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Feb 5, 2021 8:07 PM
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Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
amoyamoyamoya
What’s her shoe size tho’?
BrazilianThunderPanda
ZombieDK
Ah fuck you beat me to it
LespritDeLescalier22
I totally wish they had made an alternate trailer where she hit her head. At the big reveal.
lbargomancer
As low as she's bent over, I think she might have had her ear to the door, listening for you to turn the key to surprise you, 1/2
lbargomancer
So i think it's more likely that she'd topple forward through the doorway, and you'd wind up with your hands/face full of giantess tiddy.
LespritDeLescalier22
HipIronicUsername
brobot
Ahh Lady Dimichestu~<3
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
There's nothing diminu about that chestu
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
TheEvenPrez
firefightingblackguy
dichotomousdragon
There it is
firefightingblackguy
ILovePolarBears
PerpetuityPhoto
BONK go to... doorframe jail?
geraltofriva
ExoCyberBit
asplenium
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
I am.
BYERE
Always am. What's your point?
WyldeFishPop
Man we all be simpin
Dormninja
Happiness is hard to come by, might as well grab it where you find it, right?
missojennie
TheDyingLives
TurboSloth112
MINIMVM
Dunes8
Nathanyel
Never heard of this brand, Trist.
OneHundredPercentIce
UwU
TheHiddnOne
FourLegsGood
Korea should just legalise porn. This is ridiculous.
PerpetuityPhoto
Also y'all gonna have a rude awakening if it turns out that, in RE's new style, you get poon-vored... and there's teeth. In first person. XD
LoopStricken
I'm okay with this.
Dagordae
It’s Resident Evil. By the final boss, there’s something like a 70% chance she’ll turn into a giant bitey vagina. With dicks. Spiky dicks.
ThisOldCPU
Spiky dicks with titties though...
PragmaticPrimate
why did I understand that sentence....
sophiadalke
Mmmm vagina dentata ?
Nykidemus
it means no worries, for the rest of your daaaaaaays
jethroismaxbaer5772
SilentZed
That is amazing? Source?
jethroismaxbaer5772
https://youtu.be/n2yxlUtr_Eo
kaliedoscopicfrenzy
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CheshireCad
That's why she wears the wide-brimmed hat, even indoors. Gives her advance warning if she forgets.
OvergrownDwarf
DurendaI
After the Amnesia series, running away from eldritch abominations through Prussian castles is my specialty.
SilentZed
Yes, but the twist in this game is...do you *really* want to run away? And that's where the tension comes from. Quite ingenious!
DurendaI
I bet they all smell terrible, being walking corpses and eating raw humans and all.
itsthesneak
Ah a man of culture
Erotes
https://imgur.com/KPX4VtP.gifv
Zuegma197777
CrimsonSpirit
https://twitter.com/neone_1/status/1357356596888625158 here is the source <3
UsuallyARabbit
So what you're saying is that doorways are her natural enemy?
thea1997
She’s like an enderman from Minecraft. Just stand under there and she can’t hit you
NomDeImguerre
Kinda like Professor Xavier and stairs.
deathandtaxes1
Or regular people with the ability to use their legs and stairs.
SodomySnake
Or stairs and stairs. Damn stairs! They ruined Stairland!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Like most AI driven NPC's!
zerogenix
doorways are the natural enemy of everyone in video games, you could near godlike and be fuckin stopped cold by a door
ThatPug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKr5ormU5zg
LupusLilium
I had an automatic door close on me the other day while playing a game. Got backed up against it while trying to kill an enemy and stuck.
AmbroseGudmaker
I'm only 2m, doorways *can* be problematic. 3m and I can definitely see them being arch enemies.
SnakuPlisskin
Badum tss!
AmbroseGudmaker
Thank you. I'm here all week.
thedudeman519
Nice
Dragonfury5
Someone translate this to freedom units please?
YourgoodoldfriendLuci
2 meters.
LupusLilium
.4 and .6 rods.
Dagordae
6 foot tall=doors occasionally a problem. 9 foot tall=doors occasionally NOT a problem.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
2m is 6'6, not 6'
AmbroseGudmaker
I rounded up. Admittedly much closer to 6'6 than 6' though lol.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
He's only 236.22 barleycorns in height, or 1.09 fathoms
TetsuoooKanedaaaTetsuoooKanedaaa
This is already in freedom units, perhaps you're referring to "freedom to shoot up schools" units?
Dragonfury5
Referring to small boulder, flamingo, and washing machine units
Corbenic
Oh oh, do avacado toast slices next.
Number1Sir
GingerLaird
I don't get why she didn't have the house built with her proportions in mind.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
You presume that she had the castle built, and didn't inherit it
GingerLaird
I did look up info on her. She did inherit it.
LoopStricken
I assume you're American.
Zaranthan
I mean, she's a vampire. She could've been the one who designed the castle 600 years ago.
GingerLaird
I am; but still, She's 2.9 meters tall, a vampire, and clearly has a ton of money. She has the means to modify the castle to fit her needs.
RackhamTheRed
You've never had to deal with the office of preservation... Not even 2,9m tall big titty vampires fuck with them
LoopStricken
Maybe the werewolves ate the contractors.
Dagordae
When was the castle built? What sort of skilled labor pool is there in evil village land? Also, not a vampire. It’s RE, so mutant. Probably
Dagordae
Hasn’t been 9ft for more than a few years, retrofitting a castle would take decades with access to proper laborers. Rushing it would be ill
Dagordae
Advised, assuming you want your castle to stay standing.
Miyamotofan
I find it amazing that there are three hot blonde sisters and no one seems interested
LoopStricken
I am very interested, but overshadowed and outvoted.
BigTittyJesus
pluto408
VitaminJay
"My Waifu's a... Sturdy girl." --Dog from Black Jeopardy.
ThisOldCPU
2.9m or 9'6" with the heels...
WeAreJustDustInTheWind
heels are probably 5-6"
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
"How big is she?" *from a dark corner of the office, two eyes glare into the camera "With or without heels and hat?"
Andreas99100
I still wanna get killed by the witches first for a different reason
Chronozon937
One of them kills you with burrowing flies. Might want to hold off on that.
Andreas99100
I still got my spesific reason, mate. Besides Marguerite in REVII does the same thing
Chronozon937
Not gonna judge your journey but
TheGriffin
Step on Me!
shiftdi3s3l
Imagine the ass...good lord...oh...oh lord....
4vie
the truest dump-truck ass.
DarthKira
I have finally found my perfect cosplay!!
Braytac
Wait hold up. How tall are you you?
eadanke
Maybe they plan on cosplaying her bending over with someone else in the back end like one of those horse costumes.
DarthKira
6'4 and i own some wicked heels
Braytac
In that case goodluck. If you could tell me where to start sneaking around once you are done so i can get caught that would be apriciated
ThisOldCPU
hornyjail.gif
thefreak013
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Did this change for anyone else to Leo Decaprio in Django?
HarrisonWellsC139
cheeseguy3412
It takes a lot of hat to hide the super crown under there. Just wait till she takes it off.
kephirah
Oh god I need to watch LotR with this level of quality
TheNaykid
Its being re released in IMAX tomorrow.
frankthetankftw
sassysausages
More like break out the lotion
John20012
Craigpd
TheMouseOfMadness
and in the greatest of weird chains of events, r/anime_titties/ is about politics
thefreak013
kailord
GJ Club?
Craigpd
D-frag
kailord
You know, I nearly said that, but brain fart - couldn't remember the name. Arigatou