MRW I see the Grand Marshall of the Rose Parade
If she thinks that's me she's under a complete misapprehension!
I was in the pool!
In Memoriam: 2016 (Part II)
Comparing the 2016 and 2020 election forecasts , same day four years apart
Team Newman
Team Newman
When my 12 y.o. nephew asks me if I know what memes are
MRW I want to celebrate my cake day but I haven't finished my Christmas shopping yet
MRW my lying ex suddenly texts me after learning I got a great new, high-paying job
Team Schumann
The Hollywood Exec and the Hand Transplant That Changed His Life
Who's in? We can carpool, I've got jerky and a book of roadside attractions we can check out on the way.
"Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain't something you can find just around the corner."
Who Said It, Part II: Donald Trump or Pierce Hawthorne?
Team Cumin
I hope they serve Pepsi and Ring Dings.
50 years later, Kathrine Switzer is running the Boston Marathon again.
This album is dedicated...
MRW when @mistersavage gets almost as many points in one day as I have in over a year
ET Comes Home
This is not an Onion headline
MRW when @DoctorHookEm says he'll make a detailed post tomorrow about his night with a porn star
RIP Gordie Howe
MRW I don't get as many upvotes as I thought I would
Which one of us is truly "disabled"?
MRW they find a knife buried at the house where my ex wife was stabbed to death
Update on Glenn Ford, the man wrongly put on death row
MRW I'm Katie Ledecky and win the 800m freestyle by 11 seconds
Tagger vandalizes veterans memorial
In Memoriam: 2016
Think I'll catch up on that Sunday paper I didn't finish...oh :(
Hillary likes to say that Bernie's ideas won't fly in America, and only she can get things done
They play so fine don't you agree?
Good grief
MRW I look out the window tonight
It's my Cake Day and my friend made a suggestion
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy
Exonerated death row inmate meets his prosecutor
Hungry sea lion pups are showing up on San Francisco streets
"I told you to never go against the family..."
Thank you for flying with Initech
Chicago Cubs: 2016 World Series champions
MRW my friend asks me what my imgur username should be
The $35,000 parking space
Marriage equality in the U.S.
UC Davis Pepper Spray rebuttal
Update: Freed inmate Glenn Ford dies of lung cancer
Seismologist live tweets premier of "San Andreas"
Kobe Bryant will retire at end of season
"Safe space"
I heard today's date was significant in movie lore
2016, show me what you got.
When you see it...
It's my cake day. Cheers!
Bill Lumbergh
U of Missouri protesters turn their ire on reporters