views 1020

Mrw I walk into my house and Sir Patrick Stewart is on my couch wearing nothing but his cerebro helmet.

Points 4
Comments 1
Views 313

Trying to teach my son manners

Points 26
Comments 10
Views 1480

Mfw my daughter has been singing “if you’re happy you and know it” for an hour straight.

Points 12
Comments 3
Views 691

How it feels after leg day

Points 15
Comments 8
Views 974

New gusher commercial 2018. Watch and enjoy the link

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 346

Wanna know how i got these scars?

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 359

Mixing the knives at home life hack

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 281

Whoopie

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 446

Accurate footage of R. Lee Ermey

Points 28
Comments 10
Views 1405

Who needs a poop knife

Points -2
Comments 3
Views 300

Not bad

Points 40
Comments 24
Views 2378

Every fucking time

Points 1
Comments 4
Views 271

Love these new gifs with sound

Points 12
Comments 5
Views 968

What type of ads are y’all pushing

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 439

Advice I give all my married buddies on how to get laid on Valentine’s Day.

Points 18
Comments 8
Views 879

Found it satisfying

Points 35
Comments 14
Views 1407

Getting a text in Hawaii today

Points 1486
Comments 58
Views 97212

Mrw amazon delivers a weird vase instead of the PS4 controller I ordered.

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 765
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