When you are high out in public
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16
203
I am a busy person
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2
98
Actually, I'm not even mad
16
5
179
Bring on the downvotes
9
31
62
When the condom break but you get a text the next week that she had her period
229
15
6357
MRW I get a 76 on a test I got every answer right to
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34
393
Cecil was my best friend
10
7
72
*burns officer's hands
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2
56
My mother would be proud
7
3
65
Knees are weak arms are jelly
0
6
2208
Poor Guppies
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1
86
Me at the end of the most recent GOT episode
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4
1701
They should just get rid of them
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-1
59
What happens when you make a tunnel to small for a resilient pink train
42
11
15711
When I am trying to sleep and my roommate comes in leaves the door open then starts blasting youtube videos
18
2
500
Thank you hamburger Jesus
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5
3299
Walking into a truck stop restroom
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14
2814
When the professor makes a dick joke inadvertently
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7
1114
Is this real life?
140
16
86
This is what happens when we under fund schools and the kids are forced to play with strippers
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6
2127
Just realized how perfectly this fits the lightning's most recent post season
22
3
119
Nero the first of the neck beards, known for hating Christians and his mother
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9
42890
My conscience aint heavy but my Uzi is
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14
155
Happy Easter kids
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4
577
Introducing the female lead for Star Wars VII Daisy Ridley
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36
476
XP strong
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8
58
It's done lord Stanley is back
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10
70
Dun, Dun Dun
-1
2
179
Technology is incredible
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14
1478
Kids are so cute
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5
950
Spanish fans right now
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1
1757
How getting your car washed by a bunch of cheerleaders appears to your dog
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1
377
When ever I see the star above someone's comment
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39
943
Bears are putting trash men out of jobs, one dumpster at a time
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3
940
Black science man can suck it
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4
1039
Just letting everyone know that Will Ferrell and Chad Smith of RHCP are going to have a drum battle, that is all
13
7
514
I overheard some kid make this mistake today
3
12
37
I was reading an interview with the singer Lorde when
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2
103
One of the best albums I have heard in a while
-4
19
113
Kings going to the next round, salute to Teemu, mad respect
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15
91
When the smell of fresh banana bread wafts into my room
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2
9022
Is anyone really surprised with Colorado?
7
14
65
When someone asks me if I want pudding
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1
668
My submission for redhead Monday
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4
144
The scene I envision playing outside my window last night
19
9
72
My brother in his natural element
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8
314
That's my fetish
11
14
589
For my cake day I present the most important thing that happened on this date in 1969 the lift off of Apollo 11
23
10
510
They also tried to sell me the paper back version, I was having none of it
12
10
81
Happens almost ever single time
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1
74
The safe has been opened but we are still waiting on these OPs to deliver
8
13
55
Micheal Cera right now
7
3
114
Me when I open up the Christmas present I got for myself tomorrow
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1
3382
It's happening again
17
3
141
Award winning hamburgers
20
1
62
Hitman cat takes no pleasure in his job
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9
458
Me (a Floridan) outside the airport in North Carolina
31
13
1090
They would have a blast
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2
55
Why does anyone else even try against the Dutch
5
4
92