My window this morning in central Illinois
Autumn got me like
Local theater is playing Back to the Future II
MRW I ask my GF for a back massage and she says "no but I'll massage your dick with my vagina"
Vladimir Putin riding a bear. Just prior to this, the bear attacked a journalist, bit his leg and drew blood.
When your weed dealer shows up 2 hrs early and you aren't finished with your mariachi show
I feel like my corgi makes a good doge face