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Dec 27, 2013 5:01 AM
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goatees
THIS IS NOT A BALM FOR OUR ACHE
mustbeyoghurtorsomthing
Now new zealand will be known more than hobbit land. unsatifying safe opening. Ohh well lets get pissed once were warriors style
GnrGruntfuttock
Waikato! Tui! Speights! You beautiful bastard. *sniff*
chairmanwow
10/10 Singaporean beer
bw0p
Tui? Are you in eNZed?
cadf
I'm okay with this.
curiouscatlearns
this makes me feel a little better
avatarthelastfeelsbender
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'RE FROM NEW ZEALAND LETS GO DO SHIT TOGETHER FUCK YEAH!
CoriNighswander75
A wine cellar? The one in amnesia didn't go so well.
vikingspwn
Speights and Tui! The beers that fix E'RRYTHING!
dontheyounger
I'm under 21, throw in some Nutella and we can call the safe a success.
kallan0100
The safe's in NZ, legal drinking age here is 18. Join us!
buttonmash
Brb moving to nz
MissfitScream
If only this had been in there.
jeaniezeenie
Tiger and Tui? Wow. =)
jeaniezeenie
Love Tuis btw. Fav beer (even though i was in Canterbury).
OyWithThePoodlesAlready
Tui?? Is OP a fellow kiwi?!
thisismyusernameanddontyouforgetit
Safe party?
TempestChaserZ
I agree. Imgur Safe Party.
PortalNZ
SAFE PARTY? OH YISSSS
avspook
+1 for Kiwi Tui & Sing Tiger & is That Waikato?
DuneMafia
Really? Tui and Tiger are only just ok, Waikato is utter piss.
KiwiInStraya
Oooh good eye spotting the sneaky Waikato!
POOTERS
Tiger beer is shit!
SpeakingAsTheDevilsAdvocate
Not having eaten shit, I imagine Tiger is slightly worse
welcomestranger
Further context for the grand opening: /a/ELiFe
TheJealousCactus
That is very depressing
Psylo
Thanks, couldn't find it.
jaysong
THEY OPENED IT?!
welcomestranger
They did, and everyone was very, very disappointed...
jaysong
Haha, Yea not what OI had hoped, but still, we opened it!
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
This is acceptable.
bentwrenches
Not one bottle of Scotch = unacceptable.
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Not really, if he doesn't enjoy it he doesn't need to keep it on hand. Plus it means more in the world for me.
bentwrenches
Good point. I think I'll go have some right now!
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
I'll drink to that.
bentwrenches
Finally got home/ settled in. Tipping back a Macallan 12 over whisky rocks. Slainte'
GAM3R187
Did you bring enough for everybody?
AuntieMeat
Okay, New Zealand beer & vodka may just help. Who am I kidding, I'll get pissed and the weep into my glass about what might've been.
ItFeelsLikeSomeoneWithAFeverIsYellingAtMyPants
Fill it to the brim, reseal the safe door, and move out so someone else can find it and then post about it with SATISFYING RESULTS.
darklydreamingpanda
http://img.pandawhale.com/23683-Ashton-Kutcher-burn-gif-95QB.gif
emjei
1. Unfortunately most beers don't age and go bad in 3-6 months. I looked up Tiger and shelf life is 1 year max. Also, if you age beer it
GifMasterFleX
I salute this!
emjei
2. has to be strictly temperature controlled to make sure the taste and carbonation aren't ruined.
BurntRamen
Sometimes, I had a bottle of limited anniversary edition Full Sail porter. I tried to save it, it sat on my shelf for nearly 2 years. 1/2
emjei
Full Sail is an already barrel-aged brew, so it will naturally keep longer under fluctuating conditions than the majority of beers.
BurntRamen
One day I just decided to drink it and it tasted amazing, flavorful & very smooth. My place goes through some crazy temp fluctuations.
ItFeelsLikeSomeoneWithAFeverIsYellingAtMyPants
True, but this is why you fill it with blackjack and hookers.
Iittleshit
Hookers tend to go bad after a few years too
kephirah
...I think beer would last longer than hookers...
ShadowXII
Waikato Draught and Tui? ... you're in New Zealand!
mustbeyoghurtorsomthing
Thats what i was thinking or australia
splishsplashsploosh
Is prohibition coming back?
SuperbBackhand
Well this is just weird. You break open a safe and put bunch of stuff in it. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING THINGS OUT. I CAN'T FORGIVE YOU!
AKoreanGuy
I like to believe that this is the real opening and they found a bunch of booze in the safe. Yea, I'm still in denial... *sob*
odraencoded
"One can't take out what was never put in"
doobietuesday
Plot twist: OP abandons safe, safe is rediscovered ten years from now, new mystery ensues (sans heartbreaking ending)
SuperbBackhand
Another plot twist: Fire burns down the house after they find the safe for no reason whatsoever. Future imgur is devastated. Full circle.
drharris87
Only 1 box of Speights?!?!?!
headphonebaby
As a Dunedinite, and an associate of the great great grandchildren of James Speight, I share your state of astonishment.
Toastfrog
And I cant believe people are calling it Waikato! like are you serious, how can Kiwis not know what speights is..
Toastfrog
OKay I see the actual waikato.. im the idiot .. of course haha.
noneanymore
This helps a little bit.... I'M STILL HURT THOUGH
FunkyPenguin
Can you post a link to the original result? I cannot find it.
ajizzle
that is what the liquor is for
zavalava
Drink away your pain like a man
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
Show me on the doll where he hurt you.
SerialKillerJim
*sniff* right here *points to heart*
Lastdarkninja
IN SOVIET RUSSIA SAFE OPEN YOU UP FOR YOYR FEELINGS AND HELP YOU GAIN VALUABLE LIFE LESSONS TO STORE INSIDE YOUR HEART
OhhCanada
No need to be upset.
StinkFist893
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Tough love, baby.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
im hurt by the alarming lack of Jameson whiskey
wingnightwednesday
so much hurt locker
icantwaitforthepresent
Holy shit the safe is from new zealand!
headphonebaby
KIWI!!! Calling it!
ianshizzle
yes
NZWhovian
I always upvote New Zealand - and if you want to give me your address guys, I'll pop over and upvote a beer with you
diggitydoodah
A fellow Kiwi Whovian & Imgurite? Oh you I must upvote! :)
Scozetti
Exactly what I was thinking! Upvotes!
elijah620
I knew I'd find you commenting on here :) How are you, sir?
NZWhovian
I'm good mate, how bout yourself?
elijah620
Doin' well. You're married, right? How's the missus?
NZWhovian
Not any more - haven't been for a few months - but she was fine last time I checked lol
elijah620
I'm sorry to hear that man. My Aunt and Uncle just split up and this is the first Christmas without her. Speaking of,how was your Christmas?
calmchowder
IS THE SAFE IN NEW ZEALAND?! let be friends! I'm a great friend, I promise.
nation543
I'd be wary of that Orange noose
castlecrasher8490
I too have a stash of booze from Christmas. Partay?
TitsHooligan
HOLY SHITBALLS I can't believe it. Invite me over bro, I'll help you with those tui's.
FisterMantastic
For me it was the Jim Beams bourbon and cola that made me think this. DAMNIT SEND ME SOME JIM BEAM OR WOODIES TO CANADA!
babygorillapunch
Yeah the Tui made me do a double take! New Years party in the vault??? BoP!!
mouldybanana
Wooooo new zealand rules the world!
FutureCrazyDogLady
I'll be friends too, I went to high school in Nelson (:
Ryknel
By our powers combined we are, Captain Kiwi!
nikoline
Can i visit your safe when I come to NZ in february? (:
BloodDonor
Hello from Invercargill :D
BigJaseNZ
None of those beers are worth to be so close to SPEIGHTS!
Kaliff
calm your chowder!
MightyMightyMoose
Spose it does make sense, he does have NZL in his username.
TheManInBlack
Obligatory "I'm a New Zealander" comment
GarthHavarian
I miss Tui. It isn't even that great, but reminds of good adventures with good people in NZ
Ijustwannakissyourlipstheonesbetweenyourhips
NEW ZEALAND PARTY, COME ON WAIKATO!
WhothefucksaidIhavetobenice
New Zealand woooo!!! Invite please?
hebechild
As a kiwi. We really do get excited about the smallest things.
shovethis
Auckland yay!!!!!!!!!!
chris19933
I had no idea this was in New Zealand! any Dunedin imgurians??
tuxedos
Mannnn I'm so jealous. I wish I lived in NZ. :(
tigereagledragon
Assume the Tiger was on special. The crate of Waikato suggests this is in the NI - but where can one have a safe in their pad? NZ represent!
vikingspwn
Me too!! I LOVE Speights!
kallan0100
Aww yiss, NZers on imgur +1
SuddenlySeymour
it was an ex-gang pad in West Auckland, iirc. Mongrel Mob, perhaps?
kallan0100
Ahh, that's very possible.
TeamToaster4lyf
Confirmed. OP is from NZ (from reddit: http://i.imgur.com/4BkMMA5)
NekoMiko06
TIL OP does Crack
TrojanMeister
I'm Aussie but I've been too and love NZ and I love Tui! Can I come!!!!
MrToboThe1stV2
Party at my house? :3
greyscale
I'm in Auckland...
tigereagledragon
P.S. I pick the Tron
SterlingMaloryDangerZoneArcher
Hamilton imgur party, woooooooooooooo
OhGoshMyUsernameReallySucks
I second a Hamilton Imgur party!
GeneFirecloth
Tron represent, nice work!
TecktonikMuffin
Omg, I feel so, like, proud..? o:
NewZealandspokesbro
I think we're all here guys!
MarvelousShiggyDiggy
Am I too late to join the party?
ragsntatters
imgur safe party!!
seventyyearoldharrisonfordinjuredonset
Fellow kiwi, yes, I was like: Eww Tui...
Scozetti
We should somehow all be NZ imgur friends. I need more friends.
RamboNZ
Friends!
fingerless
Raglan friend here
MightyMightyMoose
Friendos! Top of the South FTW
kittytard
YES
Scozetti
Yay!
nefariousislander
Christchurch, Quake City ya'll
Scozetti
Yuss me too!
Scozetti
Yuss me too!
angelajaine
I'll be your friend! As long as you don't hate me for being an Aucklander...
Scozetti
I don't! I'm in Christchurch though.
Sasht
*Really quiet booing from 'Naki*
Loubearrr
Haha first rule of living in Auckland, don't tell other kiwis you are from Auckland. My Canadian ex was so confused by this.
kallan0100
I live in the BOP, where are you at?
kiwiloser
BOP here too!
kallan0100
!!! Where in BOP? Te Puke/Maketu here!
kiwiloser
I'm in Tauranga :)
Scozetti
I'm in Christchurch. hmm.
kiwiloser
I'm half in christchurch :P My dad lives down there.
nefariousislander
Holy shit this bar is in new zealand? New Years Eve at your house OP!
Sasht
UPVOTES FOR ALL THE NEW ZEALANDERS
515XIX
Could be Australian, since we shift a fair bit of Tui at my place of employment.
kiwiloser
Does Aussie have Waikato though? Cos there was a crate of that in there, and it's a NZ beer :)
snigmac
The new zealand imgur party train has started, lets all meet up after new years.
lastfire
Stab him in the back when he isn't looking!
rubymaree
YEEAH Wellington!!
Hellofromnz
I too am in NZ! Auckland to be exact. PM me!
Stupidspacebar
Canadian here! I want Kiwi friends!! Can I have one too? :D
misspinata
OP'S A KIWI. IM A KIWI. LETS DO THIS.
pepperoni90
Party time!!! Lets party in the safe!! What city are you in??
Hellofromnz
I'm central Auckland
calmchowder
I'm south of Auckland, dunno where the safe is
mustbeyoghurtorsomthing
Im west auckland.
Loubearrr
Woo Aucklanders!
ConorAndras
Yassssss, NZ represent
mustbeyoghurtorsomthing
Omg are we all kiwis in this link?
TheRealGoldilocks
Yuss!
Sasht
Oh god we are.
nefariousislander
yes
RightArmRubbish
yes, as it should be haha
mustbeyoghurtorsomthing
Should i be this proud? Haha
fingerless
same! seeing Tui beer i was like wuuuuuuuuut.
RebelJane
Its seeing the Speights that got me!
manwithpants
Couuuuld be aussie too
fingerless
not with Tui and Speights. definitely NZ
Aotearoa
Baha dreeeeeeamin maaaate
Olbenji
is this Tui beer brewed in NZ?
fingerless
it is. not tooheys, the australian one which is pronounced almost the same but TUI is brewed in NZ.
Sasht
Yes. It has to be.
MightyMightyMoose
Same, I was like 'hang on a second, no one in NZ has anything valuable enough to need a safe'
RebelJane
Well I mean, I know a lot of people who can consider beer valuable…judging the fact its Tui and Tiger though -.-
kittytard
Well, it was empty...
thisismyusernameanddontyouforgetit
not since the accident
Klingon00
Not with that attitude. (Am I doing this right?)
LongUsernamesAreCoolUpToaCertainPointWhichIHaveAlreadyPassed
You were starting out strong there but your finish... not with that attitude!
LongUsernamesAreCoolUpToaCertainPointWhichIHaveAlreadyPassed
+1 for the attempt though
SirSickNasty
I heard rumours this was out hendo!
cassiejessie
New Years Safe party?!?!
thisismyusernameanddontyouforgetit
Okay kiwis unite! Time for a safe party... Op msg me, let's make this happen.
fudgepuppyorangecake
Fuck yeah count me in!!
RamboNZ
Keen as
UmbrellaCoJanitor
chur mate!
msscarlet
Ooh fun! I'm in!
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
You're going to have to go to Reddit.
SumMur
Yess! I'm in!
thisismyusernameanddontyouforgetit
I have messaged op ( on reddit ) looks like he's in Auckland. Will update you if he comes back to me
mustbeyoghurtorsomthing
Im in auckland!
MissBrainsford
I'm keen for a safe party! Yay Auckland :D
thisismyusernameanddontyouforgetit
I'm making a list of NZ's to try figure out where to organise something
fingerless
pls update me too. i'm in hamilton but will make a trip for an imgur party. i'll bring the bananas.
thisismyusernameanddontyouforgetit
Hmm, on the list you are.
SumMur
Deal! I'm in Christchurch right now, so I may have to wait for the South Island Imgur Meet Up.
thisismyusernameanddontyouforgetit
I'll be down south some time next year, if I don't forget (likely to happen) I'll msg you.
jcerecke
Whatever this is, count me in.
PortalNZ
Safe party. oh yisss
kittytard
keen!
LuciferDoombringer
I'm 16 doesn't work like that XD
mustbeyoghurtorsomthing
Ive never been prouder to be a kiwi
RubyBonanza
same! this is sick!
thisismyusernameanddontyouforgetit
Someone's earned an invite to whatever ends up happening.
mustbeyoghurtorsomthing
Hope its in auckland !
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Where shall we have it? I propose somewhere nice and central. Wellington?
AgedSaltyPork
sooo down!!
GandalfTheUltraViolet
I'll add you to the list :D
AgedSaltyPork
Sweet!
kittytard
YUSSSSSSS WELLINGTON
GandalfTheUltraViolet
Yesssssss
nightmarekittens
yes!!!!
kittytard
YESSSSSSSS
thisismyusernameanddontyouforgetit
Apparently safe is in Auckland. But I'm compiling a list and am keen for a meet-up anywhere in north island
GandalfTheUltraViolet
I shall leave it in your capable hands then
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
I say Wellington...
MishyMooMoo
i live in Auckland!! Ohmygosh I didn't even realize the safe was this close to home.. GOOD SHIT NEW ZEALAND!
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Illegitimatekitten
fark, knew I shouldn't have moved back to chch
Sasht
And just when I thought no-one at all was moving there...
kittytard
you're realising this *now* ??