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Aug 9, 2016 8:09 AM
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Jonnymarre
City of God: Olympics Edition!
IReplyWithGraphicsInterchangeFormats
Hybris51129
Keep your vehicle windows shut and doors locked as the local wildlife will open/reach in to get at you.
aCoolBreezeOnAHotSummerDay
Maybe Rio needs to stop having kids for a few years to give them some time to get their shit together.
ft13
Id like to go and set traps to beat the fuck outta these little shits
SerialChillinSpree
Not sure how pervasive this really is but then again I haven't seen footage of outright pick-pockets in broad daylight like this before!
eversincetheaccident
AkwardBearHug
Fucking Rio..
raTexBG
i hope a car hits him or something
Texantioch
Freya7
You have to be so careful going to places like that
IUsedToBeTheWalrus
Step 1: Don't go, the world's a big place with lots of interesting places to go.
DaveGrohlsLegWiggle
Take your piece of shit broken phone back, fckin tourist!
Roshambo
http://imgur.com/uEaitZq
ButterfaceTaintClown
Rio has a very strict No Litter policy.
TankEngineer
Unfortunately, 'very strict' isn't well enforced.
KoukiGeorge
he had to be black
ashipthatshipsshippingships
There are honestly about 60 types of "black" down there. They even have words for different shades of "white." Much more descriptive than us
bobbynixon
They all are its Brazil
eboss103
Actually white people are the ethnic majority in Brazil. But there are a lot of black people
wellthatsjustyouropinion
that kid's like "you don't want to update your iOS? why the FUCK not??"
Janusha
This is a deep cultural thing over there. Your shit is my shit if I can take it.
edwardelricsnipples
Perfect place for the Olympics! Next let's have it in Somalia
mebe21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1_NpLKnWLU
OaksParcel
FIFA is taking place in Qatar soon, so there's that.
DarthSuraTheSavage
No, north korea!
Iwanttofingeryou
eternal president once tried out for the olympics, won landslide victory was witnessed by 20+ guards and decided to let the other people win
ashipthatshipsshippingships
The sailing finals would be intense AF with the pirates.
RogenaValorina
Now THAT, I would watch
MajorGameage
Welcome to Rio where the pictures are worth a thousand crimes
carebearsandstares
Well it is a socialist paradise...
aquamenti
What?
BHObiWanKendoobie
He's just a fucking idiot don't pay him any mind.
Jbawsome
The Olympics usually boost tourism in the hosting country for several years, I think Rio will be the first to see a decline.
practicalfrost
Rio in a nutshell
pontypool
What a little cunt
cuteandcuddly
I expected a random car run him over at the end. Was disappointed.
Gawky
becuase child criminals all deserve death?
duke605
I want to punch that kid in the face
Texantioch
MyUsernameOnImgur
Fantasized last night about putting small explosive charges in fake phones and let them steal them.
ILikeToBowl
Same, but in my dream I used hydrochloric acid
SuwinTzi
Majority of thieves in Rio are little kids man...
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Hahahaha murdering starving kids is high-larious.
MihajloMilenkovic
Steal and loose your hands, i can support that part of Sharia.
Texantioch
Fuck yeah, fantasies about murdering children!!!
scabab
i too fantasize about capital summary punishment for desperate homeless children
koflan
Seriously, how dare they be born into poverty. Little shits should've been born somewhere nice.
BattleMercy
Little shits should've been stealing someone else's phone too
Everyfootisalegend
HughLaurie
You should mail them your phone.
Everyfootisalegend
That's absolutely comparable to prancing in a bad neighborhood while being packed with valueables and electronics. Common sense?
failphins2
And yet so many other kids there not stealing. Easy to empathize with the little shits when they're not hurting you
scabab
compassion isnt supposed to be easy
archiebunk
Neither is the beat down that little shit needs. After a few of those he will quickly find plan B..C..or Z cuz A gets you an ass kicking.
failphins2
Did you read that horse shit on fb?
scabab
you're obviously in a bad mood so best thing to do would be take a break from the computer
closednetwork
if you're gonna steal from me, I don't give a shit it if you had terminal cancer and never had a phone before. Don't. Fuck. With. Me.
SuwinTzi
Now i want to steal from you
closednetwork
jimcake
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/do-it.gif
SuwinTzi
I'm not gonna dox someone; i'm lazy
dimplemonkey
Is there a collection of these open crimes somewhere? I find them strangely fascinating.
singlecellshark
I'm also interested to see a "kids in Rio blatantly stealing your shit in broad daylight" dump.
NZSheeps
Keep watching the Olympic coverage....
tasteslikechaos
I saw a video on facebook. Probably an annoying source, but here you go. https://www.facebook.com/mrjiujitsupage/videos/1137686299629123/
dimplemonkey
No seriously, I know there was a dump of Rio crimes that someone posted a few days ago.
CreepyPhlox
I think LiveWire has a category of Rio or Brazil or something similar.
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StupotJC
Listen here you little shit.
jeips
Every. Goddamn. Time. I click, and it happens
SaveU
Prick........+1
tahorg
Happened to a friend once here in Brazil. The thief realized it was an iPhone and gave the phone back cause he can't resell it (unlockable)
BitchButcher
Can't you hard reset iPhones like you can do with e.g. Windows Phones?
dubstructor
nope....once you factory reset the phone it asks for your iCloud password if you set one up. Can't get around it
NerdN1
I wonder if there is any market in batteries or external micro SD cards. Probably not worth the trouble.
insertsupercoolusernamehere
Apple fanboys really believe the hype. Trust me, iphones are hack-able, used to set up jailbreaks on TMo when locked to ATT only errday.
CulpaScintilla
Not the network lock. They're referring to the iCloud/pin/fingerprint security lock. Basically a brick if you can't get around it.
insertsupercoolusernamehere
But you can get around it, prob not a destitute street thief, though. These shady fucks need to step their game up. That FBI fiasco was BS
insertsupercoolusernamehere
It was only to set legal precedent to crack phones without a warrant.
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tahorg
Yes. A lot of people do :)
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tahorg
I am not brazilian actually and I learned English at school a long time ago. I learned pt_BR in about 8 mo, 2yrs to get rid of the accent
DrStrangeLube
That little shit
DrSuperMan
Nice user name ????
Drougals
Well spotted though
muttonchoppa
and he did it in sandals...
Jandegrote
That little shit that has nothing to eat and no future looking at a stadium being build that could have given him and 10000 others a future.
wontdowhatyoutellme
So how is stealing and breaking a cell phone going to change anything?
Jandegrote
Doubt he was meaning to break it he was going to steal sell it and make sure he got somethign to eat.
GorgeFloyd
Might get him beaten to death? That would change his situation.
BubblesSayingDecent
Grow up like he probably has and then judge him, easy to judge the acts of a desperate child when you cannot understand the situation hes in
BackToTheFromTimes
Yes empathy… that’ll get you down voted to oblivion. For what it’s worth I think your right
equinoxiq
It's really easy to say I would never commit a crime when you haven't lived in fucked up conditions
hoodoomick
I agree with ye man. These kids have no prospects and no way out. Why the fuck would they care about people who are rich compared with them.
BlueisDue
FutureHylian
I understand why he did it, but a motive is just a reason, not a justification.
BubblesSayingDecent
When did I justify it? I simply stated that you cannot judge when you haven't been in that situation.
TheSirLiftalot
Theres no excuse good enough to be a little shit, either you go and fix your act and be a decent human being or be a little shit.
strugglesnuggler
Desperate times call for desperate measures. With all the issues there it's really no surprise what people resort to, to survive
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dumbintact
You can be desperately poor and still decide against being a criminal.
Pandabear71
Being poor and acting like shit is a difference
GrImmgur
That's not what he said at all.
TheZodiacKillerForHumanPresident
It's easy, just get a $1M loan from your dad. Duh
BubblesSayingDecent
Apparently I'm wrong for not judging a child who probably struggles to eat everyday just for trying to take a probably insured phone off 1/?
BubblesSayingDecent
One of the thousands of rich tourists who are coming to an Olympics that has been funded by his government which has failed to take care 2/?
BubblesSayingDecent
Of him. Maybe empathy doesn't fit in the majority of people's views when you can relate to having your phone stolen but not being poor.
dumbintact
I'm positive that he knows the difference between right and wrong and understands he's less likely to get caught if he targets tourists.
BubblesSayingDecent
He knows he can *eat if he targets tourists. Not arguing the semantics on whether it is right or wrong just that you can't judge.
hoodoomick
Of course he does, but he also knows right and wrong doesn't serve him a fair life. So why should he respect right and wrong
dumbintact
Plenty of people aren't given a fair shot. Just because life is unfair doesn't mean you should live life as a career douchebag.
hoodoomick
All I'm saying, is its a dog eat dog world there, and I'm glad I don't live in it. I refuse to judge him from were I'm standing
WolfgangxZ
So I can murder someone and have it be ok? Cause I needed it, right? No, illegal is illegal. No exceptions
BubblesSayingDecent
Exaggerated comparison, when you and your family can't afford to eat so you steal its not comparable to murder.
BubblesSayingDecent
Not all crimes are the same that's why they have different punishments.
WolfgangxZ
My point was that it's still morally wrong.
BubblesSayingDecent
My point is that is irrelevant. Never mentioned morals or right or wrong just judgement. You read further in to it then what it was.
BubblesSayingDecent
Is your point also that murder is equal to theft? It reads that way anyway.
BubblesSayingDecent
What gives you the right to judge?
bigbearsdontcry
these kids live in poverty not by choice
FreddieMercurey
Oh really i was thinking about becoming poor you know try out the life style. Shut the fuck up.
GrImmgur
There are practically hundreds of people there that are exactly like this.
scabab
HUNDREDS I TELL YOU
tinytim7
We've seen about half of them caught on film already then
MedicSailor
When a human being ceases to act like a human and a person and instead like a base animal, they should simply be put down. No wasting time.
TheGreatAnhey
It's either this or dumpster diving
OverLander54
Careful you don't cut yourself on that edge. Wouldn't want to ruin your 7th grade experience.
MedicSailor
I don't understand the reference to whatever your trying to say there, but enjoy your kinder care experience.
MyAlterEgoIsAVillain
Yes because this is that much simple.. People are so simple.. Nice train of thought.. Kinda ignorant don't u think?
MedicSailor
And I mean permanently warped, like how drug usage and addiction warp minds.
MedicSailor
Do you honestly believe that that piece of shit thief is any better in any aspect of his life? People who think that's ok have warped minds.
rubbarz
And half of them are in the USA. And half of those kids are in 6th-7th grade.
GrImmgur
What? I meant Brazilians.
rubbarz
And there are plenty of kids like that around the world. Not just brazil.
fdgftajhgdajgjgfajkahg
brazilians!?!? You said hundreds wtf how much is a brazilian
yamdog
$500. Just kidding I can't put a price on a human life
ThirstyTrollTranslator
Those little shits
SadJoker
Yeah, fuck those people on the edge of starvation stealing to eat. What a bunch of twats.
NiceCatchBlancoNinoTooBadYourAssGotSacked
My empathy for the poor ends where my stolen property begins.
SadJoker
so you think the greater evil is the loss of a phone, over a human being dying of hunger? (Obvs hypothetical)
ThirstyTrollTranslator
Sorry, I meant "damn those regions of socioeconomic disparity and corruption". Easy mistake.
SadJoker
ah, I understand where you went wrong there! If you take your head out of your arse it will be harder to make the same mistake again :D XX
GalacticPancakes
I get the point you're trying to make, but that still doesn't make his actios less shitty.
SadJoker
Someone below pointed out that perhaps he thinks he is taking a small thing from a person who has everything, while he has nothing.