Come through Martyn!!
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We had an especially rude tomato in lunch yesterday
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Our new greeting on every family call
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MRW I use my ex's t-shirt as a clothing donation for a free drink at my favorite speakeasy styled bar
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MRW a nurse tells me that what I think is a cold, might be bronchitis...
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This post is bananas!
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My BF's reaction when I told him that, since he is trying to quit smoking, I will suck his dick when he wants a cigarette instead
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MRW I look down my shirt after coughing into it only to find a stream of yellow-green goo stuck to the inside.
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Never realized how many fucks Luigi gave
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Serotonin for my monkey brain
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MRW I'm talking to my coworkers about Santacon and my boss asks if I remember seeing him
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So I gave in and ordered a 3D printed holder for my PSP...
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MRW when the FtM trans guy I went on a date with has a thicker beard and more chest hair than me.
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MRW I'm a still bit drunk, just finished breakfast leftovers and am supposed to clean my place...
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So I moved in with my boyfriend on Thanksgiving last year... and gained twenty pounds
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MRW I get mozzarella sticks and they give me shrimp cocktail sauce
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Because I felt we needed an albino one... for... reasons
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Since my partner is going away for a few days, I've decided to take up some new hobbies!
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I see your velothiraptor and your tyranothorus, and raise you a velocidapper
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BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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MRW I try to relax and every possible thought flows through my mind
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Dirty whores
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I don't know what you people want, so here's some sexy corn humping
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MRW my best friend FINALLY dumps that douchebag
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Yet another story
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MRW, as a gay man, I hear a straight guy say, "I'm not gay, but..."
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Getting out of bed this morning after leg day yesterday and after my SO wanted to get plowed last night... and this morning
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If it fits I sits
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MFW I realize my SO's and my name make up the portmanteau Jabert (OC)
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Wiggly peacock
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Wow... so it finally happened. The dream is dead.
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Yes... yes they do
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Me after I deleted a post I worked really hard on...
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heh
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MRW I'm drunk, in a penguin costume, trying to get up the stairs
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MRW when I get called a slut
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MFW I'm riding my boyfriend after a week long vacation he couldn't go on.
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No Tina!
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Don't mind me... just wanted to make this...
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MFW I'm leaving early for the day, but before I punch out, I'm pooping on the clock
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Don't mind me... I just wanted to make this.
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Pancakes!!
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MRW I hear that John Legend song All of Me at work
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Don't mind me... just wanted to make this...
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He went to Jared
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Just leaving this here. Don't mind me. I needed to make it.
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Don't mind me... just wanted to make this...
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Walking up to the club all sexy, going up to the bouncer and then...
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Don't mind me... just wanted to make this...
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MRW when I'm about to play Mario Kart with my friends...
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Right... you keep telling yourself that...
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Fine Mom... DON'T calm your tits
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MRW a newly out guy named David needs me to explain gay sex
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Don't mind me... just wanted to make this...
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MRW I want to go out and my friend is taking too long getting dressed
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No Mom... that's NOT how we make tortillas... goddamit...
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