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I'm an impulse shopper, I admit it. But he was $10?!?!
Where he waits.
Ever watching.
Edit: The results: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAs8QmcZyUA
OneDayIWillFindASuitableUsername
I am tormented by your decision to fold it in half in the trolley. What are you? an animal?
cattywumpus
I bought a David Tennant cutout at a garage sale. Put him behind the laundry room door. Roomie is afraid of the basement now.
DrMcSteamy
https://33.media.tumblr.com/90e1b3893cf25f51f0a7642a0747100f/tumblr_mkcuo58xLI1s3llupo1_400.gif
Spawnity
I swear it's not mine
RIPKobeBryant
Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?
InsertCoinToPlay
Are you trying to get wifed? Cause this is how you get wifed...
BillNyesPenis
At first i thought you were crazy. Now i can see your nuts!
theshrektacularshrek
Has he ever asked: "Should we shag now or should we shag later?"
2DBeck
As a fellow impulse shopper
klar971
Where did you find this gem??
StRyder91
2002
idratherbeoutdoors
I'm pretty sure it's from Goodwill, based on the backgrounds.
klar971
I can hardly believe that, who would throw away/donate such a priceless piece.
Sarah6race
Oh behave!
Ashleyisaduck
But shit! It was 99 cents!
ISmellManFlesh
http://i1145.photobucket.com/albums/o506/TOCOH/album%202/tumblr_m1oluz9wj91qztwte.gif
TyroneLannister
Oh behaaaave!
TheRealFireFrenzy
@OP doeshevanna Humpalot?
MarcValme
Do I make you horny?
Sauroctonus
DO I baby? Yeaaah.
ifoundthegenius
I was looking for you!
Sairvous
Who else wants another Austin Powers movie? Am I rite?
weezilla
This needs all the upvotes.
allahuakbar95
Yeah Baby Yeah
Sairvous
Must HAVE ANOTHER MOVIE!! UUUGH lol
MegaDeuce
I wanted another one until we got Austin Powers 3
Sairvous
Thats why we need another one. We one to make up for 3. It was an ok sequel but 2 will always be my favorite.
icantgotoprisonroytheyllrapetheflipoutofme
IMHO Goldmember was funnier and more quotable than the other two combined. The 'mole' scene alone still has me in stitches.
MegaDeuce
I've heard other people say this, but for me it was 100% goofy and I can't love it. A comedy needs serious moments to move the story.
eddysamson
Isn't it the one with the whole preparation H joke?
twinkletwinkletwinkle
What's on your wall?
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
getting a pacific islander vibe from the bathroom
spockgiirl
They are hand carved wooden spoons from Honduras. I won them in a charity auction for $5 each. :)
hsrew
Yay Honduras. +1
twinkletwinkletwinkle
Very cool!!
MattDerKomponist
And you think you won't forget about it and scare yourself before he comes home...ha ha ha
AlohomoraButterbeer
Honestly, who throws a poo?!
wessyfbaby
Yeah baby YEAH!
Purlty
"Anybody seen my mojo?"
TheSkeletonWar
Oh behave!
chocolet
Shagadellic ;)
Introspective
Do I make you horny baby?
ButtholeIceCreamParlor
Yeah, Randy
Narwhalican
I can hear him
averysocialzombie
Yes.
TheCornyCornet
Thought you bent the cardboard in half in the first pic
HardcoreSoftcore
That's how they usually come, unfold, flex out standy triangle.
jmoneyawyeah
I STILL THINK THAT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED
MMAgCh
BAH GAWD, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!
MyHappyLittleTrees
she did, you can see the crease in the other photos
HardcoreSoftcore
That's how they usually come, unfold, flex out standy triangle.
SgtEziosRequiem
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!
bobwehadababyeetsaboy
Whoo-ee boy... WHAT DID YOU EAT??
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Tinycuddlefish
*shoe
Wag33z
Cupcake*
Toadstrudel
This.
paigekooks
Why isn't this top comment?!
sweepingzero
Probably my favorite scene in all the movies. Gets me every time.
IndisputableFact
I had a very delayed laugh and scrolled back to thank you.
ripleyrat83
We say this to our baby when she's pooing loudly :)
PainItForward
How bout a courtesy flush?
butchqueen
Honestly, who throws a shoe
whothrowsacupcakehonestly
I am sort of relevant
MotherCoconuts
This will never not make me laugh.
DoctorJungyBrongen
I had a cardboard cutout of my friend from high school that we called Flat Carl and he scared me almost every night when I went in my room.
Judeska
Whos and whistles
ChangedMyName
My friend had a large than life size cutout of him. Scared me on a few occasions
tlazolteotl
how does one acquire a cutout of themselves?
Threecatsoftheapocalypse
Yep. I had a Stone Cold Steve Austin in my garage. Scared the shit out of me on several occasions.
HotMagentaDuckFace
Is it creepier having a cutout of someone you know or a celebrity crush? Thoughts?
ArcanistMMXIV
only if you put a dildo on the crotch
NotDeadYet
Yes.
pdp1
And one night, real Carl was waiting in your room... waiting...
AwesomeTeddybear
Masturbating
chrisisnothappy
Groovy baby
RowRowFightThePowa
You gotta do the accent tho. It's bæbæee
radioFREEmadras
I want to ask OP if she is Robin Swallows, nee Spitz.
ThatFloridaMan
I played a drinking game where we did shots every time Austin Powers said groovy. I didn't make it thru the movie & passed out on the stairs
uhhhphrasing
It's a man, maaaannnnnn!
PeeteePete
Shall we shag now or shag later?
ThisMeansALot
Do I make you randy?
EdumamacationUSay
should we shag now or shag later?
Muttons1337
Sex? Yes please!
SgtEziosRequiem
No, I can't darling, you're too drunk.
bigmee
I see you're about to care the shit out of your boyfriend. I also like to live dangerously.
A911owner
My reading of this was that the cutout was "The Boyfriend"...am I wrong? It's late and now I'm not sure...
lovelake
I, too, care the shit out of my husband.
Josiahkf
I too, care that much but I don't usually get involved in their intestinal movements.
lovelake
I don't stand by and watch, if you think that, but I contribute to said movements :D dude that all sounds so wrong
GilaMonsieur
didn't get this little interchange until the last comment. it is mildly endearing.
AndTheresNoPunchLine
Thought you had wooden dicks on your bathroom wall at first...
beggingyourmajestyspardon
I just thought it was a fetish at first. Impulse buyer. Bf has been gone.
ZaeMillion
Well, if you're brave enough . . .
intooblv
"And this is where I keep various souvenirs from my extensive world travels. Over the toilet."
ihaveacrushonthementalist
I was surprised no one else mentioned the wooden dicks!!
rectalprolapse
omg grow up. Those are clearly just... something...
nobodytooimportant
"It has a long shaft complete with..."
nobodytooimportant
Really? No citizen will do their duty and finish the quote?
rectalprolapse
WOODY
iamthisguy247
"Allow myself to introduce....myself"
thekevinshow
My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah.
Tinycuddlefish
My name is number 2. This is my Italian confidential secretary, Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fachina.
thekevinshow
...come again?
Tinycuddlefish
Alotta Fachina.