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"Castle Toppers" from a kids building block set
Yeah, right.
Apr 5, 2017 1:20 PM
YoMisterE
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Yeah, right.
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
Is this a real thing, or were we just tricked into looking at OP's buttplugs?
jackiFoodQueen
Bought this exact set for my daughter and never realized this. Hilarious.
alysdair
After my son got these bristle blocks for Christmas I have thought of posting this exact post but...you know. I tip my hat to you, good sir.
Funfuhrer
One too many
TaintedTruffle
so um.. i need deets on this set.. for science
SteveTypeRs
Maybe... The yellow one's a bit if a stretch...
Neirien
katolu
Holy crap, Bristle Blocks!
TheHawkRules
You get to save money and buy toys for both you and your kids!
lifeisadadjoke
I know a certain set of building blocks that's sleeping with mommy tonight...
YoMisterE
Nice!
THRILLHOUSE69
I feel like without more of a wide base at the bottom, there's a danger of it getting stuck
CatsIsTheAnswer
That's what the rest of the building blocks are for
Dunes8
Another example of questionable, unintentionally suggestive design:
YoMisterE
cyno01
Those are only questionable and suggestive if youre aware of the existence of dragon dildos.
Vesarret
Come on, we all are.
cyno01
I mean yeah, but were internet people. Im talkin about the normies.
AlekTheJoker
Mattel's top selling item
YoMisterE
Or 'bottom' selling item... Whichever.
twfeline
And the great thing about kids is that you just know that a few of them will use these for just that purpose.
KStudios
I want you to tell that to the doctor with a straight face when you come in there cause one of them is stuck in your bum...
WrecklessHype
Anything's a castle topper if you're brave enough
TheBengalKatLady
Dammit I thought of that too Imgur has ruined me
msa011
Ah, the ol' switch-a-roo
Beelsebooob
Especially that stickle brick.
BananaForScaIe
It's CALLED a rectal brushalizer. Geeze, you don't brushalize your dirt canal???
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
toofoom
Subversion of expectations!!!
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
That was unexpected
ENCHANTMEN
sawthatgoingdifferentlyinmyhead.gif
cousteau
Oh my god, the rectangular pieces of plastic with many spikes on them! Those were awesome.
YoMisterE
It's all part of that set.
lasthurrah
Guess it could have double uses
YoMisterE
1 in the stink....
Tk842
The tags make this.
YoMisterE
I appreciate that! I feel like no one even reads tags anymore...
TheStorytellerComic
Good parents are experts on child rearing.
IWasInThePool
"Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!" https://youtu.be/xuOqQYNBf-o
JNied
FluffyPuddles
SupaCabra
i think given the topic we should avoid a child's rear right now
tooomanysteves
LIterally LOL'd.
GrellDarling
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ZFPainuser
I'm fucking dying xD
TheStorytellerComic
Insert Lenny face*
YonastySauce
This ought to be comment of the day
TheStorytellerComic
Why, thank you :)
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
This doesn't deserve to be second place to just another "If you're brave enough" joke.
TheStorytellerComic
Thanks, mate.
MrPornProfessional
Badum tss!
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
I was going to say "rim shot" but it sounds inappropriate in this context!
TheStorytellerComic
You should have!
MrPornProfessional
It's implied
MechaNinja
http://www.instantrimshot.com
butzlightbeer
What brand? My son needs a nice castle building set. And my wife and I need a new set of buttplugs.
AlekTheJoker
Asking for a friend...
Flexster74
No beating around the bush with you.
MetaSomma
Beating around something else, however...
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
I'm going to start ending phone calls with "And my wife and I need a new set of buttplugs."
MetaSomma
YoMisterE
What happened to your old set?
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
What's wrong with having two sets for more variety?
butzlightbeer
We have some, but none that are shaped like that.
Wintermute1v1
Hand me down's to the kids.
IridescentPearlescentIncandescent
Please don't insert anything that doesn't have a wide, flared base.
xXShadowWarriorXx
so no to this cactus then?
Mack1986
Only if it's potted
butzlightbeer
Sounds like the voice of experience.
IridescentPearlescentIncandescent
Voice of general knowledge.
Temptedweeds
My first time and I didn't know better
LCPLunderground
Dammi! I was going to make this same comment.
YourEx
was like " lol thats subtle..... nvm"
YoMisterE
From Target:
AnOrangePegasus
"Adventurous"
YoMisterE
*Target sells out in 24 hours: "Wow! All these people just came in to buy Stackadoos!"
MetaSomma
Maybe they're the rejects from target's butt plug factory
cousteau
Yeah that photo on the box is doing absolutely nothing against these looking like butt plugs
FrancoUnAmerican
STAKADOOR rofl ...
roguechikken
Stackadoos
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
I think that's an s, not an r.
FrancoUnAmerican
Awwww it would've been perfect.
Jenkinsjimbo
Stakadoor in my backadoor
MrAsianGuy90
This buy wins the internet today
YoMisterE
Butt plug starter set, by Mattel.
Lezbedevious
And did try?
Shot0ut
crashmcleroy
No double dipping!
GreenPoops
Fun for the whole family
YoMisterE
*hole
ZandaTheBigBluePanda
don't know about the third one as a starter though :P
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
You work your way up
dooremouse
Just the third one?!
ZandaTheBigBluePanda
eh... second one isn't to bad and the first one is ez town. just has a flared base.
distractedFreek
If that's the way it's supposed to go in
ZandaTheBigBluePanda
that would be stupidly easy to get lost if one was designed to go in that way.