muttonchoppa

45279 pts ยท November 26, 2013


My cat came up to me on Xmas evening 2013. He walked up my snowy driveway while I was in the garage BSing with a friend. I sing songs to my cat in falsetto. Most of the time it barely rhymes and is completely out of tune. He is an indoor cat and is only allowed to go out when there is snow, or if I cover him in anti flea powder and he is under my supervision.

The one and only Sam

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Just my luck

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Looking for some help

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Need help

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Stop what you are doing this is not a drill

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How we handle in NE Ohio

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That feeling when all your fresh grass seeding will probably be washed away

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everybody posts cats but not everybody posts grandma's classy solutions to cat (scratch) posts

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I'd never give him away

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Not my proudest moment, not my worst.

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My friends reaction when he gave me the wrong stuff

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Hold me imgur

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Guy got pissed off about bus fare and KO'd himself headbutting a bus

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For your zooming pleasure open the image in a new tab

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It also means soda/soft drink

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Thought this belonged here

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TL;DR an almost 30 year old went back to school, maybe will earn himself a life.

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This reminds me of field trips in elementary school

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We get it you vape

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MRW I'm waiting for the kids to go back to school

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A red hot nickel ball placed on floral foam

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what a shit show

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I fucking love learning

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Side launching a battleship

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Sorry

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I dont know what to make of this

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what it feels like being on a boat and then being on shore

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Repost and get this to the FP

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Drugs are bad mmmmk - bird probably

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My previous employer got me a new job!

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What the hell is this?

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I effed up my credit when I was younger with student loans

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Started school last week, was pleasantly surprised today.

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When I was a kid it was all about expanding on ideas

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Guy left his key in the ignition of his locked truck

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Limo got stuck on the railroad crossing, everyone got out in time

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MRW my comment goes way better than expected and I didnt really mean it

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MRW my grandpa asks me "What's in the poke?"

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I probably have a problem

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Learn how to help

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Its not you, its me.

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Mama walks her ducklings across the street

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Aww Yisss Motha Fuckin' Breadcrumbs!

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Pucker your butthole, you wont see it coming.

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@Psychoikilla RW he cooks for his family

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Quick, slip a finger in the B-hole

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Two adorable guinea dawwws swimming

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Me lately

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Doesn't matter had sex?

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View from my "office" today, for your zooming pleasure

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Imgur currently

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Gone in 60 Seconds GTA recreation

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Drinking and cliffs are not a wise combination

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MRW I make a new post while drunk and proofcheck all of the fields.

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