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RonFucknSwanson
The best clip I've seen is where he explains his brother's job is to voice his merchandise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNptl7bjRhI
stealingthisname
why is Tom Hanks kissing his sister like that?
Laitka
"i'll see you on the beach!"
lyonnaiselinds
This holiday season, give thanks for T. Hanks.
ImmanualKrant
Stadix
anchored4life
you guys I had a dream recently where I was dating Tom Hanks. It was weird. But also, pretty awesome.
Bpdrummer
Tom hanks will become what bill Murray is today.
wanooknox
My birthday is the same day as Tom Hanks. So that's a thing.
PoopholeAintALoophole
One of my fears in life is Tom Hanks getting busted doing something horrible as so often happens.
runeks
Daily Show / Kevin Bacon Sauce: http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/2ksivx/tom-hanks
willsta
Thank you, I oddly wanted to see that.
cinnamonster
Is it just me or does every comment have 1 point?
grandw0lf
Tom Hanks violated the sacred rule of the urinal...
imagineordie
what's with the stealing iPad? Former Czech president did something similar once.. but only with a pen :(
Howtointernet1
Angry silence... The worst kind of silence..
ndrewtran
Tam Honks.
ofcourseidoimaprincessandthisismytiara
I literally can not think of 1 bad movie of his. he only chooses quality scripts. quirky? odd? off-beat? yes. bad? no.
fdisk
Mazes and Monsters and Larry Crowne; having said that, he's still my all time favorite actor.
ofcourseidoimaprincessandthisismytiara
don't know the 1st and LC was "ok." I guess I meant FLOPS, like some really strong A-listers have eventually put out.
Iaimtomisbehave
"Hello, I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility so it's borrowing some of mine."
comrademittens
My favorite T. Hanks moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPLWKBWkn3s
TheLastBillyBumbler
Who's a bad dog?
squish13s
Omg!!! That's hilarious...
RindercellaSloppedHerDripper
As I watch You've Got Mail for the billionth time...
TheLastBillyBumbler
They need to add that to Netflix. I can't find a DVD anywhere.
danzafan37
Really, the only possible reaction:
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Back then I was hopping that one day Robin Willians and Tom Hanks will star in a movie together. Now my dream is shattered.
myradeathray
my feels
mamajohn
FUCK YOU FOR PUTTING THAT THOUGHT IN MY MIND. Now I feel like crying for imagining that scenario that will never happen.
darklydreamingpanda
Hnnng! Still not over it.
Shadowboyg
You sir. Are an evil man for sharing that thought...shame on you
genericwhiteguy
They could do a "Weekend At Bernies" reboot.
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Me him when I worked at Disneyland. Easily the most normal of all the celebrities I encountered during my time there.
SkillzShot77
Sorry to be THAT GUY. *Met
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Yeah I know. Damn fingers.
zukoshonor
Who were some of the weird ones?
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Christina Aguilera was a total bitch. No one was really weird, but there were definitely those who wanted/demanded "star" treatment.
CrabWallet
Me him when I work at Didney Worl.
chazez
Hahaaaaaaaa
Schadenfreuder
I LITERALLY just laughed so hard that spittle flew out of my mouth!
fangbangerr
+1 you fahny
CrabWallet
+1 for your username, I don't know what a fang bang is, but it sounds ... intense.
NohnPhixion
If you said I could have a beer with any living celebrity it would be a tie between Nye, Degrasse, Hanks
screamingwinemaker
Nicholson, MURRAY, Kevin Smith or Hanks. But honestly, the list is MUCH longer like my di... ary entries.
Astridnaut
T.hanks, OP
lyonnaiselinds
noooo, it's funnier that way
Stadix
lyonnaiselinds
ooooh wait, I didn't get it. I'm super smart. You are certainly welcome, @synack301
Dooood
You've apparently never seen the garbage can- http://www.pumpispumping.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/20110304-t.hanks_.jpg
Dreamdayer
UncleChiss
I didn't get it at first and advanced. I came back hoping this upper will stand in the place of my slow wit
CarlosPerfectHair
Touche Sir and/or Madam
Probablylucy
clap
wineandsoup
+1, reluctantly
snackyard
Otm Shank?!
thiswasabadidea
Simpson's did it
NwabudikeMorgan
This guy looks nothing like Brian Dennehy.
CancelledChoir
Simpson's joke!
dealbreakerjones
Well it was T.Hanks-giving
Sleepsintrees
OMG you went there... +1
dragonfliesfantasize
*Tim Honks
blushark
Tim Tams.
Grubenwolf
Tram Hunks. Check please.
marvelboy
Tam Honks
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Honk if you like Tim Tam!
Housemaster
You can't flim flam the Tim Tam!
Sauroctonus
Bibbidy boppity!
bippityboppitybuttsex
If Tom Hanks punched a nun in the face, your first question would be, 'what did that nun do to Tom Hanks?'
tracereading
Crying in baseball.
Crawley
I will always upvote Christopher Titus.
marvelboy
She would respond "I didn't do nun-thing"
SnakeATWAR
Sofia Vergara's voice.....
ItsCaptain0bvious
No nun intended...
TheFoxCouncil
Punching nuns is a bad habit...
marvelboy
That's nun of yo business.
TheFoxCouncil
It's totally my business! You can't remain anunymous forever!
vielleicht
bitch probably deserved it
Procrastinating4Dayz
Found Chris Brown.
LeslieKnope2016
Found Dr. Dre.
NormalNorman
Wow lol
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
BEATings by Dr. Dre
Svenni
probably hit his fingers with a ruler and lied to him that he was going to hell.
DrCurtCockings
Oh my god Titus reference I love you. I'm going to see him live in January in Minneapolis
Greeneyeddevil
I wouldn't even ask what she did, I'd just find her and punch her as well in case she tried it again. Bitch.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Well, if Tom Hanks did it, we probably all should, as it is the proper and moral thing to do.
Greeneyeddevil
Absolutely. In fact we should just stop trusting nuns altogether. Moreso than I already don't trust them.
RedneckAvengers
Sick Reference Bro +1
mohansen
+1 for Christopher Titus reference
bippityboppitybuttsex
I love Titus, 2nd stupidest FOX cancellation after Firefly.
Dominian
FOX are a bunch of god-damn WUSSIES! http://gostacykeach.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tituslifeside.jpg
DAFUQisaLOMMY
i have to say 3rd or 4th stupidest, they did cancel Family Guy.......twice
Hybris51129
She was an assassin from the Illuminati probably.
bluefacepaint
Actually, I'd just assume that she was a secret serial killer or something and offer Tom Hanks a Coca-Cola or Pepsi, whichever he prefers.
MoldyBurrito
Dr. Pepper. Have you even watched Forrest Gump?
Philo
For context, Tom Selleck is 6'4" and about four feet across the shoulders.
CrabWallet
He's Magnum P.I., and that's all anyone who's cool needs to know.
AuBoss
6'3. You Americans love to exaggerate height. Not sure why he size has anything to do with the context however.
Philo
Where do you get 6'3"? I'm 6'4 and he's as tall as I am. And the context - a very large man in the stall next to you, quiet and angry
AuBoss
Well he is listed as 192cm. I am 193cm and that is 6'4. Last time I was in the states people would say I was 6'5 when I met them.
Philo
Well if you're talking about sub-6' persons, I would blame parallax.
cabe01
Oh no, we have to give context to who Tom Selleck is now? Am I that old?
Philo
No - I'm pointing out that he's fucking HUGE. As in - I'm 6'4" and I thought "This is a LARGE man."
TheJonSnowShow
So his arms are like a foot long each. Lol he's a Trex
3Hamswillkillhim
Exactly my thoughts
thraxFX
...wat
TheJonSnowShow
Your wing span, from finger tip to finger tip is exactly how tall you are
majortentpole
No it isn't
EarthTourist
and, though i love MAGNUM forver, the man himself is apprently a right winged prick
sidfromtoystory
yeah i've heard this. big supporter of the nra
EarthTourist
exactly.
SaintMaceToTheFace
And you are a left wing prick. What of it?
EarthTourist
wow. thanks for the judgement.
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
ladies love him
ahsanzee
even his friends' daughters
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
10 months too late
ahsanzee
ah well... better late than pregnant!
NovemberIndiaCharlieKilo
There's been a sudden influx of Tom Hanks posts. I had to Google to make sure he wasn't dead.
porrages
Listen here, motherfucker... We don't talk like that around here, yeah?
HobbitHouse
We swear like sailors, but we don't joke like hat.
NoCanDosvilleBabydoll
Omg. Captain Phillips.
comaWill
he not ded
Ihave6cats
Oh God... You just made me realize that he's getting up there in age. Tom Hanks, DONT YOU DARE. I'm not ready to lose you.
imtheofficialhuggiverofimgur
It is because he is being inducted into the entertainment hall of fame
HubCapDiamondStarHalo
he's certainly earned it & taught other actors how to be a decent person as well good for him.
girafficdesign
Your name is incredible
Toqueman
Tom Hank
Snegurkin
Same thing I did with Russell Crowe.
YesImProductive
Imgur acts like the obituaries sometimes
gracilouten
I had to do the same thing with Jon Stewart the other day
jlafunk
Your comment is actually funnier than the post. Well done.
TattooedWife
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS!
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newherewjy
Serious question: What makes him a twat?
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
He hasn't been in anything recently, has he? I feel like he kind of disappeared.
TheBoomQueen
NEW TOY STORY SHORT
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
Why did I get downvoted for that? He used to be in every other movie that came out. You don't hear his name as often now.
TheLastBillyBumbler
Tom Hanks isn't allowed to die until after WWIII and the subsequent Stephen Spielberg-Tom Hanks WWIII film/series.
IJoinedImgurSpecificallytoMakeThisComment
There was a conspiracy theory that he died on 9-11 and he'd been CGI'd ever since.
DoctorJungyBrongen
That's because it was just T.Hanksgiving
adeepermystery
WOW. Just Wow.
lolzomg123
So is that what he'd call a charity in his name? T. Hank's Giving?
TotallyNotATimeLord
Wow
MadameLestrange
God I hope so
Glumerlink
DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT. I CAN'T LOSE HANKS AND WILLIAMS IN THE SAME YEAR
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
My dream of William and Hank play together in a comedy movie was shattered :(
Estlib
theres always bill murray, and hes a pretty cool guy too. but yeah, the loss of robin williams was kinda bad :(
adeciduoustree
Williams as in robin Williams? He's dead?
wolfetrax
Slowpoke sloth meme.
lovelyleelamb
Where have you been? Not on the internet that's for sure.
relevenceisinthemindofthebeholder
He's just hiding with Elvis
COLONELSARGE
You might wanna sit down for this one.
nateraaade
It's just vicious rumors spread by the communists.
adeciduoustree
Oh ok. Thanks
OldWiseWizard
He's somewhere better than death, kicking back with all dead comedians.
ImalwayslatetotheStephenKingreferences
I think that's technically just a subcategory of dead.
HobbitHouse
Oh, honey.
iSoulKiller
I immediately thought of HIMYM
adeciduoustree
Knew someone would respond with that. Thanks for not lettin me down
123TestTest123
Oh, you.
TobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Only a month to go then!
SapiensMakeMeErectusNoHomo
Hank Williams died a while ago.
MotherEffinSatan
You son of a bitch.
tbombadil
You beat me to it, and for that i salute you.
E7018
He has his retarded grandson to carry the line. H3
kenobae
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
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